Martin Skrtel ordered a Big Mac in Burger King. And got one.
When Martin Skrtel does push ups he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
Martin Skrtel destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Martin Skrtel is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Martin Skrtel can slam a revolving door.
Martin Skrtel counted to infinity - twice.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Martin Skrtel.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Martin Skrtel has allowed to live.
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