Make up a song thread - let's get creative!

Awesome Bad Boy, I love it.

You were singing along in a Scottish accent weren't you g?   

That sounds good for Fergie, Could probably do with a little bit more though.
 I will get it done, problems with youtube and the rooney video, dont know whether there will allow this one because your scripts have been a bit tooooo blue...ha ha, Caragher next then, and I may need to bleep some words from the Rooney scripts.

Here is Jamies song, sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dfwgXcks-k#

Here is the Rooney Video now, they allowed it through after 5 hours of deliberation....Fergie's next
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FMPW0YDmhY#

Dossena - to the tune of the Music Man

You come from Italy
And now you're at Anfield
You are Dossena
Andy Doseena
Nobody's meaner

Dosser, dosser, Dossena
Dossena
Dossena
Dosser, dosser, Dossena
Dosser, Dossena

Dossena - to the tune of Anna by the Beatles

Andy
You've gave us a thrill
You cost seven mill
You scored against Madrid and Mancs
And we will give you thanks
Dossena
Ohhhhh Dossena

To the tune of "We Love You Liverpool"

Rafa is the gaffer he comes from sunny Spain
He's made the mighty Liverpool champions again
He's showed all of europe what Liverpool's about
And every single game now you will hear us shout

We love you Liverpool, we do
We love you Liverpool, we do
We love you Liverpool, we do
Oh Liverpool we love you.

Reina is our goalie there's nothing he can't stop
Torres is the latest idol of the Kop
Carra is the heart and Stevie is the soul
And every single Kopite is screaming on the whole

We love you Liverpool, we do
We love you Liverpool, we do
We love you Liverpool, we do
Oh Liverpool we love you.

Mascherano, Insua, from Argentina
Kuyt and Skrtel and don't forget Dossena
Alonso, Riera and Agger the Dane
And these are the players we sing for every game

We love you Liverpool, we do
We love you Liverpool, we do
We love you Liverpool, we do
Oh Liverpool we love you.

ok here is another one, from our scripts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDjHAQUmpbw#

lump-hard is coming tomorrow.

Just watched the Keane one again, I love it at the end when he just goes '... God I was sh*te'.

I love this one...

To the tune of Evita

Javier Mascherano of Argentina
The truth is, he is a Scouser
He hates the Manc scum
He hate the blue sh*te
His real names Tommy
Tommy Mascherano

I really dont know why it hasnt took off, its alot better than the white stripes one people sing about the Masch

Another verse for the torres song:


He turns defenders inside out, TORRES TORRES
And then he hears the kopites shout, TORRES TORRES
Scores with his left, Scores with his right
He's why Vidic can't sleep at night
FERNANDO TORRES LIVERPOOL'S GOAL MACHINE

LIVBERPOOL'S GOAL MACHINE

Loved it right up until I couldn't make my tongue sing "Livberpool".

Interesting touch, though!

Loved it right up until I couldn't make my tongue sing "Livberpool".

Interesting touch, though!

Good point
Edited

To the tune of Love Me Do

Dan Pacheco
He'll score high and low
He'll steal the show
It's Dan, Dan, Dan
Pacheco

(for when he breaks through)

Another verse for the torres song:


He turns defenders inside out, TORRES TORRES
And then he hears the kopites shout, TORRES TORRES
Scores with his left, Scores with his right
And Vidic still can't sleep at night
FERNANDO TORRES LIVERPOOL'S GOAL MACHINE

LOVE that Ally  great stuff

I love this one...

To the tune of Evita

Javier Mascherano of Argentina
The truth is, he is a Scouser
He hates the Manc scum
He hate the blue sh*te
His real names Tommy
Tommy Mascherano

I really dont know why it hasnt took off, its alot better than the white stripes one people sing about the Masch

I like it

To The Tune Of "Walking In Winter Wonderland"

Theres only one MARTIN SKRTEL
Only One MARTIN SKRTEL
Tackling Hard Like Ste Gerrard
SKRTEL Wont Even    Give     You A Yard


For First Attempt i Reckon Dis Is gud

Weve Got The Best Defense In The World
Weve Got Big Martin Skrtel,Magic Aurelio,Carra Then Pepe In Gooooaaalll     Goooaaalllllllll

WEve Got Best Midfield In The World
Weve Got xabi Alonso,Albert Riera Gerrard Then Mascheranooooooo oooooooo

To the tune of D-I-S-C-O

YO - SSI  -  BEN - AY - OUN
And so on
Pretty simple

Some great input, ive been up to jockoland so I couldnt create, I will try to fit everybodies songs in who have contributed as soon as I can.

oh and for anybody who wants to have a go of the software (its easy to use and enjoyable) here is the download (you will need a torrent client to dl though) http://www.mininova.org/tor/2104314

Rob

Wayne Rooney one  Thanks for the lyrics inclusion too, some funny stuff.

(Que Sera Sera - Doris Day)

When i turned 19 years old
I got my first pube
It was so wierd
I started to like men
Here's what me da said to me

Wayne Rooney, Rooney
You musn't tell Cris about this
He'll meet you in the showers
And he'll seal it with a kiss
Wayne Rooney, Rooney

I'm not very musical so if someone else can finish this spark off......go for it!  to the tune of Let It Be

with the dark days in the past now
every single fan can see
that we have a chance now
with Rafa B

Rafa B, Rafa B
Rafa B oh Rafa B
with Bill and Bob and Kenny
stands Rafa B

When man u say we have no chance
To win the premier league
We have got the quality
with Rafa B....................... .... (then chorus)

We have won the euro cup
lifted once by stevie g
in 2005 guess who won it?
it was Rafa B....................... ..(then chorus)

To the tune of the chorus of Back In The USSR by the Beatles


Well the boys in red really do the job they leave the rest behind

and Rafa's boys make me sing and shout

and Gerrard's always on my my my my my red side

Oh, come on

Hu Hey Hu, hey, ah, yeah

yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm back in the kop stand

You know how lucky we are, boys

Back in the kop stand