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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      HUYTON RED
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15134: Oct 21, 2017 09:39:29 pm
      Look like city will l think will win league by 7 points or more taught reharm sterling winning league title makes me sick

      What would make you sicker, raheem winning a titles medal or the other F***ing ogres from Old Trafford winning.

      There's your answer!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15135: Oct 21, 2017 09:42:35 pm
      Will take something to top this piece of sheer utter wankery/hilarity from the guardian's resident Manc gimp Jamie Jackson from March this year when he proclaimed that Man Utd were last season's 'Invincibles'...despite the fact that Man Utd had lost 5 times.

      https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/30/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-18-match-run

      Nah still some way to go until he's Utd's top arse-kisser there.

      Still hasn't replaced Daniel Taylor yet!!
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      Reply #15136: Oct 21, 2017 09:45:02 pm
      Nah still some way to go until he's Utd's top arse-kisser there.

      Still hasn't replaced Daniel Taylor yet!!

      They only kiss his ass, duncan castles and shaun cuntis have moved in there
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15137: Oct 21, 2017 09:49:19 pm
      They have seen the light/gloom on the caff, well worth the chuckle.
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      Reply #15138: Oct 21, 2017 10:02:33 pm
      They only kiss his ass, duncan castles and shaun cuntis have moved in there

      Duncan Castles is not a journalist - he's a predator.

      Any law abiding citizen would call the police to cry allegations of stalking and harrassment. Castles probably sniffs the drains outside Jose's house at night - he is that f**king weird.

      Having said that you know Jose is so strange that he probably gets himself off out of it all.

      Quite simply the creepiest manager/journalist relationship in football.
      « Last Edit: Oct 21, 2017 10:16:50 pm by Frankly, Mr Shankly »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15139: Oct 21, 2017 10:39:02 pm
      Lovin this Meadow of cow's tits, but for one week only. Keith's a bit quiet tonight.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15140: Oct 21, 2017 10:40:22 pm
      Duncan Castles is not a journalist - he's a predator.

      Any law abiding citizen would call the police to cry allegations of stalking and harrassment. Castles probably sniffs the drains outside Jose's house at night - he is that f**king weird.

      Having said that you know Jose is so strange that he probably gets himself off out of it all.

      Quite simply the creepiest manager/journalist relationship in football.

      Saw tonight castles threatened someone on twitter with legal action who jokingly suggested he was in mourinho's pay a couple of hours after comparing the injury time united got at huddersfield to what citeh got at Bournemouth
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      Reply #15141: Oct 21, 2017 11:14:13 pm
      Saw tonight castles threatened someone on twitter with legal action who jokingly suggested he was in mourinho's pay a couple of hours after comparing the injury time united got at huddersfield to what citeh got at Bournemouth

      Oh! Well in that case may I alter my previous statement and say that he's not a journalist and he is not a predator...allegedly. ;)
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      Reply #15142: Oct 21, 2017 11:34:22 pm
      Oh! Well in that case may I alter my previous statement and say that he's not a journalist and he is not a predator...allegedly. ;)

      And he's not bald
      « Last Edit: Oct 22, 2017 12:46:41 pm by FATKOPITE10 »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15143: Oct 22, 2017 12:00:01 am
      Wait, they lost...to Huddersfield?! Haha, I can sense the wheels starting to come off!! 1 point from a possible 6, no goal for Lukaku in 2 games (3 including the Champions League), dare I say they are starting to get found out?

      Either that or Phil Jones is the one holding that defence together because it seems to fall apart if he's not playing. Lindeloaf making a good impression yet again, he's like their Lovren :lmao:
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      Reply #15144: Oct 23, 2017 11:50:46 pm
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      Reply #15145: Oct 27, 2017 11:37:44 am
      Harry Kane out of tomorrow's match..... Its a conspiracy  :lmao:
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      Reply #15146: Oct 27, 2017 12:00:53 pm
      Harry Kane out of tomorrow's match..... Its a conspiracy  :lmao:
      You might get a draw now
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15147: Oct 27, 2017 12:01:55 pm
      Harry Kane out of tomorrow's match..... Its a conspiracy  :lmao:

      To be honest if they play like they did against us and Real Madrid and Maureen doesn't go ultra defensive then I can only see one winner but who knows these days.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15148: Oct 27, 2017 07:41:30 pm
      Harry Kane out of tomorrow's match..... Its a conspiracy  :lmao:

      Wasn't no conspiracy at Huddersfield Keith.
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      Reply #15149: Oct 27, 2017 08:18:10 pm
      Wasn't no conspiracy at Huddersfield Keith.

      That's right stuey, none tomorrow when you play them either.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15150: Oct 27, 2017 08:48:30 pm
      Good to see mourinho not talking about injuries today...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15151: Oct 27, 2017 11:20:43 pm
      That's right stuey, none tomorrow when you play them either.  ;D

      We won't need conspiracy theories mate they're dead in the water.
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      Reply #15152: Oct 28, 2017 09:55:32 am
      We won't need conspiracy theories mate they're dead in the water.

      That's what I thought when we played them.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15153: Oct 28, 2017 10:06:53 am
      That's what I thought when we played them.  ;D

      Fortunately we have Klopp calling the shots as opposed to the clown you're stuck with,
      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Reply #15154: Oct 31, 2017 11:59:20 pm
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      Reply #15155: Nov 01, 2017 08:57:34 am
      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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