Martin Skrtel could burn a Quran and no-one would complain.
Martin Skrtel was the first Beatle.
Martin Skrtel doesn't need me to tell you how dangerous he is - you either know it or have already been eliminated.
Martin Skrtel can give you the finger whilst wearing mittens.
The entire Borg collective were assimilated by Martin Skrtel, resistance was futile.
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no-one - except Martin Skrtel.
Mrtn Skrtl doesn't need vowels, he just puts them in for our benefit.
The universe is expanding to get away from Martin Skrtel.
Gravity doesn't exist, everything just falls before Martin Skrtel.
Dark matter is just stuff that is hiding from Martin Skrtel.
Martin Skrtel loaned money to sub-prime mortgage applicants and made a profit.
Martin Skrtel could pick Lucas and Poulsen together and we wouldn't complain.
Martin Skrtel went back in time, killed his own grandfather and survived.
Mystery Inc. investigated Martin Skrtel and he got away with it.
All UFC fights are for second place. Martin Skrtel is the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
When Martin Skrtel takes a horse to water, it F***ing drinks.
Martin Sktrel can teach an old dog new tricks.
Martin Skrtel can lick his own elbow.
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