Michael Owen to return to liverpool at seasons end -BBC Report-

just grabbed this from the BBC website

http:\\www.bbc.co.uk\sport\owenreturns.html

Brian Tildsley

Newcastle have reveled that Alan Shearer will be appointed as their new coach with immediate effect.

The latest reports claim that Michael Owen is to leave as part of the Shearer deal as he has issues with Shearer.

Rafa Benitez has signed a pre contract agreement with Owen, and he will be a Liverpool player as soon as the transfer window opens.

Benitez has so far failed to comment but there will be a press conference at 1pm today.

It is thought that Owen will play the supersub role vacated by David Fairclough.

There is no transfer fee as Owen will pick up £100,000 a week, exactly on par with Torres and Gerrard.

Its thought that it is only a one year rolling contract, due to Owens unreliable fitness.

Wow, must be April the 1st or something...

Nice to see the "BBC" don't know when to use an apostrophe, only two mistakes in one sentence - might help with spoof articles next time.


"Its thought that it is only a one year rolling contract, due to Owens unreliable fitness."

Another April Fools! Surely you think of something better than this!

Definitely didn't fall for that one.

Ha.  Watch them all get crammed in during the next 12 minutes.

is it that time of the year again,
better say this now then

April fool, i justed hoped it was true

Wow, must be April the 1st or something...

Nice to see the "BBC" don't know when to use an apostrophe, only two mistakes in one sentence - might help with spoof articles next time.


"Its thought that it is only a one year rolling contract, due to Owens unreliable fitness."

WOW this mans correcting a joke, bet youve got loads'a mates.

It's past midday, (tiny) joke's over!

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