Swear box for the Forum

Court LFC you big son a c**t wipe.

Ross you've still got yoghurt on your face from earlier.

*Hands c**t wipe*

And its a one night stand. Wooa the expletives!

But I don't see how two men can fit 2 deeks in, a key and a key. Shouldn't it be more of a lock and the key, anyway

Shut the F**k up and get me some popcorn, this Ross and Court thing is getting good

Shut the f**k up and get me some popcorn, this Ross and Court thing is getting good

Sure, cya at the cinema.

I don't know what are we going to engage in after the movie ends though,

I don't want them Court if they came from your ma.

And its a one night stand. Wooa the expletives!

But I don't see how two men can fit 2 deeks in, a key and a key. Shouldn't it be more of a lock and the key, anyway

Shut the F**k up.

I don't want them Court if they came from your ma.

No mate they're from your sister!  You batty crease.

Shut the F**k up.

No mate they're from your sister!  You batty crease.

Unfortunate I don't have a sister you corn of a sh*t!

And for the



I am really a w**ker and I whole heartedly apologize.

I am really a w**ker and I whole heartedly apologize.

OK then apology accepted, mate.

WTF Ross, what is this mate?

You took him on and you backed him out that easily?

WTF Ross, what is this mate?

You took him on and you backed him out that easily?

Guess he's a lover and not a fighter.

Unfair editing! Unfair editing!

Do you realise what happens to cheating scumbags like you?



That's what. (I'm first on the left - opening fire on your worthless ass).

I didn't even press any buttons, I did it with my mind control.

It's too bad for you that I have a lightsabre and ultra cool Jedi reflexes.

No it isn't because I have a double lightsabre.



And a battle dwarf. You son of a bi*ch.

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn vs Darth Maul

PWNED.  In to the pit you go you sh*t Sith.

I'll just rip up that pathetic cartoon and slice you in half!

That was then. This is now.

Anyway I change my name legally to Darth Ross, a whole new identity.



Wanna know what I did to that family after the picture?

Sliced them.

Oh, and diced them.

With plastic lightsabres?

You've really gone down in my estimation now, Darth Ross.

Correct. I only use my real one on fannyboys like you.

I'll go further down once I've finished with yer.

Futher down that pit.  You're dead.  Not Anakin Skywalker half dead and in a robot suit.

Dead.

I killed you.

You tart.

I'll go further down once I've finished with yer.

Bent b***ard.

What's this Court?

Do you need gimp boy to form an alliance with?

You and Gow have unfinished buisness.

And if I have to then yeah.  I needed someone to play my sidekick in the Jedi fight.  (At least I didn't die).