Torres in the strikers role with Gerrard behind him really takes my fancy.
Oops, Torres's hamstring goes again. I know, Babel will go upfront! After all he's been moaning to go up top for months hasn't he?
...Then we rediscover that he won't even jump to challenge for a header.
OK, so that's not working, Dirk Kuyt? Oh he hasn't got the pace, not to mention he's got a touch like a rapist.
Who else... let's see. David N'gog? Ryan Babel's twin brother? Oh but he looks lost upfront on his own, someone tell him what his profession is and where he is playing, more importantly who he's playing for!
Hmm... Voronin's gone on loan, what was that other lads name? God I can't remember. All I remember is that we signed him 6 months a go from Tottenham. Big money move? The lad never asked for the price tag.
What?! He's gone back to Spurs? Why? Cos' he can't settle in? Oh well. At least we have an unspendable £16 £12 million sitting comfortably in the bank...
Say that again? It's the start of May? And we're fighting for 3rd? You don't say. We must lack strength in depth! Oh well, there's always next season lads. (The one that never comes!)
RANT OVER
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