The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Spin on that Mourinho.

Joy to see Whisky nose on the edge of his seat shaking his head, haha swallow it you cu*ts.

Have to say city deserved winners, KDB & silva both outstanding for them today.

Tell you what, Fernandhino came on as sub and was motm for me

Also thought Utd were lukcy to only lose 1-2 too.

City keeper clanger lets them back in, due to that Pep has to make a change taking Iheanacho off and because of that they lose that thrust up front they had second half.

Tell you what, Fernandhino came on as sub and was motm for me

Also thought Utd were lukcy to only lose 1-2 too.

City keeper clanger lets them back in, due to that Pep has to make a change taking Iheanacho off and because of that they lose that thrust up front they had second half.

No doubt - a dodgy performance from the City keeper flattered United. Without Aguero, Kompany and Gundogan, it could have been a hell lot worse.

they have been trying to big these two up to rival Madrid and Barcelona but this isn't really impressive stuff is it

What game was you watching?? Great match for the neutrals, great game for the premier league as a whole, and great game for football fans in genral. You've just watched two teams who will finish in top four. On today's performance City going to be very hard to beat and justify being favourites. Keeper looked suspect though

What game was you watching?? Great match for the neutrals, great game for the premier league as a whole, and great game for football fans in genral. You've just watched two teams who will finish in top four. On today's performance City going to be very hard to beat and justify being favourites. Keeper looked suspect though

No, I agree with Walt. It may have been 'entertaining' but the amount of mistakes on show was embarrassing for what the English media billed as 'the biggest game of the universe has ever seen!!' or whatever hyperbole they used.

No doubt, Barca or Madrid would have torn them both apart.

But still, hilarious to see United lose like they did - £150 million spent, and they looked like a posh Tony Pulis side. If LVG had been in charge under the exact same circumstances, he'd be getting slaughtered.

No, I agree with Walt. It may have been 'entertaining' but the amount of mistakes on show was embarrassing for what the English media billed as 'the biggest game of the universe has ever seen!!' or whatever hyperbole they used.

The words media used was biggest game of the season so far which it was. Thought Pogba was terrible today. Look on the bright side! Great result for you lot. 

The words media used was biggest game of the season so far which it was. Thought Pogba was terrible today. Look on the bright side! Great result for you lot. 

I thought it was an entertaining match, but you have to be getting a bit worried about Pogba, he's been invisible so far this season. On th ewother hand Ibra looks fantastic, without a doubt the inform player in the prem at the moment.

Said to dad somewhere around the 70th min mark when did they bring the Pog on he said wtf you been watching he been on all game could have fooled me , the downfall of wooney is fckin epic fck he is sh*t to be fair , thought city's goalie should have walked mind but as usual clutterbug had normal sh*t game route one scummers get used to it .

I thought it was an entertaining match, but you have to be getting a bit worried about Pogba, he's been invisible so far this season. On th ewother hand Ibra looks fantastic, without a doubt the inform player in the prem at the moment.

He looks like a Moussa Sissoko tribute act.

But still, hilarious to see United lose like they did - £150 million spent, and they looked like a posh Tony Pulis side. If LVG had been in charge under the exact same circumstances, he'd be getting slaughtered.

Give it a few more games mate and Maureen will get the same stick that saw LVG eventually sacked.
He was very restrained today on account of he's won a few easy games and getting cut some slack, when the instant supporters see he's got no answer to better teams the mutiny will begin.
Talking about the Prem here - Europe's elite!?!?  Hahaha

I'll be kind - Pogba is an unorthodox £90m man to say the least.

Mourinho's Man Utd revolution aka same turd...with glitter added.

I'll be kind - Pogba is an unorthodox £90m man to say the least.

Mourinho's Man Utd revolution aka same turd with glitter added.

£90 million & he tackles like a Rugby player....Juve been had over Jose...

https://twitter.com/footbilly/status/774603937626423296

£90 million & he tackles like a Rugby player....Juve been had over Jose...

https://twitter.com/footbilly/status/774603937626423296

Looks like they should have listened to Auld Purple Nose first time round.

I thought it was an entertaining match, but you have to be getting a bit worried about Pogba, he's been invisible so far this season. On th ewother hand Ibra looks fantastic, without a doubt the inform player in the prem at the moment.

Don't totally agree there himdall on that one. Pogba did get off to good start but without doubt was really bad today. Just had a off day..(( I hope  ))

I missed Maureens interview. Pogba looks like a poor mans Carlton  Palmer .How does Rooney stay on the pitch whilst others continue to get booked for far less offences. City could have destroyed them today and in reality they did although the scoreline suggests otherwise

Pogba the French Carlton Palmer

That will do me a City win over manure every time.Well done City and that should shut Mourinho up for a few days.

where were the two penalties Maureen was on about . Cant wait for the UTD game I can forsee a spanking they are just a bunch of old legs and thugs.

Pogba looks like a poor mans Carlton  Palmer .

Ha ha ha...

Carlton Pogba - love it Walt.

As for that cocksplash Rooney - he had his mid-life crisis 5 years ago - waddling about like a 50 year old trying to be Ste Gerrard. 

I missed Maureens interview. Pogba looks like a poor mans Carlton  Palmer .How does Rooney stay on the pitch whilst others continue to get booked for far less offences. City could have destroyed them today and in reality they did although the scoreline suggests otherwise

With all that "Pogback" nonsense and the Hollywood production videos announcing his unveiling...won't be long before it starts looking like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CKodjw-Z2w

That will do me a City win over manure every time.Well done City.

The 6 point gap it meant to us, not spoil the day I hope? It didn't for me either. I welcome any City win over their neighbours, even there in 2014. Now that's sorted, I can go back to looking for City to drop points until they face them again.

I thought it was very "convenient" that the FA threw a ban at their main forward just in time for him to miss their derby, and feared that it would have consequences on the day. Thankfully it didn't, and instead it was the scum who lost. First significant test of the so called "good times are back" season, and they failed.

So it's time to laugh again.