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      Reslivo
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      Re: Liverpool Football School
      Reply #115: Sep 30, 2008 04:47:35 pm
      I knew that negative idiot wouldn't get to you DLS ;)

      Well done!
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      Reply #116: Oct 01, 2008 12:45:18 am
      You've got me in stitches again DLS...loving Jamie's character. I'll counteract that negative with another + for you ;D
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      Reply #117: Oct 01, 2008 02:47:04 am
      Stevie and Nando - Is It Over?

      The class arrived very early at school for the journey down to the ground ahead of the match with PSV.

      Benitez:   "Right lads, this is a very important game no?"

      Kuyt:   "It iz dat sir."

      Benitez:    "This is the compitition we want to win no?"

      Kuyt:   "Iz right again blood."

      Benitez:    "Well I want everyone to prove their worth to me on this journey. I won't be telling you the starting eleven until we get there, so best behaviour every single one of you

      Spearing:   "Especially you Grass."


      Benayoun turned round and looked at Spearing before turning away to look at Mr Benitez.

      Gerrard:   "That was a lovely meal last night Nando. Thank you."

      Torres:   "Anytime my sweet."

      Gerrard:   "It's a shame the house burnt down in the process."

      Torres:   "At least we knew it was done."

      Gerrard:   "My sentiments exactly"

      Hyypia:   "Is Stevie still droolin' over Nando?"

      Carragher:   "Aye an' always will be probably. Nando cooked for 'im yisterdee ye know."

      Hyypia:   "What they 'ave?"

      Carragher:   "Corn flakes an it was burnt to a crisp. Soft b***ard didn't know to work the oven did he. Whole 'ouse went up."

      Hyypia:   "What was he doin' in the oven?."

      Darby:   "What was who doin' it what oven?"

      Carragher:   "Nando tryin' to make a romantic meal of corn flakes an' endin' up settin' fire to 'is entire 'ouse."

      Agger:   "How'd he manage that then?"

      Carragher:   "I dunno do I. Ask him."

      Agger:   "Nah he'll probably be all embarrassed."

      Spearing:   "Good. Eh Nando, 'aven't got any corn flakes on ye 'ave ye?"

      Torres:   "What?"

      Spearing:    "I said you 'aven't got any porn tapes on ye by any chance?"


      The back stuggled to contain their laughter while Torres looked bemused.

      Spearing:    "Well have ye?"

      Torres:    "No I gave my last lot to Babel."

      Spearing:   "Are they firey hot?"


      The backrow again started to splutter their laughing.

      Torres:   "What's so funny?"

      Spearing:   "Don't know mate, somethin' a bar this fella burnin' 'is 'ouse down while makin' corn flakes."

      Torres:   "Oh."

      Spearing:   "You 'eard a bar it?"

      Gerrard:   "Look Jay, leave it alright. Why have you got to hurt people's feelings like that?"

      Spearing:   "So says the lad who was all over Cilla Black like a rash."


      Gerrard's face went bright red as Torres looked at him in disgust.

      Torres:   "You didn't. Please tell me you didn't."

      Gerrard:   "I'm sorry. It's just everything was getting on top of me and...

      Spearing:   "Including Cilla."

      Gerrard:    "...and she was there. She was like a mother figure to me and..."

      Spearing:   "More like grandmother"

      Gerrard:   "...and I didn't know what else to do."

      Spearing:   "Apart from sleep with her."

      Gerrard:   "Keep your nose out you poisioned sh*t stairing dwarf."


      Spearing broke down laughing.

      Torres:   "I trusted you. I said I wouldn't go out partying with that lot because you asked me not to. Now you've gone and done it and what makes it worse is you cheated on me."

      Gerrard:   "Nando, I didn't honestly. Please listen to me."

      Torres:   "It's too late. It'll never work."


      Torres ran and sat at the front of the bus.

      Gerrard:   "Thanks a lot Jay, you're meant to be my friend."

      Spearing:   "I am ye mate. Ye need to remember who ye are lad."

      Gerrard:   "Mates don't do that."

      Reina:   "Nobody does Cilla mate, but you did."


      The backrow began laughing again while Gerrard sat motionlessly looking out at the empty seat beside him.

      Babel:   "Those tapes were good, thanks Nando."

      Torres:   "No problem."

      Babel:   "When you want them back?"

      Torres:   "I don't."

      Aurelio:   "Are you OK Nando?"

      Torres:   "Yes."

      Aurelio:   "Are you sure?"

      Torres:   "Yes."

      Aurelio:   "Really?"

      Gerrard:   "LOOK YOU F***ing IDIOT HE'S OK, LEAVE HIM ALONE."


      Aurelio sat down with his lip trembling. Torres meanwhile turned back to the front of the bus, trying to avoid the gaze of Gerrard.

      Carragher:   "Look Stevie, he's obviously not interested lad, so just let it go eh?"

      Gerrard:   "I can't just let it go Carra."

      Carragher:   "Why not, ye let Jenny go?"

      Gerrard:   "That was different, she wasn't...
      Gerrard turned his head to look at Torres. him

      Hyypia:   "I think ye need to get a grip lad."

      Gerrard:   "It was 'is fault."

      Spearing:   "Don't go blamin' me Stevie. You're the one who couldn't keep 'is 'ands to 'imself.

      Carragher:   "Jay's right Ste. You've only got yeself to blame."

      Gerrard:   "How do I make it up to him?"

      Carragher:   "Go back to the old Stevie. The scouse, no sh*t takin Stevie. And take 'im out for a meal, tell 'im 'ow ye feel."

      Reina:   "As long as it's not corn flakes."

      Carragher:   "Now is not the time Pep."

      Gerrard:   "He won't even speak to me though Carra."

      Carragher:   "Tell ye what. Me and the lads'll 'ave a chat with 'im."


      Gerrard nodded.

      Lucas:   "He's not worth worrying over Fernando. His best friend has always been that scumbag Carragher, no wonder he doesn't know what the word loyal means."

      Torres:   "He's never done this before though."

      Lucas:   "How do you know?"

      Torres:   "Because he's never told me."

      Lucas:   "He didn't tell you about this either did he?"

      Torres:   "Not exactly."

      Lucas:   "I wouldn't be surprised then if he's been at it since day one."

      Torres:   "Not my Stevie. In the beginning it was perfect. Where did it go wrong?"

      Arbeloa:   "Where did it all go wrong."

      Alonso:   "I say Alvaro old bean, now clearly isn't the time for singing. You can see Fernando is upset. Why do you not try comforting him?"

      Torres:   "That's OK Xabi. I'll manage."

      Carragher:   "Eh Nando, d'ye mind if we 'ave a word mate?"

      Lucas:   "Yes he does."

      Hyypia:   "Nobody asked you, so move you pr**k."


      Hyypia threw Lucas four seats back and the others around Torres quickly got the message.

      Carragher:   "Stevie's 'art broken up there. He didn't mean to 'urt ye. It's just he was gettin' a load of stick off us."

      Torres:   "That doesn't mean he can cheat on me does it."

      Carragher:   "He didn't cheat on ye mate. He only danced with her."

      Torres:   "He said he slept with her."

      Spearing:   "I was 'avin' a laugh that's all Nando."

      Torres:   "My emotions are a joke to you?"

      Spearing:   "No course not. I didn't think ye'd be this upset. I'm sorry."

      Torres:   "Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it. For you or for Stevie."

      Carragher:   "Ye wouldn't be this upset if he meant nothin' to ye now would ye? So let 'im explain 'imself. Away from all of this. Just you and 'im."

      Torres:   "No, he has to prove he's the man I fell in love with first."

      Agger:   "How can he if you won't let him speak to you?"

      Torres:   "Actions speak louder than words."

      Carragher:   "Well the lad is up there sobbin' 'is eyes out. That's a pretty strong action wouldn't ye say?"


      Torres turned to look at Gerrard.

      Torres:   "But why did he do it?"

      Carragher:    "I can't answer that mate. Only Stevie can an' if ye want the answer, ye gonna have to listen to 'im. No one else. Then you're gonna 'ave to listen to ye 'art."

      Torres:   "Maybe you're right. And Carra?"

      Carragher:   "Yeah?"

      Torres:   "Thanks. It means a lot."

      Carragher:   "I just don't like seein' two of me mates upset."


      Torres made his way to the back of the bus where Gerrard and Maschero were sat.

      Torres:   "Masch, can we have a minute?"

      Mascherano nodded, growled and moved.

      Torres:   "The lads explained you wanted to speak to me."

      Gerrard:   "I'm sorry. I can't say it enough. I was stupid, it was a rush of blood to the head. I'm not making excuses, I was wrong. I should never treat someone like you the way I did."

      Torres:   "Don't be silly Stevie, you've treated me like a king these past 12 months."

      Gerrard:   "I still should never have left you and went with the boys."

      Torres:   "I can tell you're really sorry but I still haven't forgiven you."

      Gerrard:   "That's OK. I don't expect you to forgive me for a very long time. I'm just happy you're willing to speak to me, I don't even deserve that."

      Torres:   "How can I stay mad at you eh?"


      Gerrard looked up and saw Torres smiling at him, which Steven replied with a smile back. The two returned to their seats and left the conversation at that.

      Carragher:   "I'm 'appy for Stevie, he did nothin' wrong really."

      Hyypia:   "I think it was just a hissy fit by Nando."

      Darby:   "f***in' drama queen."

      Reina:   "Queen alright."


      The backrow laughed again, this time very openly.

      Carragher:   "It's been a long journey, we still ain't there either."

      Agger:   "I think this is one for the scrapbook though."

      Carragher:   "Too right Dan."

      Darby:   "You're rather quiet Jay."

      Spearing:   "Nothin' to say."

      Darby:   "Feelin' bad a bar the jokes?"

      Spearing:   "What you think lad?"

      Carragher:   "Oi don't you two start. Don't need another lover's tiff do we."

      Darby:   "Yeah you're right Carra."

      Dossena:   "I can smell corn flakes that have been burnt at gas mark 7 for 40 minutes."

      Hyypia:   "How do you know that lad?"

      Dossena:   "They were grandma's specialty."

      Reina:   "And your specialty was to eat them?"

      Dossena:   "Don't wind me up Reina."

      Reina:   "What are you a clock?"

      Carragher:   "If he is, the only time he tells is dinner time."


      The backrow again laughed while Dossena gave up the arguement knowing he couldn't win.

      Hyypia:   "What's takin' so long tonight?"

      Carragher:  "Sammy's probably got lost."

      Lee:   "I heard that Carra. I'm not lost, it's the extra weight we're carryin' that's slowin' us down."

      Reina:   "Alright Chubs, get off. You can walk."

      Carragher:   "He could do with it."


      While they went into another hysterical laughing round, the bus pulled up outside the ground and Mr Benitez rose and spoke.

      Benitez:   "OK, everybody off and straight into the changing rooms. I know you all want to know the team and after certain signs of maturity from some tonight on the bus, they are definately in my side. So everybody off.

      The bus emptied with Gerrard and Torres holding hands.

      While the lads leave to get chanced, the rest of the episode can be seen on Sky Sports later today.



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      Re: Liverpool Football School
      Reply #118: Oct 01, 2008 03:03:39 am
      Brilliant, just brilliant! Poor Stevie and Nando, eh? Well, at least everythin's alright for them now. :D
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      Reply #119: Oct 01, 2008 10:32:16 am
      Awww a happy ending for Stevie and Fernando....fantastic episode DLS.
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      Reply #120: Oct 01, 2008 12:44:45 pm
      I never thought I'd say this but I can't wait for the international break, gives me a rest from this ;D
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      Re: Liverpool Football School
      Reply #121: Oct 01, 2008 12:48:38 pm
      England Football School!
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      Re: Liverpool Football School
      Reply #122: Oct 01, 2008 03:02:52 pm
      Top drawer stuff dls.
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      Reply #123: Oct 01, 2008 07:26:32 pm
      I even took time out of my pre-game schedule to read this and you didnt disappoint. Really gives me a clearer picture for future relationships, if you say sorry enough you can get away with anything. Thanks again DLS :D
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      Reply #124: Oct 03, 2008 08:54:08 am
      *Ahem*

      BUMP  ;)
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      Reply #125: Oct 08, 2008 11:06:54 am
      Found out what Torres has been up to!



      A chance to bring Keano in?  ;)

       
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      Reply #126: Oct 08, 2008 12:05:43 pm
      Court behave yourself, it's half term and the school has been closed down. Stop trying to bump it back up mate :D
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      Reply #127: Oct 09, 2008 08:43:18 am
      :D

      Can't blame me for trying....
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      Reply #128: Oct 17, 2008 03:49:56 am
      Bump ::)
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      Reply #129: Oct 22, 2008 03:29:53 pm
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      Reply #130: Oct 22, 2008 06:01:40 pm
      I've got just under two hours spare ahead of the match, so for my own safety I'll do the next edition of this because if I don't I get this feeling Res and Court will be leading a linch mob to me house. So I'll get to work on it soon.

      I know you've all been dying without this over the international break and me own personal break. So sit back and enjoy.
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      Reply #131: Oct 22, 2008 06:43:30 pm
      Madrid Mayhem

      After a long and tiring international break as well as a hard fought win over Wigan Athletic's School it was time for Mr Benitez and his lads to fly over to Spain for a European test against Athletico Madrid, although the former Athletico star pupil Fernando Torres didn't make the trip due to injury

      Benitez:   "Right lads we're flying to my native country so I want you all on your best beahaviour, understand?"

      All:   "Yes."

      Benitez:   "Now there's been a lot of confusion of late about where the match will be played but I can confirm that it will be taking plae in Madrid."

      Hyypia:  "Sound la, party type city Madrid. I'm gonna get plastered."

      Spearing:   "The Spaniards aren't that hard Sam."

      Reina:   "Watch it Jay."

      Carragher:   "Yeah I'd stay quiet if I was you Jay, there touchy bas**rds the Spanish. That's why they settle in Liverpool so well."

      Spearing:   "They don't frighten me."

      Pennant:   "They frighten me."

      Spearing:   "Yeah well you're black and they don't like your sort do they."

      Benitez:   "Less of that Spearing."

      Spearing:   "It's true though in it."

      Benitez:   "Well yes which is why Pennant doesn't get a game anymore and Babel only comes off the bench. As for Intandje well he's just sh*t so it doesn't matter about his colour."


      So many of the lads starting laughing as the coach reached Speke Airport (John Lennon airport to those who didn't grow up calling it Speke)

      Benitez:   "Go on lads take your seat on the plane"

      The lads took their seats, Steven Gerrard sat alone missing his best friend Fernando.

      Spearing:   "Eh stewardess would ye shag 'im? Spearing pointed at Agger and the stewardess nodded

      Spearing:   "You're on there Dan."

      Agger:   "It's cos I'm gorgeous lad."

      Spearing:   "Yeah that must be it.
      Spearing rolled his eyes

      Darby:   "What bar you goin' to Sam?"

      Hyypia:   "I'm goin' on a pub crawl lad."

      Darby:   "I'll come with ye then. Not like I'm gettin' game is it."

      Reina:   "It's cos your sh*t Ste."

      Gerrard:   "What you saying?"

      Reina:   "Not you, you touchy bi*ch."

      Gerrard:   "Who you talking to lad?"

      Reina:   "A touchy bi*ch."


      Gerrard broke down crying.

      Carragher:   "Well done Pep. You've made 'im cry."

      Reina:   "Not my fault Nando got injured is it."

      Darby:   "Nah it was that bird of 'is. She pulled 'is 'amstring by goin' too fast. Poor old Nado couldn't keep up."

      Carragher:   "She is a goer her though."


      The back row all nodded in agreement.

      Kuyt:   "I say bloodz where is da Babel?"

      Alonso:   "I think he's in the convience with that stewardess old chap."

      Kuyt:   "Iz right. Get in there blood."

      Arebloa:   "One love, one blood."

      Aurelio:   "Why am I so sh*t?"

      Carragher:   "You're a Liverpool left back, we've always struggled for a good one."

      Spearing:   "Kennedy was good."

      Carragher:   "He was hardly a footballing left back. He had a right foot to stand on."

      Spearing:   "What about Joey Jones?"

      Carragher:   "Knew how to tackle, not too much else."

      Spearing:   "Alec Lyndsay?"

      Carragher:   "He was ginger he doesn't count, a bit like Jam JAR."

      Spearing:   "Gerry Byrne now he was a left back."

      Carragher:   "Yeah Gerry was top drawer, so was Steve Nicol when he played there despite being ginger."

      Spearing:   "Through the 90s we struggled didn't we. I mean Stig was alright but hardly world class, Julian Dicks was sh*te and Steve Staunton was past it."

      Carragher:   "Then Vignal and Traore."

      Spearing:   "Jam JAR was good for a while."

      Aurelio:   "I'm sorry to interupt but who are all these people you're talking about?"

      Carragher:   "Go read a history book an' find out lad."


      Spearing threw a book at Aurelio.

      Reina:   "Is Dossena eating again?"

      Dossena:   "Yes."

      Hyypia:   "Eh Pep, are we gonna miss your midday kip?"

      Reina:   "You mean a siesta?"

      Hyypia:   "Yeah."

      Reina:   "Nah we'll be just in time lad."

      Hyypia:   "Sound, this old age is catching up with me."


      Babel left the toilets with the stewardess buttoning up her top.

      Pennant:   "Well done Ry."

      Riera:   "Si si."

      Pennant:   "Do you speak Spanish, Unc?"

      Riera:   "Si si."

      Pennant:   "Can you teach us some the?"

      Riera:   "Si si."

      Pennant:    "Anything else?"

      Riera:   "F**k off how well do you think I speak this forsaking language?"

      Pennant:   "Fair enough."

      Insua:   "Did you realise Spanish is the most spoken language in the world?"

      Riera:   "Si si."

      Pennant:   "I see sea to."


      Riera looked unconvincingly at Pennant.

      Carragher:   "You alright now Stevie?"

      Gerrard:   "Yeah mate, just missing home and Nando and all that."

      Carragher:   "He'll be alright Stevie, Marty's there lookin' after 'im."

      Gerrard:   "Well that hardly fills me with confidence Carra."

      Carragher:   "That's true. Marty couldn't find 'is arse with both 'ands could he."

      Gerrard:   "He better now find Nando's arse with either hand."


      As the conversations continued, the plane touched down at Juan Lennonez Airport in Madrid and the class made their way to the ground.

      You can see the outcome of this episode on Sky Sports 2 in about a hour.
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      Re: Liverpool Football School
      Reply #132: Oct 22, 2008 07:28:27 pm
      Brilliant as usual DLS , Then again i dont expect anything less than quality from you mate. Top rate.
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      Reply #133: Oct 22, 2008 10:02:55 pm
      Top quality.
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      Reply #134: Oct 22, 2008 10:11:33 pm
      very funny mate, made me smile. thank you
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      Reply #135: Oct 23, 2008 11:51:11 am
      Fantastic mate.

      ;)
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      Reply #136: Oct 23, 2008 01:33:35 pm
      Madrid To Merseyside

      The class ended up with a disappointing 1-1 draw in Spain after leading for so long but that didn't dampen the spirits on the plane back to their pride and joy of Liverpool

      Benitez:   "Well we didn't win but we didn't lose either. Wasn't the worst result."

      Agger:   "I'm with you boss."

      Carragher:   "The final team was 'ardly a good advert for Liverpool Football Club was it?"

      Benitez:   "What do you mean by that James?"

      Carragher:   "Well Dossena, Kuyt, Benayoun and Lucas. They're 'ardly world stars are they."

      Benitez:   "And you are?"

      Carragher:   "Go round the streets of Liverpool and see if I am."

      Spearing:   "Carra's right. He is a legend at this club."

      Benitez:   "So are Andy, Dirk, Yossi and Lucas."

      Carragher:   "Be'ave yeself."

      Gerrard:   "Come on sir, there's no point lying."

      Kuyt:   "Lizen bloodz I iz legend statuz."

      Hyypia:   "No you're not lad."

      Kuyt:   "I iz."

      Hyypia:   "Says who?"

      Kuyt:   "Sir."

      Darby:   "He thinks 'is goatee looks good, take no notice of him."

      Benitez:   "I heard that Darby."

      Darby:   "You were supposed to."

      Benitez:   "Don't start getting cocky Darby."

      Spearing:   "He can't 'elp it sir. He's used naturally a tit."

      Benitez:   "I can see that myself thank you Jay."

      Darby:   "Turning into a grass 'ave ye lad?"

      Spearing:   "Course not, I just want a game."

      Benitez:   "It takes more than that to get a game Spearing, it takes hard work, skill, game intellegence, team work and belief."

      Carragher:   "How the F**k does Benayoun get a game then?"

      Benitez:   "Well...erm...that's none of your buisness. I pick the team not you."

      Hyypia:   "That's not very democrating of you."

      Benitez:   "Sue me."

      Hyypia:   "OK."

      Aurelio:   "You're not really going to sue are you Samuel?"

      Hyypia:   "First off it's Sami, not f***in' Samuel you tit and yeah I am gonna sue."

      Aurelio:   "Do you have the money to sue?"

      Hyypia:   "Yeah me pension comes through next month."

      Aurelio:   "How much is that worth?"

      Reina:   "About as much as ye mam makes on Lime Street."


      The back row fell apart laughing at another of Reina's one liners.

      Meanwhile Gerrard had phoned home to see how Fernando was.


      Gerrard:   "Hi love, hows things at home?"

      Gerrard:   "Well I'll be home soon."

      Gerrard:   "No I haven't been drinking."

      Gerrard:   "Yes I wanted to but without you it didn't seem right."

      Gerrard:   "Yeah just get my slippers and pipe ready. You forgot to pack them for me."

      Gerrard:   "I know you said you didn't want anybody else seeing me in slippers but I need something to wear around the hotel."

      Gerrard:   "I'm sorry love. I won't raise my voice again."

      Gerrard:   "OK see you soon. Bye."

      Gerrard:   "Of course I love you to."

      Gerrard:   "Yes, OK bye."


      Gerrard finished his phone call and started to fall asleep.

      Carragher:   "D'ye reckon we go round to Stevie's and tell Nando he got pissed last night?"

      Spearing:   "Nah that's sly lad."

      Hyypia:   "They've only just got over a tiff, don't need another one."

      Carragher:   "Could ye imagine Nando's face though."

      Darby:   "He'd look like he swallowed a lemon."

      Dossena:   "Whose got lemons?"

      Spearing:   "Don't you think of anything else lad?"

      Dossena:   "Yes, I think of chocolate, cakes, crisps, chips, fruit, pasta, pizza...

      Spearing:   "I meant anything else other than food."

      Dossena:   "Well of course, I think of coke, beer, vodka, pepsi, tango...

      Spearing:   "You're one greedy c**t you lad."

      Dossena:   "And you're a tramp."


      Spearing flew out his chair and started hitting Dossena, despite Benayoun telling Mr Benitez, the teachers didn't seem to mind.

      Darby:   "You've nearly killed 'im there Jay."

      Hyypia:   "Means he can't play on Sunday then."

      Darby:   "It also means Aurelio can."

      Hyypia:   "Ah bollocks."

      Agger:   "They're as bad as each other."

      Arebloa:   "From one lover to another ah ha."

      Gerrard:   "I love that song Arby. Me and Nando always dance to it."

      Arebloa:   "Dancing in the street."

      Gerrard:   "Yeah in the street, the bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen, everywhere."

      Arbeloa:   "There's a rat in ma kitchen what am I gonna do? There's a rat in ma kitchen what am I gonna do?"

      Carragher:   "You're gonna shoot that rat that's what ye gonna do."

      Reina:   "Then feed him to Dossena that's what ye gonna do."


      The lads started laughing again while the plane touched down on home soil.

      Carragher:   "Whose comin' out for a drink with me Sam, Ste, Jay, Dan, Stevie and Pep?"

      Hyypia:   "Masch'll come won't ye lad?"


      Mascherano growled in agreement.

      Agger:   "Grab Aurelio, we need someone to bully."

      Darby:   "Nah he's a tit. Let's get Keane."

      Spearing:   "Nah he just bangs on about people he doesn't know. Lets get Cav."

      Hyypia:   "He doesn't say a word."

      Carragher:   "F**k it just leave as it is."

      Spearing:   "Yeah, alright."


      The class went their seperate ways from Speke Airport to their various places.
      aw1
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      Re: Liverpool Football School
      Reply #137: Oct 23, 2008 03:58:43 pm
      Im in stitches. Genius.

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