The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Could it be 8 or 9

Clearly all the glazers fault

Have United's defence gone on strike or what. Harry 'The sloth' Maquire is back on blob I see. Ten Hag looks totally pissed off..and it's only 2 games in.

Got to dig in at Brentford, they're a firey bunch. Ten Hag must know that or should know that.

Hehehehehehe...

I tell you what, if we don't beat these next week... I'll say it after 3 games, we don't deserve the league... they are that bad.

I tell you what, if we don't beat these next week... I'll say it after 3 games, we don't deserve the league... they are that bad.

Tactically I agree.

But with it being us v them, I do expect a reaction from Utd.

Also imagine what it will be like if we do give them a hiding

Keep popping them tablets Keith this lot will send you around the bend just WTF is wrong with them.

If I knew that I’d be the next United manager

cant stop laughing they look like under 12's in an under 16 league

Think even the womens english team can beat us

Sat in a bar in Lindos 8 deep on Mythos pissing myself and winding up a handful of Mancs 

  :This f***in great, should rename themselves Manchester DisUnited, 

Basic problem is United don't work hard enough. Yeah easy criticism but they are still in 'glamour mode'....the 'we are United' mentality. Look at Brentford, work, work, work, then show a bit of quality...United are work, then our ability can shine through..they missed out 2 works.

They pitch up, put a bit of effort in then expect to outshine teams..glamour club mentality. Club needs a kick up their millionair arses.

  :This f***in great, should rename themselves Manchester DisUnited, 

they really look like they cant stand to be on the same pitch do they.

Time to make my way to the Cafe

forget the fact UTD cost 8 times more than Brentford and their players are probably on 10 times as much Brentford players covered almost 10 miles more, UTD are a set of fat lazy entitled fuckers  ...long may they continue

Time to make my way to the Cafe

Usually find it's down during major F**k ups!

Time to make my way to the Cafe

Even I can’t go on 

cheer up Keith having reached the bottom there is only one way now..................the Championship. Arnoutavic (?) has written a special thankyou to UTD Fans for preventing him from a huge mistake.

Would it be too much to ask for United and Everton to both be relegated?

Neville still blaming the Glaziers who have spent money in huge sums  .

Neville still blaming the Glaziers who have spent money in huge sums  .

The Glaziers amassed a huge debt buying top players, it was a manageable debt and over the years the debt has been reduced through the clubs global financial interests.
Nobhead Neville can be compared to the F***ing idiots who broke into the ground  and were arrested.

Neville was borderline going to have a breakdown on Sky after the game there. Let Jamie Redknapp of all people rattle him.

Of course their owners are cu*ts but it shouldn't distract from the fact that Ferguson left them in a mess and the fact that they have spent an absolute sh*t ton of money since to get back to the top but wasted it all.

Would it be too much to ask for United and Everton to both be relegated?

Just where they are is fine. Always feel if they went down they'd end up sugar daddy'd up to f**k by some Arab with a bottomless pit of money wanting to be all romantic for the f**k of it

Edit: *see Manchester City

United really have hit rock bottom only two games into the season !