Make up a song thread - let's get creative!

to our wonderful yank owners

Why wont you go home?
why wont you go home?
we havent got any oil,
so why wont you go home?

To the tune of Working Class Hero by John Lennon

He scores all the goals with his left, right and head
By taking the chances for the boys dressed in red
And now that he's scoring the game's gone to bed
Our Krisztian Nemeth is something special.
Our Krisztian Nemeth is something special.

                   What's his name ? - by Niksluvslfc

he cheats
he lies
he dives
he cries
what his his name ?
cristiano ronaldo

his cothes are
pink
tight
silver
and white
and wears a flower
behind his ear
whats his name ?
cristiano ronaldo

but his mar thinks he a good boy
she must really be looney
he spent a night with paris
he spent a night with rooney
whats his name ?
cristiano ronado

so what did he do next ?
after having sex
after toasting champange
he'll never go back to the mancs again
whats his name ?
cristiano ronaldo

                   What's his name ? - by Niksluvslfc

he cheats
he lies
he dives
he cries
what his his name ?
cristiano ronaldo

his cothes are
pink
tight
silver
and white
and wears a flower
behind his ear
whats his name ?
cristiano ronaldo

but his mar thinks he a good boy
she must really be looney
he spent a night with paris
he spent a night with rooney
whats his name ?
cristiano ronado

so what did he do next ?
after having sex
after toasting champange
he'll never go back to the mancs again
whats his name ?
cristiano ronaldo

Love it! A + I think!

Toronto FC Red Patch Boys - We Love You Chant

A song to this tune would be good

Toronto FC Red Patch Boys - We Love You Chant

A song to this tune would be good

yes ,thissong come, contrived from st .Pauli supporters

Celtic fans sing it, it's called We Love You.

The words could be.

Oh Liverpool we love you, we love you we love you
And where you play we follow, we follow, we follow
Cos we support The Liverpool, The Liverpool The Liverpool
And that's the way we like it, we like it, we like it.
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

The Dancing would be amazing to see on The Kop.

thats the way we like it

Robbie R. Nice song with the Quiet Man mentioned as well. It is back open and we all went down to Wembley with the blue sh?te. Only two bunked in, The Red and a girl. The blues watched it in the pub. Very inexperienced people/

Toronto FC Red Patch Boys - We Love You Chant

A song to this tune would be good

I like this one.

Robbie R. Nice song with the Quiet Man mentioned as well. It is back open and we all went down to Wembley with the blue sh?te. Only two bunked in, The Red and a girl. The blues watched it in the pub. Very inexperienced people/

It's only the back room open isn't it?

It's still a shithole!

Robbie R. Nice song with the Quiet Man mentioned as well. It is back open and we all went down to Wembley with the blue sh?te. Only two bunked in, The Red and a girl. The blues watched it in the pub. Very inexperienced people/

Its about time a pub opened in huyton, I spent my childhood their with f**k all to do, then you get to an adult and they close all the pubs, what do they expect the people to do, watch reality tv or go somewhere real. I went past the other week noticed it opened , made up, now they just need to knock down them posh flats and re-open krazy kuts, so people dont need a moped to get around that airport like asda shop.

Well, Ross liked this in the Lucas Leiva Development Thread, so here goes.

To the tune of Luca by Suzanne Vega.

His name is Lucas
All he wants to do is score
In the Red shirt for us
Listening to The Kopites roar.

I can just hear it now, rolling off The Kop

Michael Owen
You let us down
you fu**ed right off
When the cards were down

Michale owen
Went to spain
Usually ended up
On the floor in pain

We were pissed off
So we were underdogs
We beat milan
Against all the odds

We lifted the big one
and you werent there
You were in the sunshine
fixing your hair

Then you went off
To the north east
To forfill your ambitons
they got fleeced

half a million for every goal
you were always injured
It left a hole
nobody scored and they went down
so you signed for united and became a clown

To the Tune "Private Dancer" - Tina Truner

WELL THE MEN COME IN THESE PLACES
AND THE TEAMS ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AS HUMAN YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AT ALL
YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE TROPHY
KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE BALL

[CHORUS]
YOU'RE OUR PEPE REINA
A KEEPER FOR THE REDS
YOU'LL DO WHAT RAFA WANT'S YOU TO DO
YOU'RE OUR PEPE REINA
A KEEPER FOR THE REDS
AND ANY OLD TROPHY WILL DO

YOU WANT TO WIN THE LEAGUE
YOU WANT A CLEAN SHEET
HAVE A GREAT GAME AND A BEER
YEAH I GUESS YOU ARE THE BEST
ALL THE MEN COME IN THESE PLACES
AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES

[CHORUS TWICE]

LEAGUE CUPS AND TROPHIES
GOLDEN GLOVES WILL DO NICELY - THANK YOU
LET US SEE YOU SAVE
TELL US DO YOU WANT US TO SING YOUR NAME

[CHORUS]

To the tune of 8 days a week - the beatles

Oh we need your pace Glen
Running down the right
Hope you succeed Glen
And set Anfield a light
Cross it, belt it
Cross it, belt it
We already love you Glen
L'pool's number 2

My mate just sent me this one so I can't take the credit for it.


To the tune of the Torres song.

His hamstrings gonna go again... Owen Owen
Where were you in istanbul? ...Owen Owen
Decided to go to sunny spain
And hardly ever got a game
Michael Owen will win f**k all again !
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

My mate just sent me this one so I can't take the credit for it.


To the tune of the Torres song.

His hamstrings gonna go again... Owen Owen
Where were you in istanbul? ...Owen Owen
Decided to go to sunny spain
And hardly ever got a game
Michael Owen will win f**k all again !
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

My mate just sent me this one so I can't take the credit for it.


To the tune of the Torres song.

His hamstrings gonna go again... Owen Owen
Where were you in istanbul? ...Owen Owen
Decided to go to sunny spain
And hardly ever got a game
Michael Owen will win f**k all again !
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha

This song should be mandatory during our first match against them this season.

My mate just sent me this one so I can't take the credit for it.


To the tune of the Torres song.

His hamstrings gonna go again... Owen Owen
Where were you in istanbul? ...Owen Owen
Decided to go to sunny spain
And hardly ever got a game
Michael Owen will win f**k all again !
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

I thought of a new verse for the Torres song :

He scores at home he score away
Torres ! Torres !
We'll win the game at the end of the day
Torres ! Torres !
He scores goals left and right
He made Vidic look like sh*te
Fernando Torres Liverpool's No.9

Michael Owen
You let us down
you fu**ed right off
When the cards were down

Michael owen
Went to spain
Usually ended up
On the floor in pain

We were pissed off
So we were underdogs
We beat milan
Against all the odds

We lifted the big one
and you werent there
You were in the sunshine
fixing your hair

Then you went off
To the north east
To forfill your ambitons
they got fleeced

half a million for every goal
you were always injured
It left a hole
nobody scored and they went down
so you signed for united and became a clown

Legendary song mate absolutely brilliant had me cracking up for ages .

My mate just sent me this one so I can't take the credit for it.


To the tune of the Torres song.

His hamstrings gonna go again... Owen Owen
Where were you in istanbul? ...Owen Owen
Decided to go to sunny spain
And hardly ever got a game
Michael Owen will win f**k all again !
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Haha that's top mate!!

Yeah, yeah. Alberto is great.
Yeah, yeah. Alberto is a Red.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Is that Aquilani in red?
He fights for Pool. He is great.
Just a brilliant football player.
And we are his prayer.

Melody of "Joan Osborne - One of us"