Helen F***ing Chamberlain - thinks she's god's gift to comedy and has never made me laugh.
Janet Street Porter - just for being Janet Street Porter.
Jesus - for nicking me plan to pretend to be God's son
Harry H Corbett - although being in one of me favourite comedies ever - Steptoe and Son - he just overdoes it.
Carol Voderman - clever bi*ch who lets you know it.
Ainsley Harriott - pretends to act like he's from the Caribbean when there's another black person (usually looking embarrassed) on any show with him.
Any sad f**ker off Big BrotherLee Sharpe - genuinely believes he's a massive sports star/celebrity which is why he's on all these sad shows trying to rejuvenate a failing career.
David Cameron - for being the Tory leader. That's a good enough reason right?
Michael Jackson - well I don't wish to go into why I just can't stand him or his music or his horrible squeaky voice or his plastic surgery which he tries to pass off as a disease or his tendency to interfere with children.
Michelle McManus - bi*ch couldn't sing and only won that pop thingy because she was what might be considered a little overweight.
Little Red Riding Hood - for blaming the innocent wolf on killing her nana. The girl was 99, it was her time to go. She had a good innings so don't blame the wolf you nasty piece of work you Red Riding Hood.
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer - two total tw*ts who aren't funny to put it bluntly.
Claire Balding - for putting me off me grub whenever she's on the telly.
Anybody in the American version of the Office - for ruining one of Britain's best sitcoms in recent years.
Whoever decided Hi De Hi was funny.Frankie Detorri - Just can't stand him.
John Parrott - for thinking he's a comic genius just because he's from Liverpool.
(I could go on)
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