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      The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread

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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4260: Apr 10, 2018 10:45:37 pm
      Let's finish 5th ay.

      These CL games are no good for my f**king heart and arse.
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4261: Apr 28, 2018 12:36:48 pm
      Salah. Wasteful.

      Get rid.
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4262: Apr 28, 2018 12:39:28 pm
      Benteke would have scored that.
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      Reply #4263: Apr 28, 2018 02:26:45 pm
      Salah 43 goals. Fuuuuuuuuuking can't score again fuuuuuuuuuking Stoke. Useless git.

      Sell him for £30.
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      Reply #4264: Apr 28, 2018 05:30:28 pm
      I think we should drop some players based on that performance alone because I'm a f**king big dick swinging brain box who thinks the Stoke game is JUST AS BIG as the champions league semi final if not bigger.

      Also we now need about 8 new signings and just as many out the door.

      Get rid of Karius, Gomez, Klavan, Lovren, Hendo, Gini, Milner, Ings.
      Bring in Chilavert, Cafu, Roberto Carlos, Freddy Adu, Martin Odergard and those F2 lads from YouTube
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      Reply #4265: Apr 28, 2018 05:33:52 pm
      Sack klopp and his useless coaching staff and bring in paul lambert as he never loses at Anfield
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4266: Apr 28, 2018 05:37:24 pm
      I think we should drop some players based on that performance alone because I'm a f**king big dick swinging brain box who thinks the Stoke game is JUST AS BIG as the champions league semi final if not bigger.

      Also we now need about 8 new signings and just as many out the door.

      Get rid of Karius, Gomez, Klavan, Lovren, Hendo, Gini, Milner, Ings.
      Bring in Chilavert, Cafu, Roberto Carlos, Freddy Adu, Martin Odergard and those F2 lads from YouTube

      If we keep laughing off the league then Chelsea and the footballing world will be pissing themselves laughing at us very soon.

      Sooner or later we will have to win a league game or it will all come down to beating Real Madrid.
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      Reply #4267: Apr 28, 2018 05:49:26 pm
      If we keep laughing off the league then Chelsea and the footballing world will be pissing themselves laughing at us very soon.

      Sooner or later we will have to win a league game or it will all come down to beating Real Madrid.

      As it happens we wouldn’t actually..........2 draws would be enough unless Chelsea can move the goal difference by 18 in their other 3 games.......

      I am pretty confident we will win next week at “The Bridge” though......once the semi is done
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      Reply #4268: Apr 28, 2018 05:54:10 pm
      As it happens we wouldn’t actually..........2 draws would be enough unless Chelsea can move the goal difference by 18 in their other 3 games.......

      I am pretty confident we will win next week at “The Bridge” though......once the semi is done

      Even a draw against Chelsea and I'm pretty sure its done and dusted at that point too actually haha!!
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      Reply #4269: Apr 28, 2018 06:31:16 pm
      Even a draw against Chelsea and I'm pretty sure its done and dusted at that point too actually haha!!

      :)
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      Reply #4270: Apr 29, 2018 03:14:39 pm
      If we f**k up and lose v roma and don't finish top 4 the only thing going boom will be jurgen when i shove a large quantity of explosives up his arse
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4271: Apr 30, 2018 04:30:01 pm
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      Reply #4272: Apr 30, 2018 04:45:33 pm

      F***ing disgrace,  team should have been booed of after that disgraceful roma performance
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4273: May 17, 2018 05:22:38 pm
      F***ing typical, transfer window open and we are dragging our feet, more interested in going on the piss in marbella and some end of season friendly in kiev, get your priorities right !
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      Reply #4274: May 17, 2018 10:56:32 pm
      F***ing typical, transfer window open and we are dragging our feet, more interested in going on the piss in marbella and some end of season friendly in kiev, get your priorities right !

      Leaving party for Mo
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4275: May 28, 2018 09:58:12 pm
      F**k off signing fabinho, i want lee cattermole
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      Reply #4276: May 29, 2018 08:03:42 am
      Fabinho signed out of the blue. Rushed business, sloppy signing doomed to fail
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4277: May 29, 2018 08:54:32 am
      Panic buying after a defeat......not again surely?
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      Reply #4278: Jun 10, 2018 02:47:26 pm
      F**k our medical team, we will never sign oscar pistorius with these cu*ts involved
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4279: Jun 10, 2018 05:41:30 pm
      F**k our medical team, we will never sign oscar pistorius with these cu*ts involved
      Shame, I heard his shooting was good.
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      Reply #4280: Jun 10, 2018 09:01:48 pm
      Shame, I heard his shooting was good.
      :f_run:

      :lmao:
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      Reply #4281: Jun 10, 2018 09:36:28 pm
      Shame, I heard his shooting was good.
      :f_run:

      Better at hitting toilet doors than barn doors
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      Reply #4282: Jun 10, 2018 10:56:13 pm
      F**k our medical team, we will never sign oscar pistorius with these cu*ts involved

      Heard they even said Elvis wasn't fit to play for us either! Not willing to take a punt on these types will hold us back! What's a minor injury like being dead for 40 years got to do with it!
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4283: Jul 13, 2018 09:04:11 pm
      F**k off, thought we were signing shakira, i am not wanking over that swiss shortarse
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4284: Jul 14, 2018 02:31:33 am
      Shaquiri is a classic panic buy. Just a total shambles from scouting to negotiation to the actual deal. We are in full panic mode when it comes to recruitment. Show some discernment already, FSG!


      Now let's get out there and start SIGNING some people! Anyone will do.
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      Reply #4285: Jul 19, 2018 10:29:58 pm
      Allison?

      Sh*te him, lad.
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      Reply #4286: Jul 19, 2018 10:48:07 pm
      Mignolet wasn't given a proper chance! F**k Allison!
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4287: Jul 19, 2018 11:01:29 pm
      Tattoo anyone?
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4288: Aug 05, 2018 09:23:54 pm
      Beating Napoli 5-0.

      We’re winning Serie A this year lads
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      Re: The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread
      Reply #4289: Aug 07, 2018 09:52:57 pm
      F**k all this optimism, want us to be utterly garbage in preseason

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