The Footy Caption Thread

Steven and Fernando maintain a professional decorum when informed of the takeover...

That before the break-up!!

pmsl!!!!!

Tevez: Maxi, anything you can do I can do better.

Tevez to Meireles: You're doing it all wrong.  He's enjoying it.  You're too gentle.  Watch and learn.  THIS is how you bum-rape a manc! See the look of anguish on his face...? Excellent.  Now, go try again.

Tevez to Meireles: You're doing it all wrong.  He's enjoying it.  You're too gentle.  Watch and learn.  THIS is how you bum-rape a manc! See the look of anguish on his face...? Excellent.  Now, go try again.

 

Look on anderson's face is f**king priceless.

Look on anderson's face is f**king priceless.

I think it's a case of Anderson saying 'that Welsh b***ard wouldn't let ME do that to him!

Being fisted with Paxo is not exactly what Rio had in mind when he said he was going cold turkey...

Tevez in Major League Soccer? I don't know but he is trying really hard to cross the Rio Grande...

Sylvie van der Vaart houdt balletje hoog

VDV's Missus has great ball control

That answers that then

Passers-by wonder what on earth happened to the young boy for him to be in crutches.

Haha quality Luis

, i cant stop laughing luis

"It's ok, I'm well used to JT and Cashley"

'OK. Who are you, and what have you done with the real Torres?'

Even though he's left Liverpool, Fernando Torres still manages to show the Manchester United defenders how many European Cups his former club have won by showing five fingers to each defender.

Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra (together in unison): "Suck it, bi*ch!!"

Vidic; "What is D&G?"

Torres; "Dolce and Gabbana, hello?"

Dolce & Gabbana @ Bruno

Jose: "Give me a bell and we'll talk about Gareth Bale and how much of a bung you want"

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Ooooh me piles, that Jagielka is a right minge teasing b***ard.

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