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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      stuey
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11132: Mar 12, 2015 10:30:32 am
      I'm looking forward to their game at the weekend, will be good to watch 2 rivals take swings at each other

      Draw would be nice but I can see Spurs sneaking it

      Wanna see the spuds hammer the fuckers, comprehensively batter the sh*te.
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      Reply #11133: Mar 12, 2015 03:53:28 pm
      Wanna see the spuds hammer the fuckers, comprehensively batter the sh*te.

      Batter them on the pitch by all means but 1-2 will do for me. Don't want the Spuds to catch up or overtake our goal difference.
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      Reply #11134: Mar 12, 2015 06:46:57 pm
      Batter them on the pitch by all means but 1-2 will do for me. Don't want the Spuds to catch up or overtake our goal difference.

      That will do for me Ady,
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      Reply #11135: Mar 12, 2015 07:40:14 pm
      Jonny Evans: Man Utd defender's actions simply disgusting - FA
      Manchester United defender Jonny Evans's actions in spitting at Papiss Cisse were "simply disgusting", said the FA panel which found him guilty.

      Evans, 27, denied spitting at the Newcastle striker during the Red Devils' 1-0 win over the Magpies on 4 March, but was given a six-match ban.

      "The ordinary man in the street will find his action to be simply disgusting," said the three-man panel.

      "It should not be allowed in any walk of life, let alone any football field."

      The written reasons for the punishment given to Evans and Cisse, 29, were released by the FA on Thursday.

      Cisse will miss seven games through suspension for his part in the incident.

      The Senegal international received an extra match because he was banned in December for elbowing Everton's Seamus Coleman.

      "It is clear that Mr Evans is looking directly and indeed aggressively at Mr Cisse. His lips are 'pursed' and he is close to Mr Cisse," added the report by an independent regulatory commission.

      "If he was, as alleged to be the case, a person who 'habitually spits', then the commission were concerned as to why he did not turn his head away from Mr Cisse when so spitting.

      "If that had been a family member or indeed another team member or his manager in front and below him would he still have carried out the same manoeuvre?

      "Mr Evans had (and has) a duty of care, if spitting for whatever reason, not to direct the same in the general direction of an opponent, or indeed anyone else. The video clips clearly show that he failed in his duty of care."
      http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31862900

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11136: Mar 12, 2015 08:05:01 pm
      Batter them on the pitch by all means but 1-2 will do for me. Don't want the Spuds to catch up or overtake our goal difference.

      1-2 will do just fine mate.
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      Reply #11137: Mar 12, 2015 08:48:27 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11138: Mar 14, 2015 09:10:38 am
      Utd most probably has used up all their luck, are we gonna see a free fall from now on?
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      Reply #11139: Mar 14, 2015 09:38:35 am
      Singer Edurne Garcia, the girlfriend of David De Gea described Manchester as ''uglier than the back of a fridge'' during a Spanish TV interview.

      http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/david-de-geas-girlfriend-edurne-5321596
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      Reply #11140: Mar 14, 2015 11:40:02 am
      Singer Edurne Garcia, the girlfriend of David De Gea described Manchester as ''uglier than the back of a fridge'' during a Spanish TV interview.

      http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/david-de-geas-girlfriend-edurne-5321596

      There is a pole, get voting.
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      Reply #11141: Mar 14, 2015 11:59:31 am

      Hahaha sharp as Blue Tooth you are.

       edit: Done - 59% say yes 41% say no currently.

       edit again: got some arse on her has Edurne, fit as you like.
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      Reply #11142: Mar 14, 2015 12:40:37 pm
      If shes comparing things for being ugly then look no further than her boyfriend. She seems to have a thing for ugliness.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11143: Mar 15, 2015 09:05:26 am
      The manc press would have believe Gareth Bale, Danny Ings, Christian Ronaldo, Paulo Dybala are all about to sign for Van Gaal and his motley crew. 
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11144: Mar 15, 2015 12:51:53 pm
      Ha Rooney getting knocked out by Bardsley, brilliant.
      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Reply #11145: Mar 15, 2015 01:56:52 pm
      Ha Rooney getting knocked out by Bardsley, brilliant.

      What are they? F***ing five years old?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11146: Mar 15, 2015 02:51:01 pm
      Ha Rooney getting knocked out by Bardsley, brilliant.

      Soft jab too, Lightweight.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11147: Mar 15, 2015 05:01:37 pm
      Fair does to the munts so far today ripping spurs to shreds.
      F***ing useless spuds
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      Reply #11148: Mar 15, 2015 05:48:58 pm
      Spuds is tootless, that dembele fellow is overrated. The match is so painful to watch that i stopped watching on the 60th minute. it made the scums looked world class. Good, give them a false sense of how good they are and we spanked them.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11149: Mar 15, 2015 08:08:03 pm
      Spurs are utterly and completely useless. cu*ts. Fair play to United though for winning that match quick and early.

      As for us, we need to beat Swansea and then beat the Scum. After United dismiss Villa, the ball should start rolling once they host City and then travel to Chelsea the next week.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11150: Mar 15, 2015 08:46:29 pm
      I wonder when Spurs will stop bending over for Utd..?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11151: Mar 15, 2015 09:31:01 pm
      Jesus H Christ its like a w*nk fest over on redcafe, opening that site should carry a safety goggles warning.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11152: Mar 15, 2015 10:06:40 pm
      I wonder when Spurs will stop bending over for Utd..?

      That's the first time United have beaten them for 6 games to be fair.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11153: Mar 15, 2015 10:47:34 pm
      Jesus H Christ its like a w*nk fest over on redcafe, opening that site should carry a safety goggles warning.

      With that win, it will now spur them on to win the league, the Champions League, the FA Cup and the World Cup this season. Didn't you know?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #11154: Mar 16, 2015 12:25:01 am
      They actually think this Rooney boxing thing is good and 'cool' :laugh:

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