The LFC Caption Thread

Hodgson starts a rumour that Rooney will sign for Liverpool when suggests "Waynes coming down"

Brilliant pure brilliant

"4 months, 28 days, 3 hours and 12 seconds till I have to hand my LMA trophy back. My precious."

How much longer can I get away with this before they realise, stupid yanks MUWAAAAAHAAAAH!!! 

You can see the way he talks he is a bullshit merchant and unfortunately the NESV people probably think he is a great guy.

"I got 21 seconds to flow
I got 21 seconds to go
Cause if you like me let me know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds before I got to go
Did you see me on the video, oh no
Did you see me on the video, oh no
So if you like me let me know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds before I got to go
Did you see me on the video, oh no
Did you see me on the video, oh no
So if you like me let me know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds before I got to go

21 seconds, t - t - t
21 seconds, t - t - t
21 seconds, t - t - t
21 seconds, t - t - t"

  Nice one Huyton Red 

Still 3 hours till kick off and already more fans here than 30 minutes in when we went to DW Stadium.

'Where's Wally?

You know Jovanovic and Kuyt?

Do they quare away together?

Do they quare away together?

Harry & Paul - "Quare"

You know Jovanovic and Kuyt?

Do they quare away together?

It's just Martin's way of consoling Dirk

"Don't worry Sloth, the nasty old man will be gone soon and if not I arrange for one of my Serbian buddies to take him out!!"

"Well, I say mouse, but it was mowe of a F***ing wat. Like this it was."

"I can count to number three, see".

"Well, I say mouse, but it was mowe of a f**king wat. Like this it was."

f***in quality that! Has me in stitches here!



This watch I bought off eBay isn't working. I'll have to send it back. Now, what was the username of the seller again? Oh yeah, TomandGeorge2010.

Arse Faces reaction to his bum chum Woys sacking.

Arse Faces reaction to his bum chum Woys sacking.

Lucas: Hey fellas look at that ridiculous outfit moyes is wearing.

Torres: I know right, what a douche bag.

"You heard of Return of the King eh Gollum

"For fucks sake Nando, you smelly puta"

"Shut up everybody! I can't hear...
...a penalty? and red card? in the first half? No problem Alex!"

I like this one too...


I can't believe that c**t was voted best ref of the year!

 

SG: "Someone got carried away and added two letters to your name."

SG: "Right, that's it, I'm throwing you to Skrtel."