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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Ribapuru
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15270: Sep 19, 2017 09:36:48 am
      Yeah on that one your defo the minority  :D
      It's the Mourhino factor, I've said it all along, he's best manager in the world and sees football on a different level than us lesser lights  ;D  Yes he's a arrogant f**ker at times but still wouldn't swap him.  ;D

      I still think Klopp the man for Liverpool even though it's very strange what went on in the transfer market, truth is I thought it was embarrassing the way Liverpool conducted their summer spending. Just doesn't add up for me.  :roll: :roll:

      If your owners had spent well in the window I had you down as contenders, sadly for you and the fans it didn't. Think the best you can hope for is 4th/6th.
      Matic is 29. You will get one or two seasons from him. His game revolves around high intensity and that kind of player loses the ability to play at the highest level faster. You are right, Ox is a squad player and not worth 40m, but he is 23 and carries that English premium. If Ox flopps, no doubt that he can be resold for 20m.... If matic flopped at united it's 40m in the bin. I can't stand that we got ox and loaned out Origi though, it feels like we paid for a downgrade. It's possibly because Klopp wants to give Ings a chance and sees Ox as a long term replacement for Milner. In today's market a decent long term squad player and a first team player near retirement is probably similar. Barcelona got into a mess buying ageing peak players over and over...... Sadly United can probably afford it. Seem to have bottomless wallets.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15271: Sep 19, 2017 10:46:42 am
      Yeah I know you can certainly give it Larr! But I can take it hence why I've been here so long.  :D  Fortunately you've not got much to laugh at us so far.  :D

      No luck needed at moment as we've deserved all our wins on merit. Granted it's going to get harder though. However, I'm enjoying watching us play at the moment.  :) Can you say the same  ;D  :f_tongueincheek:

      I love to watch us attack but hate to watch us defend. What irritates me at the moment is how close we are to really be challenging, all we need is one top notch striker and 2 CB's.
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      Reply #15272: Sep 19, 2017 12:15:27 pm
      I love to watch us attack but hate to watch us defend. What irritates me at the moment is how close we are to really be challenging, all we need is one top notch striker and 2 CB's.

      Without doubt exciting to watch up front Rib. Think you must be on pins and biting those nails on set pieces and defending.  ;D. You need 1/2 CB's 100%. This is where Klopp/owners fu**ed up.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15273: Sep 19, 2017 12:27:52 pm
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      Reply #15274: Sep 19, 2017 12:43:47 pm
      Matic is 29. You will get one or two seasons from him. His game revolves around high intensity and that kind of player loses the ability to play at the highest level faster. You are right, Ox is a squad player and not worth 40m, but he is 23 and carries that English premium. If Ox flopps, no doubt that he can be resold for 20m.... If matic flopped at united it's 40m in the bin. I can't stand that we got ox and loaned out Origi though, it feels like we paid for a downgrade. It's possibly because Klopp wants to give Ings a chance and sees Ox as a long term replacement for Milner. In today's market a decent long term squad player and a first team player near retirement is probably similar. Barcelona got into a mess buying ageing peak players over and over...... Sadly United can probably afford it. Seem to have bottomless wallets.

      Now then Rib,  I haven't forgotten what you said about Matic a few weeks back  ;D. You said he wasn't worth £40 million remember  ;) doesn't matter if he only last one year if we win things again like last year then that's all that matters.  ;) It's about improving the squad for the year ahead. Mourhino has done that once again.

      Do you still think Matic is not worth £40 million based on what you've seen?? His stats are phenomenal. In fact he's 1st in every department in the premiership.  ;) Does it matter f your right and he only last two years??. We as fans want success now.

      Ox won't improve, he will continue to be just a squad player and nothing more. Does it really matter if you get 20 million if you decide to sell him?? You want to win something now not next year and Ox isn't the answer. Personally I'd rather of bought two mediocrity CB'S for 40 million than Ox as he doesn't improve your side whereas 2CB's would surly of helped. Currently your defence ( IMHO) is sh*te.

      Yes it's fair to say United have bigger pockets than Liverpool so can right off easier than others, that's why it's imperative with what funds Liverpool have they use them wisely. Surely even you can see Ox is a bad buy And the club fu**ed up??



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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15275: Sep 19, 2017 12:45:37 pm

      Not sure he will find it offensive  ;D However, I do agree they should find a new song.
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      Reply #15276: Sep 19, 2017 01:14:39 pm
      Not sure he will find it offensive  ;D However, I do agree they should find a new song.
      It's not that racist. Inappropriate yes.
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      Reply #15277: Sep 19, 2017 01:42:25 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15278: Sep 19, 2017 03:43:18 pm
      Ngog, ngog, ngog he tucks his...

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      Reply #15279: Sep 19, 2017 05:22:55 pm
      Not sure he will find it offensive  ;D However, I do agree they should find a new song.

      Funny song that though.

      Scoring all the goals... Bell end by his toes haha
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      Reply #15280: Sep 19, 2017 05:27:43 pm
      Funny song that though.

      Scoring all the goals... Bell end by his toes haha

      Yeah  I can see the funny side too.  ;D I can see how some would class it inappropriate. Doesn't offend me though.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15281: Sep 19, 2017 06:26:56 pm

      Shirt into his shorts you dirty minded people
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      Reply #15282: Sep 19, 2017 07:04:47 pm
      Yeah  I can see the funny side too.  ;D I can see how some would class it inappropriate. Doesn't offend me though.
      I think it is a big fuss about nothing too. Although it doesn't rhyme.
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      Reply #15283: Sep 19, 2017 10:42:34 pm
      I think it is a big fuss about nothing too. Although it doesn't rhyme.

      Doesn't have to rhyme, it's sung to a Stone Roses song!!
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      Reply #15284: Sep 19, 2017 10:45:42 pm
      I think it is a big fuss about nothing too. Although it doesn't rhyme.

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      Reply #15285: Sep 19, 2017 11:12:29 pm
      Has a great big cock...struggles to even walk.

      Happy now??

       :lmao:
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      Reply #15286: Sep 19, 2017 11:18:23 pm
      Now then Rib,  I haven't forgotten what you said about Matic a few weeks back  ;D. You said he wasn't worth £40 million remember  ;) doesn't matter if he only last one year if we win things again like last year then that's all that matters.  ;) It's about improving the squad for the year ahead. Mourhino has done that once again.

      Do you still think Matic is not worth £40 million based on what you've seen?? His stats are phenomenal. In fact he's 1st in every department in the premiership.  ;) Does it matter f your right and he only last two years??. We as fans want success now.

      Ox won't improve, he will continue to be just a squad player and nothing more. Does it really matter if you get 20 million if you decide to sell him?? You want to win something now not next year and Ox isn't the answer. Personally I'd rather of bought two mediocrity CB'S for 40 million than Ox as he doesn't improve your side whereas 2CB's would surly of helped. Currently your defence ( IMHO) is sh*te.

      Yes it's fair to say United have bigger pockets than Liverpool so can right off easier than others, that's why it's imperative with what funds Liverpool have they use them wisely. Surely even you can see Ox is a bad buy And the club fu**ed up??





      Still waiting for your reply when you get a min Rib.
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      Reply #15287: Sep 20, 2017 08:38:57 am
      Quote from Keith Singleton
      Yeah  I can see the funny side too.  ;D I can see how some would class it inappropriate. Doesn't offend me though.

      What's sad is your mob can sing disgusting stuff like that and about  football disasters with multiple loss of life, and face no consequences. Yet if someone else dares utter a vaguely racist, discriminatory, or anti-homo comment in a football stadium, (never mind a chant) they get the book and the kitchen sink thrown at them.

      I know what I find more offensive.

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      Reply #15289: Sep 28, 2017 12:53:41 am

      That moment when you find out there's scousers in your hotel!! :lmao:
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      Reply #15290: Sep 30, 2017 04:49:45 pm
      Conspiracy theories coming out again scoring late.  ;D
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      Reply #15291: Oct 01, 2017 01:10:36 pm
      The draw they have had so far is laughable.
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      Reply #15292: Oct 01, 2017 01:14:23 pm
      The draw they have had so far is laughable.

      What do you mean?
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      Reply #15293: Oct 01, 2017 02:09:22 pm

      Assuming he meant the relatively easy start you've had in terms of opposition.  I assume Everton home has been the hardest game you've had. Not your fault and you've still got to go out to beat them which you have.  Short may it continue!
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      Reply #15294: Oct 01, 2017 02:25:49 pm
      Assuming he meant the relatively easy start you've had in terms of opposition.  I assume Everton home has been the hardest game you've had. Not your fault and you've still got to go out to beat them which you have.  Short may it continue!

      I thought that too JD. However, like you say no one's fault. With only one hard game in Oct ( Spurs  :f_whistle:  ;D ) maybe few more points on the board.  :D

      Seriously though i find it lauagable myself when i hear some members come out with silly comments as we all play same matches as you know. The conspiracy theories about scoring in last ten mins was even funnier.  ;D
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      Reply #15295: Oct 02, 2017 04:25:43 pm
      They're looking efficient, but then, the teams they've played are all lying in the bottom half of the table

      Utd 4-0 WHU (15th)
      Swans 0-4 Utd (18th)
      Utd 2-0 Leicester (17th)
      Stoke 2-2 Utd (13th)
      Utd 4-0 Everton (16th)
      Soton' 0-1 Utd (12th)
      Utd 4-0 Palace (20th)

      I wouldn't be popping any champagne corks just yet.

      And of course the 'game raising scousers' are up next.
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      Reply #15296: Oct 02, 2017 05:14:59 pm
      They're looking efficient, but then, the teams they've played are all lying in the bottom half of the table

      Utd 4-0 WHU (15th)
      Swans 0-4 Utd (18th)
      Utd 2-0 Leicester (17th)
      Stoke 2-2 Utd (13th)
      Utd 4-0 Everton (16th)
      Soton' 0-1 Utd (12th)
      Utd 4-0 Palace (20th)

      I wouldn't be popping any champagne corks just yet.

      And of course the 'game raising scousers' are up next.

      Yep, tottaly agree Rushie. Last year we were drawing these games or winning 1-0 so very efficient like you say. Good start but that's all it is. If we beat you boys 3-1 I'll be more than happy.  :f_whistle:  ;D
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      Reply #15297: Oct 02, 2017 10:53:15 pm
      They're looking efficient, but then, the teams they've played are all lying in the bottom half of the table

      Utd 4-0 WHU (15th)
      Swans 0-4 Utd (18th)
      Utd 2-0 Leicester (17th)
      Stoke 2-2 Utd (13th)
      Utd 4-0 Everton (16th)
      Soton' 0-1 Utd (12th)
      Utd 4-0 Palace (20th)

      I wouldn't be popping any champagne corks just yet.

      And of course the 'game raising scousers' are up next.

      Unfortunately, although they've mostly played the so called weaker teams, they've done a lot better than we have against the ones we've played. We scraped past Leicester by the skin of our teeth, we scraped a 1-0 vs Palace and although they haven't played Watford, my money would be on them winning quite easily where as we scrambled through to a 3-3 draw.

      You can only beat what is in front of you and unfortunately they are head and shoulders above us this season, whether we want to admit that or not.

      Be interesting to see how they do against the better teams though, I think they could get torn a new one against City and have a big wake up call then. Hopefully we can be the start of their downfall though.

      When even that elbowing c**t starts weighing in with goals, you know they are on a hell of a run at the moment.
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      Reply #15298: Oct 03, 2017 10:38:37 am


      When even that elbowing c**t starts weighing in with goals, you know they are on a hell of a run at the moment.
      ;D ;D ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15299: Oct 03, 2017 11:39:56 am

      Are you still hating Fellaini Keith? As much as I dislike him I wouldn't mind having a player like him in our midfield, someone with a bit of an edge to them who pops up with important goals at crucial moments.

      BTW I still think it's statistically weird how many goals your lot score late in games but perhaps its a tactic, some sort of surge in the last 10 minutes of the game.

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