Who's the biggest pie eater on the forum?

Find out your Body Mass Index
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

My BMI = 27.1

Right in the middle of the overweight band. Bugger.

All muscle 

my BMI =27.4

The bigger the hammer the bigger the nail!!!!!!!!!!

My BMI = 21.7

Slap, bang in the middle of the normal weight. That'd be about right. Wonder what Crouchy's would be!!?

Crouch is 18.6 so he has just passed the bored line for not being underweight

Hyypia is 22.8

Gonzalez is 24.9 as it shows he is 5ft6 and weights 70kg but im sure he is taller than 5ft6

Momo is 22.3

Oh Gonzalez is border line to being overweight

My BMI = 23.9

very happy with that, but must train more !!!

should have seen the pie I had for my tea it must have been the biggest it was massive, could have feed a family of four!

I'll tell you mine when i've finished on me diet ! 

looks like i'm going to win this one! mine is 34.1! i not that fat! just short & muscular! i'm in shape - just happens that this weeks shape is a sack of spuds!

Mines 30.6 and i believe thats right for 6ft2, wide not high! 

32.6    ....err right, better get on the phone to Barry Bethel and get some of that Slimplan in.......

Did you know that Liverpool is the most unhealthy city in England?

32.6   ....err right, better get on the phone to Barry Bethel and get some of that Slimplan in.......

Rambo! Rambo! 

Did you know that Liverpool is the most unhealthy city in England?

thats cos we know how to enjoy ourselves   

think i'm going to win this - when do i get my medal/trophy/certificate?!

32.6   ....err right, better get on the phone to Barry Bethel and get some of that Slimplan in.......

or Barry Scott for some Cillit Bang - that'll do the same job will it not?!

think I'm going to win this - when do I get my medal/trophy/certificate?!

According to Crazy Horse's new years resolutions I expect him to storm in to a lead...

think I'm going to win this - when do I get my medal/trophy/certificate?!

or Barry Scott for some Cillit Bang - that'll do the same job will it not?!

think they taste the same 

According to Crazy Horse's new years resolutions I expect him to storm in to a lead...

ah! the down side of that is it asks for a height measurement in feet/inches or metres. we all know that horse heights are measured in hands! CH's final figure will be inaccurate! winner Banksie!

mine is 22... thats ok i think

mine is 22... thats ok I think

Get some pies down your neck sunshine

I dont get fat that easy.. i do put on weight but thats only because im a greedy buggar

According to Crazy Horse's new years resolutions I expect him to storm in to a lead...

Only 29 at the minute JD, I think that put me in second place. So I'm off down the Sayers tomorrow to hike that up a bit with a few steak and kidney, followed by the delicious Chicken Tikka! I love a challenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring it on!!!

Only 29 at the minute JD, I think that put me in second place. So I'm off down the Sayers tomorrow to hike that up a bit with a few steak and kidney, followed by the delicious Chicken Tikka! I love a challenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring it on!!!

ah Sayers! do i miss Sayers or what? we don't have them up in Cumbria, we have Bells of Lazonby which is similar but nowhere near as good! i remember most of your Cornish pasty filling usually ended up in the bottom of the bag! anyway C-H, by my reckoning, your feeble 29 puts you in 4th behind Glenbuck (30.6), Molby (32.6) & my mammoth (although well proportioned!) 34.1. good luck with those pies mate!!

I can feel another Prediction League coming on !!   

Anyone with BMI over 29 is obiese. The thing is, while im still young i will eat what i want but when i get older then i will cut down. Seein as mine is 22 that is the middle of average which im happy with but Crouch is on border line to being underweight.. imagine how good he could be if he built up some leg & neck muscles

Anyone with BMI over 29 is obiese. The thing is, while im still young I will eat what I want but when I get older then I will cut down. Seein as mine is 22 that is the middle of average which im happy with but Crouch is on border line to being underweight.. imagine how good he could be if he built up some leg & neck muscles

i wouldn't call myself obese, a little overweight perhaps! all i've got is a bit of a beer gut! i eat quite healthily, exercise regularly & also have a physical job. the beer gut came from just that - a fondness of the amber nectar! anyway, who wants to be average?! if everyone was average, we'd all be the same & where's the fun in that?!

I wouldn't call myself obese, a little overweight perhaps! all I've got is a bit of a beer gut! I eat quite healthily, exercise regularly & also have a physical job. the beer gut came from just that - a fondness of the amber nectar! anyway, who wants to be average?! if everyone was average, we'd all be the same & where's the fun in that?!

mate if everyone was average then the chavs would have won a european cup!!

ah Sayers! do I miss Sayers or what? we don't have them up in Cumbria, we have Bells of Lazonby which is similar but nowhere near as good! I remember most of your Cornish pasty filling usually ended up in the bottom of the bag! anyway C-H, by my reckoning, your feeble 29 puts you in 4th behind Glenbuck (30.6), Molby (32.6) & my mammoth (although well proportioned!) 34.1. good luck with those pies mate!!

sh*t!!!!! it looks like I'm only fighting for a Champions League place this season! Although I'm not one to make excusses I am at a slight disadvantage as I'm only 4' 6" tall!

"The BMI is meant to broadly categorise populations for purely statistical purposes. As noted, its accuracy in relation to actual levels of body fat is easily distorted by such factors as fitness level, muscle mass, bone structure, gender, and ethnicity. People who are mesomorphic tend to have higher BMI numbers than people who are endomorphic, because they have greater bone mass and greater muscle mass, respectively, than do endomorphic individuals."

Can i help being big boned and mesomorphic ?

"The BMI is meant to broadly categorise populations for purely statistical purposes. As noted, its accuracy in relation to actual levels of body fat is easily distorted by such factors as fitness level, muscle mass, bone structure, gender, and ethnicity. People who are mesomorphic tend to have higher BMI numbers than people who are endomorphic, because they have greater bone mass and greater muscle mass, respectively, than do endomorphic individuals."

Can I help being big boned and mesomorphic ?

The adjective mesomorphic has one meaning: (anatomy) having a robust muscular body-build characterized by predominance of structures (bone and muscle and connective tissue) developed from the embryonic mesodermal layer

that's what it is then! the next time I get called a fat tw*t (as I was last night at 7-a-side, when I kicked my much younger, fitter & better looking opposite number to prevent him from running rings round me!), I'll just explain that I'm not fat, I'm just mesomorphic!

that's what  it is then! the next time I get called a fat tw*t (as I was last night at 7-a-side, when I kicked my much younger, fitter & better looking opposite number to prevent him from running rings round me!), I'll just explain that I'm not fat, I'm just mesomorphic!

Just tell him something similar to what Materazzi said to Zidane. If you can take the hit, 7 a side becomes 7v6. Doubt he'd mention the fat word around you again

Smigger - three posts in the topic.  No figures posted.....

Smigger - three posts in the topic.  No figures posted.....

Diet still underway !!   

Diet still underway !!  

Then you should post before figures and after diet figures. 

Then you should post before figures and after diet figures. 

Not a chance till I look like this 

Kelly Brook.
So your aiming to look like that?

Not a chance till I look like this 

Liverpool will have won 74 European cups by then   

Not a chance till I look like this 

Smigger !! You could have posted us the full size pic!

Liverpool will have won 74 European cups by then   

You might get a surprise one day   

Kelly Brook.
So your aiming to look like that?

Better than that Court, I'm blonde, so just some similarities would be fine, possibly like this though 

You might get a surprise one day   

Better than that Court, I'm blonde, so just some similarities would be fine, possibly like this though 

My god you must've been the girl I was chatting up in Flannagans with the Liverpool jersey on.      Looks just like you in the picture 

You might get a surprise one day   

Better than that Court, I'm blonde, so just some similarities would be fine, possibly like this though 

Smigger

You might get a surprise one day   

Better than that Court, I'm blonde, so just some similarities would be fine, possibly like this though 

Smigger if you look like that your going on the hot women thread even if your wearing your vest 

Did you know that Liverpool is the most unhealthy city in England?

Good job you live in LA then eh ?    Nothing like a bag of chips with salt and vinegar, dont know what your missing mate 


 
Just thought I'd bump this up to check on you all !!  How you all doing and whats your BMI now guys ?  I've lost a total of 15lbs up to now, getting more and more like Kelly Brooke by the day     

my B.M.I.=25.4

Come on guys, dont be shy 

mines gone up 
but it's from all those extra pints celebrating our European Cup run 

mines gone up 
but it's from all those extra pints celebrating our European Cup run 

As long as its for a good reason Tommo    God knows what you'll be like by the 23rd May then !! 

Errr.. I have muesli for breakfast, i walk to and from work, i go the gym at least four times a week doing an hours cardio i then have a sauna and go in the steam room. my missus cooks me lovely fat free meals at home. And then on a Saturday night i lob 15 pints of lager down my neck. and for some funny reason my bmi hasn't changed i just cant figure it out? maybe I'm just big boned.   

As long as its for a good reason Tommo    God knows what you'll be like by the 23rd May then !! 

I won't have a six pack that's for sure, the way it's going it'll be more of a warehouse !!

Errr.. I have muesli for breakfast, I walk to and from work, I go the gym at least four times a week doing an hours cardio I then have a sauna and go in the steam room. my missus cooks me lovely fat free meals at home. And then on a Saturday night I lob 15 pints of lager down my neck. and for some funny reason my bmi hasn't changed I just cant figure it out? maybe I'm just big boned.   

Very strange that Glenbuck    Cant think were you're going wrong 

Very strange that Glenbuck    Cant think were you're going wrong 

I know its great Ive got the trainer at total fitness tearing his hair out as to why I'm not shifting it,maybe i shouldn't have told him I'm teetotal?

Errr.. I have muesli for breakfast, I walk to and from work, I go the gym at least four times a week doing an hours cardio I then have a sauna and go in the steam room. my missus cooks me lovely fat free meals at home. And then on a Saturday night I lob 15 pints of lager down my neck. and for some funny reason my bmi hasn't changed I just cant figure it out? maybe I'm just big boned.   

15 pints of lager? I would not be able to handle that amount, i can drink spirits with ease but beer is just too hard i hate going for a weezle every 5 minutes

I know its great Ive got the trainer at total fitness tearing his hair out as to why I'm not shifting it,maybe I shouldn't have told him I'm teetotal?

 

I dont go to the gym and like which I want

15 pints of lager? I would not be able to handle that amount, I can drink spirits with ease but beer is just too hard I hate going for a weezle every 5 minutes

At least you can drink spirits, three shorts and i p*ss my pants and forget who iam for a couple of hours. lager i can drink all night but like yourself i do leave a furrow in the carpet going backwards and forwards to the toilet!!

At least you can drink spirits, three shorts and I p*ss my pants and forget who iam for a couple of hours. lager I can drink all night but like yourself I do leave a furrow in the carpet going backwards and forwards to the toilet!!

I drunk half bottle of JD on new years eve. It's the big 75cl bottle which cost around £16, i knew who i was and i was very aware i was just a little sick everywhere. Vodka tastes horrible, but yet again most spirts do. Drink some whiskey laddy!!!!!!

I like the whiskey with Coca-Cola (in Spain is called “cubata”), but before the matchs I drink bottles of 1 ' 5L of red wine

I like the whiskey with Coca-Cola (in Spain is called “cubata”), but before the matchs I drink bottles of 1 ' 5L of red wine

Everyone likes JD and coke, everyone likes the hot woman thread   *hint hint*

19.5 me  fit as a butchers dog     fed on scraps

22.1.. I hate being fat :'(

22.1.. I hate being fat :'(

Thats perfect, not fat

I drunk half bottle of JD on new years eve. It's the big 75cl bottle which cost around £16, I knew who I was and I was very aware I was just a little sick everywhere. Vodka tastes horrible, but yet again most spirts do. Drink some whiskey laddy!!!!!!

LEGEND!! On my ex's 18th birthday last July, me and him got through two of those and a 1L bottle.. OMFG. Was great though.

Thats perfect, not fat

It's not :'( I want it to be like 18!! UGH.

BMI of 18, whats your name Kate Moss 

I wish..

I wish..

Really? I hope not, she is like a skeleton, you dont want that do you

Not bad 22.8 but my 6 pack is in the fridge

Haha ^

Ra Ra, I do Everyone idolises her and she's "the sexiest woman ever" and everyone thinks she looks good and she can wear anything and look great. Same as Vic Beckham

Haha ^

Ra Ra, I do Everyone idolises her and she's "the sexiest woman ever" and everyone thinks she looks good and she can wear anything and look great. Same as Vic Beckham

Who's this everyone then Nic? In my opinion, the people who idolise her, is the scum press, people who make clothes for stick insects and some ropey skag head!!!

Yeah exactly, and it's in my face all the time.. that's why I starve myself a lot of the time *sigh* Sucks man.

What's in your face all the time? A ropey skag head? scum press?

Pictures/TV of skinny people

Nicola, i cant believe an intelligent young woman like yourself is striving to be like Moss/Beckham, just be yourself girl, you will be so much happier, stop comparing yourself to these emaciated stick insects, you sound just perfect to me !! 

Pictures/TV of skinny people

I hope it does not sound as bad as your making this out

Nicola, I cant believe an intelligent young woman like yourself is striving to be like Moss/Beckham, just be yourself girl, you will be so much happier, stop comparing yourself to these emaciated stick insects, you sound just perfect to me !! 

Thanks

Ra Ra, what you mean??

Thanks

Ra Ra, what you mean??

What i mean is i hope you don't turn anorexic or go down that path, Kate Moss is anorexic and it's disgusting. Ask anyone on this forum and they will tell you they don't find Kate Moss attractive

What I mean is I hope you don't turn anorexic or go down that path, Kate Moss is anorexic and it's disgusting. Ask anyone on this forum and they will tell you they don't find Kate Moss attractive

True Rafa,myself and every lad i know cant be doing with the Moss/Beckham type of woman who has a physique like Peter Crouch and the BMI of Jimmy Krankie. Give me a woman who will give me a good fight for my last Rolo not an ironing board who takes off in a strong breeze!!

Kate Moss is anorexic and it's disgusting. Ask anyone on this forum and they will tell you they don't find Kate Moss attractive

Of course not, unless you are queer in more than one sense. The Kate Mosses of the world all sport thin legs, narrow hips and no fat on their bodies. Guess what, these are secondary male sexual characteristics. Add the prerequisite melon-shaped silicon tits (necessary, because with a BMI of 18 a woman is flat like the Hungarian puszta), and what you get looks awfully like a cadaverous transvestite. I'm not suprised of course, because most fashion tycoons are poofs.

20.1 BABEY!

So...er...did we find out who the biggest pie eater is??

Who (suspiciously) hasn't posted in this thread???

think that might be me! 34.1 & endomorphic!

& i'm still waiting for my certificate!

think that might be me! 34.1 & endomorphic!

& I'm still waiting for my certificate!

The wait is over...

my BMI = 20.6

Well done Bankiesmagic.I think a well done is order?

ill say you JD you must ove been thinking about pies so much to start the topic

I love a bit of pie. Steak and Kidney's the favourite - or Beef and Ale.

Unfortunately my missus is on a 'pre-holiday' diet - hence I am technically on a diet - so I am afraid my BMI may be going in the wrong direction....

Oh how I miss those pies....

Ugh I don't like pies. Haha.

I think I've put on like 3 stone, I had 3 meals this weekend at home, I feel fat as F**k.

Ugh I don't like pies. Haha.

I think I've put on like 3 stone, I had 3 meals this weekend at home, I feel fat as fu*k.

3 meals 3 stone, whoa thats like 1 stone a meal. Don't be silly young girl you are worryin too much about your weight, we both should start worryin in about 20 years time not now. You only live once

I guess. I just feel fat as fk right now after all that foooooood!!

I guess. I just feel fat as fk right now after all that foooooood!!

I've just had 2 meals today, my mum cooked pasta so i ate that and about an hour later my dad came round with chinese and because it costs a lot i ate some of that too, i use to be a fitness freak.. go to gym 3  - 4 times a week and do cardio and weights but now i do none of that and I way even less, proberly because muscle weights more and it turned into flab but not much.

I was playin football in the park the other day and i felt so tired i said to my mate I'm only playing 60 seconds not 3 and in I'm too unfit for that L0L.

60 seconds :O Haha!!

Well I had a casserole Friday night, Chicken wrap with chips Sat afternoon, then Sunday dinner!!

I don't have more than 3 meals a week !!

Rather than eat crap and only have 3 meals a week why not have a meal everyday just don't eat rubbish too often? I don't know why I'm not fat yet, still waiting for that day to come.

My bums gettin bigger

The wait is over...

many thanks JD!

many thanks JD!

Thats one to tell your grand chlidren about

no Rafa, the one to tell the grandchildren about will be how their dad,
my son Rory (Gaelic meaning - Red King), current age 5 months, 3days!



captained Liverpool to the Treble in 2027!

i know! any excuse to get a pic of the lal fella up!

nah dont need an excuse he looks cool in his little strip i bought my daughter the home and away ones she looks class in them

23.3

Target is 22.0





Wonder what his BMI is

BMI = 30.4

BMI = 30.4

love it

love it

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There's a shedload of them and they always have me howling with laughter.

If you haven't seen Weebl & Bob before check this out...

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/stains/

There's a shedload of them and they always have me howling with laughter.

haha t*ssing over pie crusts