Skrtel counted to infinity - twice.
* When Skrtel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* Skrtel is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Skrtel doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Skrtel can slam a revolving door.
* There are no races, only countries of people Skrtel has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Skrtel's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* When taking the GRE, write "Skrtel" for every answer. You will score over 1600.
* Skrtel grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
* Skrtel doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
* It takes Skrtel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* Skrtel once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Sorry if they have been posted before .
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