Valentines Day

An important day in the calendar!

The right present can enable you to watch the football, listen to the football, read about the football in relative harmony for at least a month.

Valentine's Gift Ideas here

I wouldn't say no to an iPod.

I bet you're off to get somthing off that website for someone eh Jab

 Yeah.

What do you want hun? 

Something really expensive after that credit limit !! 

Buy her something that go's 0 - 100 in less than 5 seconds , and in aqua blue.

Bathroom scales always come in handy 

Buy her something that go's 0 - 100 in less than 5 seconds , and in aqua blue.

Bathroom scales always come in handy 

I aways find something for the kitchen or a ironing board cover goes down well
she doesn't speak to me for at least a week

I aways find something for the kitchen or a ironing board cover goes down well
she doesn't speak to me for at least a week

wonder if that works with smigger

wonder if that works with smigger

A George foreman lean mean grilling machine is always good to help with the old BMI perhaps Jabba could splash out as he seems to be flush at the moment

A George foreman lean mean grilling machine is always good to help with the old BMI perhaps Jabba could splash out as he seems to be flush at the moment

Got one, they're good as well  !!  And the only way to keep me quiet - is to sit me in front of the telly with the reds on !  But i'm usually screamin at the telly and no-one in particular then !! 

And the only way to keep me quiet - is to sit me in front of the telly with the reds on !  But I'm usually screamin at the telly and no-one in particular then !! 

??
nothing will keep you quiet me dear

Just read the T&C of the LFC Credit Card.  Something about having to pay back what I spend...

Ah well - maybe when DIC take over they might not be as bothered about chasing me for the money.

has anyone bought an IPod shuffle yet the wife wants one are thy any good?

has anyone bought an IPod shuffle yet the wife wants one are thy any good?

no mate, I've got an 'iriver' there much easier to use and load up than an ipod, simply drag and drop format. 40gb hard drive mp4 player.

no mate, I've got an 'iriver'

I should see a Doctor about that sounds painful?

perhaps ill google it see what it is, i liked the part about it being easy to use

I should see a Doctor about that sounds painful?

perhaps ill google it see what it is, I liked the part about it being easy to use

iriver pmp140  mate - there suberb !!

Bloody Hell £400 notes perhaps Jabba could lend me his credit card?

or perhaps i could go for the tried and tested milk tray who said romance is dead

Bloody Hell £400 notes perhaps Jabba could lend me his credit card?

or perhaps I could go for the tried and tested milk tray who said romance is dead

£170 ebay about 2 years ago, will be much cheaper now

Bloody Hell £400 notes perhaps Jabba could lend me his credit card?

or perhaps I could go for the tried and tested milk tray who said romance is dead

Milk Tray's out of the question for me this year I'm too fat to fit into the black suit!!! 

I’m on thin ice after last year when the wife and I agreed not to bother with presents but I knew secretly she would get me something. She did I got a Creative Zen touch mp3 player Wa hey.   And I got her, well a. …Toilet seat!  (Don’t ask)  Well it is practical and to be honest it’s seen more action than the mp3 player as I have bought another one.

Yeah.

What do you want hun? 

Haha, give me the Premiership title!

£170 ebay about 2 years ago, will be much cheaper now

£130 think i`ll get one for myself and get the misses a shuffle anyway there only 55 notes and she can work out how to get the songs on

Milk Tray's out of the question for me this year I'm too fat to fit into the black suit!!! 

Ive got a nice black smock you can borrow one size fits all, but suggest you stay away from snow as its a bit drafty around the never regions

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With Valentine,s only a week off, what do you do for your better half;

do you go to Interflora; Thorntons; Ann Summers;

Or do you take your better half away somewhere;

Do you get someone a card;

No matter what you do have a great Valentine's day   

Thanks alot & same to you Graham. Happy Valentine's day to everyone in this forum.

I alright gave a card to my girlfriend and a few presents like a mug that when you drink from it, it says 'I love You' 3 times, a keychain of fizzy moon and a small perfume.

I received a 3D magnets of fizzy moon and a lovely softtoy. 

27 roses. Her favourite number and flower. She's my best friend but still, thought i might do something.

Might buy mine a laptop.It would'nt be to show my undying love tho.It would be so I could get on site more often without her naggin the F**k out of me. 

The wife always gets a dozen red roses, and i will be taking her away for the weekend.

( Have you noticed the price of flowers , they more than double in price for valentines day. Crafty gits)

The wife always gets a dozen red roses, and I will be taking her away for the weekend.

( Have you noticed the price of flowers , they more than double in price for valentines day. Crafty gits)

You wanna know how much it cost me? 150 bucks!!! Lucky bi*ch

You wanna know how much it cost me? 150 bucks!!! Lucky bi*ch

Whats that in pounds mate?

Whats that in pounds mate?

Aussie dollar, so near 70 pounds.

F***ing hell and i thought £40 was expensive. It must be love mate.

F***ing hell and I thought £40 was expensive. It must be love mate.

Everyone will want to be my best friend now . No love here, i've seen it tear apart too many friendships to get into it.

Still, its one day. Plus my birthday is on the 23rd of March so hopefully this means i'll get a big fat pressy

Might buy mine a laptop.It would'nt be to show my undying love tho.It would be so I could get on site more often without her naggin the F**k out of me. 

My better half got one a few weeks ago, its great, wireless, and no nagging!!

Off into town with the good lady today to spend spend spend HELP!just kidding all the loverly women in life need pampering on vallentines day.

Off into town with the good lady today to spend spend spend HELP!just kidding all the loverly women in life need pampering on vallentines day.

Wife staying at home then, only joking. Wrap up, be back by 5, Shoes are a good option, lots of browny points.

Wife staying at home then, only joking. Wrap up, be back by 5, Shoes are a good option, lots of browny points.

I think she want's ugg boots or timberland type things,jeans and a couple of tops.

I think she want's ugg boots or timberland type things,jeans and a couple of tops.

Not much them! I'm sure she's worth it.   :

I have always been single on Valentines day. It's some sort of curse I have I think . It's my fault though so what can I do. Have a great day everyone

I have always been single on Valentines day. It's some sort of curse I have I think . It's my fault though so what can I do. Have a great day everyone

Love will find you one day.

I paid for my wife to goto Lanzarote for the week with our daughter.  Her friend and her kid have gone too.  It's a bloody expensive time is valentines day, plus my wedding anniversary is just a few days before, so i get caught twice in one week for pressies!  :

Love will find you one day.

one day maybe. But its not the finding thats my problem, its the keeping :

one day maybe. But its not the finding thats my problem, its the keeping :

That's because of your partying lifestyle, I reckon!

Less of this one your nights out!

That's because of your partying lifestyle, I reckon!

Less of this one your nights out!

But I like Rob Schneider to do that every night :

Listen to you all complaining about the cost of Valentines Day!

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Tell you what I don't understand though.

Why is it £20 for a dozen red roses and £20 for a single red rose?

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Love is worth the cost lads.

Can make you feel like you're invincible, as if you could go through walls.

However, all I achieve is this:

 

its nearly here agian.

I just bought this card for the wife.... because im such a modern man we can now do the equality thing in reverse ..and laugh at ourselves
so here is what it said

I asked my husband what he wants for Val day
he said we should try a new position
so I told him ok

when the day come, I told him to stand by the kitchen sink  and I would read the paper and fart

its nearly here agian.

I just bought this card for the wife.... because im such a modern man we can now do the equality thing in reverse ..and laugh at ourselves
so here is what it said

I asked my husband what he wants for Val day
he said we should try a new position
so I told him ok

when the day come, I told him to stand by the kitchen sink  and I would read the paper and fart

class i want one of them cards 

class I want one of them cards 

asda walton

asda walton

Bollocks.  I was going to go the Asda Huyton as well.

Shame.

Huyton one it is then it's closer thanks guys 

Just got the missus a nice dress from River Island as a suprise,and best of all I know she wanted it oooooh kisses for me!.

Just got the missus a nice dress from River Island as a suprise,and best of all I know she wanted it oooooh kisses for me!.

Nice one mate women are very hard to please.

Nice one mate women are very hard to please.

Are we?

I'd be quite happy with some nice Freesia's ( my favourite flowers) a nice box of chocs and some nice Gucci Rush or Armani Code perfume

Now.........that's not difficult is it?

My red rose cost only 2 euros from the college I attend & they made free delivery in every class too

Are we?

I'd be quite happy with some nice Freesia's ( my favourite flowers) a nice box of chocs and some nice Gucci Rush or Armani Code perfume

Now.........that's not difficult is it?

What about a nice romantic balloon ride with the one you love.

What about a nice romantic balloon ride with the one you love.

I'm afraid Stevie's not available 

Are we?

I'd be quite happy with some nice Freesia's ( my favourite flowers) a nice box of chocs and some nice Gucci Rush or Armani Code perfume

Now.........that's not difficult is it?

The wife like flowers as well Msg , she prefers the yellow ones.

I'm afraid Stevie's not available 

  .

The wife like flowers as well Msg , she prefers the yellow ones.

They smell absolutely beautiful as well, you don't get much for your money though 

I bet I don't get any though 

They smell absolutely beautiful as well, you don't get much for your money though 

I bet I don't get any though 

Drop some hints You ladys are good at that.

^^^ Skin as thick as an elephant Gareth  :

I'l get you one MsG 

I'l get you one MsG 

Aww......thankyou Kopite 09     

I'l get you one MsG 

You bit the bait mate.Now you'll have buy the Lady what she wants.

I'l get her the flowers but the perfume. . . well we'r in a recession   

A survey said, buy perfume before anything else for your significant other if that helps...

I'll be lucky if I get a dandelion 

I'll be lucky if I get a dandelion 

Your Good I'll give you that,you should take up fishing you'll hook allkinds. .

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.'

Have a great Valentines day.

You can't put a price on love  -  but if you could, 16p sounds like a pretty good deal.

A supermarket is selling roses for Valentine's Day at just £2 for a dozen, or 16p a stem.

The Sweetheart blooms are not quite as fancy as the long-stemmed variety but are sure to be popular in the credit crunch.
Cheap by the dozen: The Asda roses

Asda, which is selling the bouquets, says it is drastically undercutting rivals' prices of up to £1.99 a stem.

It believes that Britain's swains and sweethearts will spend a total of £50million on flowers for February 14, but that many are looking for a bargain.

An Asda spokesman said: 'Our research shows a staggering 39 per cent of shoppers will be looking to significantly cut back on the cost of Valentine's Day this year.'

Other stores are also stocking up on cheap bouquets.

Marks & Spencer is offering a dozen small long- stem roses for just £4.88. Eight large roses from its Autograph range are £9.77. Sainsbury's has a single gift-wrapped Fairtrade red rose for £1.99, while a bunch of 12 can be bought for £4.99. Tesco has a £6 bouquet.

Morrison's has a dozen red roses for £4.99, while Lidl is charging £9.99 and Somerfield £10.

Happy Valentines Day Guys........Lots of Love...........Ms Gerrard xxx

Thankyou MsGerrard, right back at ya. 

  Cheers Aussie mate..........hope you got your Suzy something nice 

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Yeah me, what more could she want 

^^^ Of course  Now why didn't I think of that 

Yeah, I can't believe you didn't 

Happy valetine's to msgerrard & all the reds.

Happy valetine's to msgerrard & all the reds.

Thankyou Clint  Happy Valentines to you as well.

What did you and Stevie do??!!

What did you and Stevie do??!!

  Ha ha.....wouldn't you like to know   

The missus wasn't very impressed with the card I got her.