I have had a good laugh reading all these painful and embarrassing moments
But Gareth, yours sounds very painful !!! Ouch
I've got lots of stories, but I won't bore you with all of them
A couple of funny ones happened on the same day, when on holiday with my kids when they were younger, I fell over in the horses stables, in a load of horse muck, I slipped and went down very slowly
and then later on whilst trying to get out of a little boat, I sort of scrambled out the damn thing as it was moving away....hence a rather wet person
On my way to a match in the 80's I used to travel with the Derby branch of the Liverpool supporters club and we always used to stop on the M62 at the Burtonwood services, quite often I was the only girl on the minibus, we had a wee stop and I got stuck in the toilet, there was no-one else around and I was in there ages, after waiting for me, eventually one of the lads came to rescue me, the song then all the way to Liverpool was 'Oh dear what can the matter be, Carol got stuck in the lavatory'
Funny one happened after we won the 1981 European Cup Final, I was in Paris waiting to get on the Metro and my front tooth came out, its a crown and I was chewing gum and it came out, it was awful as I tried to keep my hand over my mouth, people thought I'd been in a fight and had lost my tooth
And one of the most embarrassing things to happen to me recently was last Summer during my Invigilating at the College, in the Sports Hall which was full of about 150 students, all the students have to place their coats/bags at the front of the hall, after we'd opened all the packets with the papers in, I went to put the empty packets in the bin and fell over all the bags again very s l o w l y, oh god it was so awful cos they were all looking at me, and I could tell they were all dying to laugh but they couldn't make a sound. Not good at all