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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15479: Jan 26, 2018 11:28:37 am
      Will be tough against the mighty Yeovil ;)

      Who's gonna loose out with him signing?  Rashford/Martial/Mata?  Would've thought Martial [high left] but have heard the other two mentioned too.

      Very tough to score! Providing he starts Ill take 2/1 Sanchez score anytime in 90 mins if your offering.  :P :P :P As for who he leaves out im totally with you. fu**ed if i know but nice problem to have if your manager or a fan. Not sure the said players would agree with us though.  ??? I just hope he can keep them all happy as wouldn't like to lose any of them.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15480: Jan 26, 2018 03:32:49 pm

      £500k pw in his pocket he should be scoring every night......need to hire a dog walker ;)
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      Reply #15481: Jan 26, 2018 04:46:33 pm
      £500k pw in his pocket he should be scoring every night......need to hire a dog walker ;)

      I agree but will have to settle for one every two games according to his current stats. I'll be his dog walker for 10k a week.  ;D
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      Reply #15482: Jan 26, 2018 06:43:56 pm
      I agree but will have to settle for one every two games according to his current stats. I'll be his dog walker for 10k a week.  ;D

      On reflection I should have put the winking face after scoring 🤔
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      Reply #15483: Jan 26, 2018 07:25:30 pm
      On reflection I should have put the winking face after scoring 🤔

      To late now  ;D
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      Reply #15484: Jan 27, 2018 12:10:24 am
      Hopefully that's as good as it gets for Sanchez, he was pretty poor against a team he should be dominating with ease, but instead he kept giving the ball away. The pitch would have played it's part but yeah, hopefully as good as it gets for him, Falcao part 2 ;)
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      Reply #15485: Jan 27, 2018 12:33:26 am
      Hopefully that's as good as it gets for Sanchez, he was pretty poor against a team he should be dominating with ease, but instead he kept giving the ball away. The pitch would have played it's part but yeah, hopefully as good as it gets for him, Falcao part 2 ;)

      In your dreams.  ;D Two assists and will improve  ;)
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      Reply #15486: Jan 27, 2018 12:37:52 am
      In your dreams.  ;D Two assists and will improve  ;)

      Don't think you can really count the first one, pretty sure it was a touch from the defender in that moment of whatever the hell it was he was trying to do...the defender that is, not Sanchez.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15487: Jan 27, 2018 12:44:16 am
      A win is a win I suppose but extremely flattering score line.
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      Reply #15488: Jan 27, 2018 11:29:06 am
      Don't think you can really count the first one, pretty sure it was a touch from the defender in that moment of whatever the hell it was he was trying to do...the defender that is, not Sanchez.

      Not watched the match yet but he got Man of the match so couldn't of been that bad even though it was only Yeovil
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      Reply #15489: Jan 27, 2018 11:43:41 am
      Not watched the match yet but he got Man of the match so couldn't of been that bad even though it was only Yeovil

      I actually watched most the game, think it was around the point he went off I happened to stop watching it but I cant see how he was man of the match. Granted he was working hard to get the ball but he was constantly giving it away cheaply, to the extent it basically became a joke to the commentators. He was almost desperate to not pass it to Rashford and it was clear he was ignoring him when the pass was on more often than not.
      Think Mata had a much better game
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      Reply #15490: Jan 31, 2018 10:56:06 pm
      Utd fans must be a stoked. A boring, conservative team that can't defend. Nice finish by Jones.
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      Reply #15491: Jan 31, 2018 10:59:39 pm
      Good job Sanchez got that assist vs Yeovil or all that money being invested in him could have been a waste. He's going to be the difference maker, be the man who propels them to victory in the big games at the top.

      Yeah, that's going well so far :lmao:

      Falcao Part 2, tune in next week.
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      Reply #15492: Jan 31, 2018 11:55:54 pm
      Sucker in cu*ts. What a finish from Phil Jones. Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15493: Feb 01, 2018 12:12:55 am
      So Keith, mourinho decided not to park the bus for once against one of the top teams? Thought his side could beat Tottenham? Shown up lad! Shown up just how sh*te you really are? Pogba? f***in yard dog 🐕 Sanchez? Once again shows what I’ve always thought of him,goes missing when the going gets tough? Special one my f***in arse lad you’re sh*te ! Be a 10 man defence when you play us again cos your manager is a shithouse 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15494: Feb 01, 2018 12:47:34 am
      Sometimes players transfer and just don't look right in the new shirt. Sanchez looked like he was drowning in his tonight. In contrast, Walcott looks every bit an Everton player.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15495: Feb 01, 2018 12:59:34 am
      Jose deffo fu**ed up that sub when he brought on Felliani!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15496: Feb 01, 2018 07:53:52 am
      Valencia
      Young
      Lingard
      Martial
      Sanchez
      Lukaku

      Does Mourinho have a system or just try to put as many wingers and forwards on the pitch as possible?
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      Reply #15497: Feb 01, 2018 08:03:54 am
      Oh my god!! Why has this thread lit up.  ;D It was Spurs away remember! Could of been worse, might of been Swansea or West Brom.  :lmao:
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      Reply #15498: Feb 01, 2018 08:05:50 am
      Sucker in Cu*ts. What a finish from Phil Jones. Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      Change your name to Aussie flu mother f**ker  :lmao:
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      Reply #15499: Feb 01, 2018 08:10:00 am
      So Keith, mourinho decided not to park the bus for once against one of the top teams? Thought his side could beat Tottenham? Shown up lad! Shown up just how sh*te you really are? Pogba? F**kin yard dog 🐕 Sanchez? Once again shows what I’ve always thought of him,goes missing when the going gets tough? Special one my f***in arse lad you’re sh*te ! Be a 10 man defence when you play us again cos your manager is a shithouse 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

      You need to chill a little  ;D Think the days of parking bus at present gone due to how far City are ahead. Yeah Pogba had a bad game but had more good so can forgive for last nite.  :)  Sanchez will prove a great buy I'm sure of that. Least we didn't pay 75 million for a player yet to prove he's worth that.  ;)

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      Reply #15500: Feb 01, 2018 08:11:53 am
      Sometimes players transfer and just don't look right in the new shirt. Sanchez looked like he was drowning in his tonight. In contrast, Walcott looks every bit an Everton player.

      Yeah I get that with VVD  :D
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      Reply #15501: Feb 01, 2018 08:13:56 am
      I actually watched most the game, think it was around the point he went off I happened to stop watching it but I cant see how he was man of the match. Granted he was working hard to get the ball but he was constantly giving it away cheaply, to the extent it basically became a joke to the commentators. He was almost desperate to not pass it to Rashford and it was clear he was ignoring him when the pass was on more often than not.
      Think Mata had a much better game
      First goal shouldn't of been allowed, that was most certainly a game changer so early in the match.

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