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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #23: Jul 06, 2008 01:25:21 am
      Lois: What did I tell you?
      Peter: You told me not to drink at the stag party.
      Lois: and what did you do?
      Peter: I drank at the sta- Whoa... I almost fell right into that one!
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #24: Jul 06, 2008 01:27:34 am
      Lois: Chris, we know what you did.
      Chris: You mean that I lied about my age to get into an Indian casino?
      Lois: No.
      Chris: You mean about the time I had hard gas and pooed myself?
      Peter: Close, but no.
      Stewie: How is that close?
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #25: Jul 06, 2008 01:28:25 am
      Stewie: Oh yes, you have a lot to think about: public drunkenness, grand theft auto...
      Brian: You forgot the part where I made you smash your head into the windshield.
      Stewie: I don't remember-
      Brian: (Slams on brakes, causing Stewie to fly forward into winshield)
      Stewie: Yes, well, I suppose I walked right into that one.
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #26: Jul 06, 2008 01:30:28 am
      Lois (to counselor): This is the first act of violence Stewie has ever done.
      Stewie: Well actually, the first act of violence was the time bomb I left ticking in your uterus before I came out. Happy 50th birthday Lois!
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #27: Jul 06, 2008 01:32:42 am
      Stewie: Damn, must have pulled something playing hoops last week. (Goes to flashback of Stewie playing basketball.)
      Stewie: I know you ain't puttin that rock up from here, cause you ain't got no J! (Stewie trips basketball player)
      Baskeball player: Yo man, that's trippin!
      Stewie: Brotha please, you're the one who's trippin'! Now go on! Cry home to your momma! She waitin' for ya!
      Basketball player: Now don't make me stick my size thirteens up yo narrow ass!
      Stewie: Oh, sweet! Bring it on bi*ch! Now how you gonna act?! (Basketball player walks away.) Jeeze! Bringin that trash in here. Dis is my house!!!
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #28: Jul 06, 2008 01:34:55 am
      Peter (to a bus load of girls): I'll be Charlie and all of you can be my angels. Except you. You be Bosley.
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #29: Jul 06, 2008 01:36:44 am
      Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #30: Jul 06, 2008 01:37:07 am
      (The family is coming back from the basketball game)
      Peter: Hey nice job Chris! You wiped the floor with that towel!
      Chris: Yeah did you see me when that hottie was all up im ma kool aid!? Yeah I was about to break off a lil' somthin somthin but then my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and shes all about the bling-bling!
      (Peter slams on the breaks)
      Peter: Meg start reading at Pslam 41 and don't stop! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! (While Peter is squirting holy water in Chris's eyes)
      Lois: Peter what on earth are you doing?!
      Peter: The boy is speaking in tounges Lois!
      The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
      Lois: Peter stop it! He's not possesed!
      Meg: Yeah he's just talking street. A lot of kids do it.
      Peter: Oh. Well that's weird.
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #31: Jul 06, 2008 01:39:15 am
      Peter: What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #32: Jul 06, 2008 09:52:43 am
      Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
      (Lois and Peter stare in silence)
      Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
      (Peter and Lois keep staring)
      Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
      Peter: Who was that guy?
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #33: Jul 06, 2008 10:10:18 am
      Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
      Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
      (They all drink.)
      Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
      (Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
      Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
      (Only Quagmire drinks.)
      ****About 33 drinks later****
      Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
      Quagmire: Oh God.
      (Quagmire takes a drink.)
      Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
      Quagmire: Oh come on!
      (Quagmire drinks again.)
      Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
      Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #34: Jul 06, 2008 10:26:37 am
      Peter: Don't worry Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in. (Flashback to Veitnam)
      Peter (dressed in a clown suit): You guys are stupid. They're gonna' be looking for army people.
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #35: Jul 06, 2008 10:28:37 pm
      Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
      Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
      Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
      Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #36: Jul 11, 2008 12:36:00 am
      (Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
      Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
      Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bi*ch.
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #37: Jul 11, 2008 01:34:49 am
      Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
      Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy b***ard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #38: Jul 11, 2008 12:36:11 pm
      Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
      Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
      Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts.
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #39: Jul 11, 2008 04:46:14 pm
      stewie: 'Piss off you peverted old freak' to the pedo
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #40: Jul 13, 2008 03:01:31 pm
      Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
      Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #41: Jul 13, 2008 03:07:14 pm
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      « Last Edit: Jul 13, 2008 03:17:12 pm by paulrobbo »
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #42: Jul 13, 2008 03:35:48 pm
      Family Guy's on tonite at 10 BBC3, i'll be watching from work :D anyone in poyntzpass chinease dont expect food from 10 untill 10.45 :P
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #43: Jul 13, 2008 07:36:58 pm
      Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
      Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bi*ch
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      Re: Family Guy Assosiation Thread
      Reply #44: Jul 14, 2008 09:50:07 pm
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