Gay-ometer Tester

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

How gay are you?? 

46% 

33%
It had this quote "Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with softer edges to grab onto E' "

I`m only 30% gay 

40% gay. Apparently.

Lock up your daughters, and your sons.

I'm 26% gay 

"You're a straight laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out" 

I'm not quite sure how to take that..........

33%
It had this quote "Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with softer edges to grab onto E' "

Hahaha exactly the same, 33%.

I'm 26% gay 

"You're a straight laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out" 

I'm not quite sure how to take that..........

Closet lesbian.............Only Joking MsG

Hahaha exactly the same, 33%.

A Date?

A Date?

Nah cos we aren't gay remember.

Closet lesbian.............Only Joking MsG

Cheeky sod !!!

I guess my butch side is when I'm drinking pints in the pub after the match, when I'm 'one of the lads' 

Nah cos we aren't gay remember.

OOO sorry I forgot

Never been on a forum with so many gays!! 

I'm 13% gay.

''You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!''

I'm 13% gay.

''You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!''

I had the same answer, with 20% rating.

Landells is the gayest of us all, so far then!

Ben Doone and Phil McCracken from Gay Meadow might know.

I had the same answer, with 20% rating.

Landells is the gayest of us all, so far then!

We're just too macho for this bunch Ayrton mate.

I wonder if he's the only gay in his village.

Only joking Landells

We could listed

We're just too macho for this bunch Ayrton mate.

I wonder if he's the only gay in his village.

Only joking Landells

It told me I was gayer than my pet, I don't have a pet

My score was 100%

So watch out guys 

Landells is the gayest of us all, so far then!

Ohhhh !!! I don't know Ayrton.......mkj is blowing kisses to all of you, so I reckon he's 50% gay

Never been on a forum with so many gays!! 

Definitely a hidden message there 

23% damn thats 23% toomuch

23% Gay Me

63% GAY

Whooooooooooooooo!

Not bad, not bad.

Canal street here i come!!!

30% here as well.

100%...........no sorry 10%...........or is it?

Never mind congratulating us, get the test done !  or are you staying in the closet ?
I'm taking it in a minute !

23% Gay Me

Never mind congratulating us, get the test done !  or are you staying in the closet ?
I'm taking it in a minute !

Erm......think you'll find Venison has already done it  :

23

Erm......think you'll find Venison has already done it  :

I'm 23% gay and blind as a bat through wanking or else I would have noticed venison had taken it !
My wife Bev took it and is 56% gay but seriously not happy with it !

'Kenny is 6% gay.

You're a walking, talking, red blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate.'

^^ I don't like the way they called me 'guy'.

Also, I'm wondering how many lads on here own leather trousers as that obviously gets your percentage up. 

36% thank fck for that apparently i need to loosen up (didnt say which bit but i didnt like the sound of that) women it said like softer edges does that mean they like fat c**ts or is it an expression i ain,t heard of.

30%

16%...

phew...

anyhoo, am now off to get my chest waxed and my cuticles done....

16%.

Thank F**k

30% Gay....not too happy about that. Bit high if you ask me.

"Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto"

"These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto"

Not nice of them to comment on your love handles like that.

20%

You're a walking talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate.

Well wadda you know I can walk and talk.

33% 

26% smack the ?

63% GAY

Whooooooooooooooo!

Not bad, not bad.

Canal street here i come!!!

Ohhhh !!! I don't know Ayrton.......mkj is blowing kisses to all of you, so I reckon he's 50% gay


Definitely a hidden message there 

How did you guess MsG? I`m the only gay on the forum 

I'm apparently 33% gay!

"You're a straight laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out"

Me? Butch?? I think they've got the wrong person.

43%. Happy with that

While my results were being calculated, i thought the meter going to 100% was my result. My face went from smiling, to a nervy smile to the point where i looked down to my doodle and thought, 'WTF is wrong with you?'

Crouchie mate, I thought EXACTLY the same but was too embarrassed to admit so waited for someone else to come forward !

43%. Happy with that

While my results were being calculated, I thought the meter going to 100% was my result. My face went from smiling, to a nervy smile to the point where I looked down to my doodle and thought, 'WTF is wrong with you?'

Haha I was the same.  My face just dropped when it went to 100% and I was like WTF that can't be right!  Then I realised it meant I was 100% gayer than my pet.  Which as a matter of fact is not true as my dog like's to go at it with the other male dog next door

20%

Nothing but brute force, steak and fire for me.




And tits.

Only 13% that must mean im a scruffy get or something 

Brian, let's go hunting!

Only 13% that must mean im a scruffy get or something 

GOTHE?

Brian, let's go hunting!

Ha ha I dont think id pull mate Im not enough in touch with me feminine side

I hear Brokeback Mountain is good for hunting this time of year 

20%

Nothing but brute force, steak and fire for me.




And tits.

Typical man   

You made me laugh Eem 

While my results were being calculated, I thought the meter going to 100% was my result. My face went from smiling, to a nervy smile to the point where I looked down to my doodle and thought, 'WTF is wrong with you?'
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jaja the same thing happened to me!!

You're a straight laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out

40% gay apparently - don't telly me hubby!!

Probably coz I can change the oil on the car.  I only said i can, not much chance of me doing it - got a hubby for that!!   

30% well happy with that.

6% gay!?

6% gay!?

Looks like me and you are the real men of the forum there fella.

Res and Redken.....real men   

Res and Redken.....real men  

That's definitely us right there.

I'll get some fake stubble on the go, eh?

40% for me! I'll be buggered if I'm taking that test again :

40% for me! I'll be buggered if I'm taking that test again :

Never mind mate put it behind you!

I'll get some fake stubble on the go, eh?

Good call.

You can borrow a pair of my leather pants if you haven't got any, as well.

Never mind mate put it behind you!

The test or the buggering

Never mind mate put it behind you!

Put what behind you, Gareth? 

You can borrow a pair of my leather pants if you haven't got any, as well.

There we go.....Redkenny and Res in all their glory 

50% but a happy & well adjusted hetro babe

50% but a happy & well adjusted hetro babe

According to MsG, that's what me and Res are as well.

The test or the buggering

I will leave that up to you, DLS.

Put what behind you, Gareth? 

MsG , what are you trying to say.

Thank F**k for that-26%

16 percent bent. i sh*t myself before i got the results and that thing went all the way to a hundred percent then i seen the button to press to get my results.

30%.

16 percent bent. I sh*t myself before I got the results and that thing went all the way to a hundred percent then I seen the button to press to get my results.

Same mate!

 

Same here as well, just thought of the shame of having to admit to being 100% shirt-lifter.

As it is, I'm 20%.

Just off out to get myself a new pink shirt, a gelled haircut, ear-rings and a scarf to wear indoors. I will get that 100%, Garlands watch out!

23%. Thank F**k for that!

23%. Thank F**k for that!

That's medium rare in steak terms.

I must admit that I too, nearly sh*t myself when that went over to 100%.

26% is me....


...*scratches balls*

16 percent bent. I sh*t myself before I got the results and that thing went all the way to a hundred percent then I seen the button to press to get my results.

Exactly the same - 16% and very worried until I pressed to get my results.

20% ................can't win em all !

33%
It had this quote "Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with softer edges to grab onto E' "

Got exactly the same!

Nice 1.I was only 23%

I'm 13% gay.

''You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!''

Same, only I'm 16% got the same little comment though

Same, only I'm 16% got the same little comment though

Ha.  You're gayer than me

Drawing 4-4 with Chelsea tonight and all you people can do is check how gay you are...shame on you

Only joking

40% for me.Shat myself when that thing went to 100% while actually loading.Just thinking to myself stop,stop,STOP you b***ard!!!and then saw the get your result sign.Shooooooo close one

40% for me.Shat myself when that thing went to 100% while actually loading.Just thinking to myself stop,stop,STOP you b***ard!!!and then saw the get your result sign.Shooooooo close one

40% is still pretty high you know!

Close to 50%, wouldn't that make you bi-sexual?

40% gay haha

40% gay haha

Now I have to throw my beloved leather pants away.

Apparently.  I'm only 23% gay.

Sorry to dissapoint anyone. 

If you're undecided Court you can get help with that sort of thing you know, or so I'm told !

20%

Stephen is 33% gay!

What the hell!!!!!!!

Hahahah 23% gay!

Must've been the admission that i own leather pants that did it.

23% gay for me too!

Cracking quiz that! I'll have to stop plucking my eyebrows and.... well....

"43% happy and well-adjusted hetero babe!"

geez .....only 26% gay

"43% happy and well-adjusted hetero babe!"

53% gay! A happy well adjusted hetero man!