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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      HUYTON RED
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15060: Aug 03, 2017 04:00:38 pm
      Quite sure Neymar could be used to advertise World Cup even if he stayed at Barcelona.

      It'll be all down to sponsorship, Barca now having a new sponsor might see it as a distraction etc, but with PSG it'll probably be in the contractual obligations.

      Or then again could be total bollocks and he just wants to be a top dog at a club, which he'll never be at Barca as long as Messi is there.
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      Reply #15061: Aug 03, 2017 04:42:20 pm
      Or then again could be total bollocks and he just wants to be a top dog at a club, which he'll never be at Barca as long as Messi is there

      This
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15062: Aug 03, 2017 08:12:57 pm
      Oh come on Keith, stop for a second and consider it, £200 million for ONE player, that is an eye watering amount of money and there is simply no way it can ever be justified, no one is worth that kind of money. Hell I'd say no player is worth more than a max of £50 million and the vast majority should be in the low teens. The transfer market has become completely insane now and something must be done, because ultimately who suffers, its you and me and every other fan who has to pay more and more and more to watch our teams, whilst these mercenary pr**k footballers and agents earn sickening amounts of money, £515,000 AFTER tax per week!!

      Careful heimdall, you're starting to sound like a socialist ;)
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      Reply #15063: Aug 04, 2017 12:27:37 pm
      It'll be all down to sponsorship, Barca now having a new sponsor might see it as a distraction etc, but with PSG it'll probably be in the contractual obligations.

      Or then again could be total bollocks and he just wants to be a top dog at a club, which he'll never be at Barca as long as Messi is there.
      Second paragraph. I hardly even think of Neymar in the top 5 while he is at Barca. He could be worse at PSG thoough. Barca strikers seem to net a lot of goals since it's put on a plate.
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      Reply #15064: Aug 04, 2017 12:59:51 pm
      Careful heimdall, you're starting to sound like a socialist ;)

      I'm a sleeper agent for Corby ;-)
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      Reply #15065: Aug 05, 2017 12:18:10 pm
      Fair play to Juan Mata for trying to get a central charitable fund underway where at least 1% of football earnings will go to good causes.

      It's not much in the grander scheme of things but it's a step in the right direction.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15066: Aug 08, 2017 07:49:38 pm
      Put the Super Cup on, and 3 long balls in the first minute.

      United fans are in for a long, long season as far as quality of football goes  :laugh:
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      Reply #15067: Aug 08, 2017 07:52:40 pm
      Put the Super Cup on, and 3 long balls in the first minute.

      United fans are in for a long, long season as far as quality of football goes  :laugh:

      Just another friendly warm up game Swabs  :f_whistle:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15068: Aug 08, 2017 08:11:02 pm
      This thread probably liven up now  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15069: Aug 08, 2017 08:19:32 pm
      26th min and we are hearing, Olé, Olé, Olé when Real Madrid are keeping possession. Love it!
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      Reply #15070: Aug 08, 2017 08:41:30 pm
      26th min and we are hearing, Olé, Olé, Olé when Real Madrid are keeping possession. Love it!

      Not watching to be honest but that doesn't surprise me. You could tell by who they targeted it would get worse for them this season.

      Dire, dire football to be 'enjoyed' by all at the Old Toilet, wouldn't surprise me if Mourinho was sacked by the end of this year. If anyone has been found out it's him and football has passed him by in my opinion.
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      Reply #15071: Aug 08, 2017 08:49:13 pm
      26th min and we are hearing, Olé, Olé, Olé when Real Madrid are keeping possession. Love it!

      It was offside but they deserved it on first half play. Their not the No1 in domestic & European football side for nothing.
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      Reply #15072: Aug 08, 2017 08:57:52 pm
      Certainly having a lesson on how to play football here  :(
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15073: Aug 08, 2017 08:59:30 pm
      Found Out.

      Just a taster of what Europe is up against this season.

      Romelu Lukaku.  :lmao:
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      Reply #15074: Aug 08, 2017 09:01:37 pm
      2-0 down and brings on Fellaini.

      Lol
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      Reply #15075: Aug 08, 2017 09:01:48 pm

      Hahahahaha just switched it on to see that miss! £75 million, bloody hell!
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      Reply #15076: Aug 08, 2017 09:02:41 pm
      Oh dear, Fellaini on  :( side just been weakened  ;D
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      Reply #15077: Aug 08, 2017 09:03:17 pm
      Hahahahaha just switched it on to see that miss! £75 million, bloody hell!

      Should of buried that
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      Reply #15078: Aug 08, 2017 09:04:40 pm
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      Reply #15079: Aug 08, 2017 09:08:51 pm
      Isco is absolute class.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15080: Aug 08, 2017 09:10:04 pm

      Well he's just redeem himself, that will do his confidence a world of good against the best European team currently
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15081: Aug 08, 2017 09:10:37 pm

      He's having a great game
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      Reply #15082: Aug 08, 2017 09:14:36 pm
      Well he's just redeem himself, that will do his confidence a world of good against the best European team currently

      It'd take something bloody special to redeem the above.


      Yeah, he's awesome.
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      Reply #15083: Aug 08, 2017 09:20:46 pm

      That whole midfield is absolute class. Kroos - Modric - Isco. Doesn't get any better than that. If I were to pick one, I'd pick Modric. Brilliant player, runs the whole game. Dictates the tempo, never loses the ball, so clean in his passing. Just a very intelligent player.

      @ Keith, what do you think of Lindelof? He has looked completely out of his depth whenever I've seen him play.
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      Reply #15084: Aug 08, 2017 09:22:37 pm
      If I were to pick one, I'd pick Modric.

      Without question, me and S@int (excellent poster that no longer posts unfortunately) had a good few debates who we'd prefer and we could never quite agree on this one. Of course I'd take either but if given the choice Modric every time, one of my favourite players to watch, pure class.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15085: Aug 08, 2017 09:27:21 pm
      S@int (excellent poster that no longer posts unfortunately)

      Yeah, a loss to the forum was s@int.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15086: Aug 08, 2017 09:27:51 pm
      Why does Owen Hargreaves talk like he has gastro issues? Like a dodgy Mexican is speaking back at him. Nasty.
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      Reply #15087: Aug 08, 2017 09:36:57 pm
      Why does Owen Hargreaves talk like he has gastro issues? Like a dodgy Mexican is speaking back at him. Nasty.

      Hahahaha I was saying that to my missus! It sounds like hes lost his inhaler!
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      Reply #15088: Aug 08, 2017 09:41:34 pm
      Ronaldo can score the occasional spectacular free kick but the reality is he's not that great a free kick taker.

      2-1 FT. That's a kind score line on the Mancs.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15089: Aug 08, 2017 09:48:33 pm
      Real Madrid fortunate to hold out there against the mighty Red Devils...

      With 37% possession, and a lot of hoof ball, Utd looked hugely impressive!  :lmao:

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