People who you don't know, but who you just can't stand

Ruud f**king Gullit.

Gow's mum.

I see this as direct personal abuse.

Ban his ass.

Scarlet Johanson (?) gosh she is such a slut ....well in all her movies at least    

I don't see what you mean? Likeable quality that.

Ruud F***ing Gullit.

Gow's mum.

Is Ruud F***ing Gullit Gows Mum? This is gonna take some realignment in more ways than one.

Tom Cruise 

Justin Bieber... Just..... URGH

Justin Bieber... Just..... URGH

Same as!

Russel Brand as well. Can't stand him.

I bet most other people can tolerate Ruby Wax. I f*cking can't.

Both of them already on my list lads.

Ruby Wax - she'd be standable if the bi*ch didn't open her gob and start speaking. That voice goes through me.

Russel Brand - actually don't see what's funny about the pr**k, every time I see him I just don't laugh.

A few others who I'd happily add to that though;

Paul Burrell - a celebrity for being the Royal Family's butler? And he's a thief and he's not even Scouse!!!

Noel Edmunds - for presenting the most repetitive, brain dead program. "22 identical sealed boxes and no questions but one...Deal or No Deal." Really tries to build suspense for the most pathetic attempt of a game show yet.

Jamie Oliver - flash cockney c**t. Says it all.

Jack Straw - for being a permanent tw*t.

Tara Parmer Tomkinson or whatever the stupid slag is called. - happy to say I haven't seen her on the telly in a while but when she was, why? She's a F***ing nobody who just popped up one day and said I'm related to the Royal Family so I deserve to be presenting some random progs.

Daphene Fowler - off Eggheads. If you've seen it, you'll get what I mean.

I'll have a few more in a few minutes

Tara Parmer Tomkinson or whatever the stupid slag is called. - happy to say I haven't seen her on the telly in a while but when she was, why? She's a F***ing nobody who just popped up one day and said I'm related to the Royal Family so I deserve to be presenting some random progs.

Ex-Pisshead, ex-cokehead and all round slag with a posh voice, she'll do for me!

Joe Mceldery.

Joe Mceldery.

Who the F**k's that?

Who the f**k's that?

Winner of X-Factor.

Winner of X-Factor.

Oh yeah.  (in other words...)

Both of them already on my list lads.

A few others who I'd happily add to that though;

Paul Burrell - a celebrity for being the Royal Family's butler? And he's a thief and he's not even Scouse!!!

Noel Edmunds - for presenting the most repetitive, brain dead program. "22 identical sealed boxes and no questions but one...Deal or No Deal." Really tries to build suspense for the most pathetic attempt of a game show yet.

Jamie Oliver - flash cockney c**t. Says it all.

Jack Straw - for being a permanent tw*t.

Tara Parmer Tomkinson or whatever the stupid slag is called. - happy to say I haven't seen her on the telly in a while but when she was, why? She's a F***ing nobody who just popped up one day and said I'm related to the Royal Family so I deserve to be presenting some random progs.

Daphene Fowler - off Eggheads. If you've seen it, you'll get what I mean.

I'll have a few more in a few minutes

All of them are a pain in the arse without a doubt but which one is Daphene Fowler off that pub quiz show?
Is it that smug b***ard gay fella? can't F***ing stand him-can't stand any of the smug bas**rds.
First time I saw the show I thought it was a wind up like that university challenge skit on The Young Ones.

Ex-Pisshead, ex-cokehead and all round slag with a posh voice, she'll do for me!

I'd like to have seen her in the Royle family with Ricky Thomlinson what a F***ing laugh that would be.

I can't stand that CJ De Mooi (or whatever his name is) off Eggheads, he thinks he's so damn clever and he's not a patch on the others.

I can't stand CJ de Mooi and Judith Keppel on that show 

They all make me puke - no more than a glorified pub quiz, but I bet if it was the alehouse they would sit there all night with a glass of water.

Paris Hilton - cheap, pathetic tart.

Pete Burns - a disgrace to our city as well as being a tw*t.

Paula Ratcliff - just can't stand the bi*ch.

That bird Ross was on about.

Sounds like a proper slag.

That bird Ross was on about.

Sounds like a proper slag.

HAHAHA!

Right F***ing on.

John Sergeant? 

Ruby Wax doesn't really bother me to be honest mate.

She's ok really Kenny it's more of a front she puts on for the cameras-she can be funny and if you read between the lines more often than not she takes the piss out of the phony celebs.
Did you ever see that show where she went home to the States and called in on her parents? Now they were weird and that's an understatement.

I can't stand CJ de Mooi and Judith Keppel on that show 

yeah same as well but i also hate daphne and dermot, dont really mind kevin

i F***ing also hate david pleat, who decided to let him become a commentator. He should stick to what he does best e.g. kerb crawler then again he got caught. He is F***ing useless

Kelvin. F***ing. McK*nzie.

Seen him on that Marco Polo's cooking programme the other day. He mouthed off telling the waiter who advised that one diner would like a vegetarian option that she can piss off, she is getting exactly what is on the menu.

When the woman in question walked up to the kitchen, he sh*t himself, back tracked and ended up sorting it for her. The slimey two faced shitbag.