The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

It might do if we win CL 6 times but can't see that happening anytime soon. 

Neither of us have a chance in CL this year. Quarter/semi at best.

I’d take Utd in the semis all day long Keith.

I’d take Utd in the semis all day long Keith.

Bloody hell so would I Scotia, garunteed final if we play you. 

Bloody hell so would I Scotia, garunteed final if we play you. 

Funny. Just what I was thinking 

Funny. Just what I was thinking 

So you thought United make final too, that will do me. 

So you thought United make final too, that will do me. 

I’ll give you the FA Cup final Keith - we’ve taken that one off as we’ll be busy end of May 🤫

I checked their feed because I was sure this had to be a piss take, and it was. Fair fucks to them. A later tweet added that a ginger kid behind the goals eating cheetos and an oddly shaped cloud also assisted in the f**k up, that did make me laugh

But f**k, for all the sh*t we get for dropping points against sh*te teams, Chelsea and United have made a fair habit of it of late! What a great morning, Monday work aint looking so bad today!

Yep, fu**ed after only 3.5 hours sleep having to rock up to work but have had a couple of coffees and remaining awake for now. Thought about not watching game because of my early work start today but know I woulndn't have slept knowing the Boys were playing and I wasn't watching so got up, got stoned, (pre match ritual) and came into work happy as not only did we win but I'm still stoned. 

They had Giggs in the studio during our game looked a proper miserable c**t. But we all know he was is and always will be a c**t just ask his brother.

They had Giggs in the studio during our game looked a proper miserable c**t. But we all know he was is and always will be a c**t just ask his brother.

Don't feel too much sympathy for his brother,  he got booted at at torquay for knicking other players money in the dressing room

Funny. Just what I was thinking 

100% record against that shower in Europe 👍

Don't feel too much sympathy for his brother,  he got booted at at torquay for knicking other players money in the dressing room

I have zero sympathy for him or his brother the sheer fact the guy has the audacity to continue living a high profile media lifestyle is a travesty.

Yep, fu**ed after only 3.5 hours sleep having to rock up to work but have had a couple of coffees and remaining awake for now. Thought about not watching game because of my early work start today but know I woulndn't have slept knowing the Boys were playing and I wasn't watching so got up, got stoned, (pre match ritual) and came into work happy as not only did we win but I'm still stoned. 

Piss edd, hope you get Aussie Flu......... Soz, you're Aussie Flu. 

Piss edd, hope you get Aussie Flu......... Soz, you're Aussie Flu. 

Gah... don't be so wicked. That sh*ts nasty.

Gah... don't be so wicked. That sh*ts nasty.

I know, had it January  Aussie knows I'm joking though. He takes banter very very well. Just like myself all though I have little choice on here anyway. 

The oddest thing that Sanchez miss ,he seemed to just stop for a split second then try again by then it’s to late as the defender gets back to block.

I checked their feed because I was sure this had to be a piss take, and it was. Fair fucks to them. A later tweet added that a ginger kid behind the goals eating cheetos and an oddly shaped cloud also assisted in the F**k up, that did make me laugh

But F**k, for all the sh*t we get for dropping points against sh*te teams, Chelsea and United have made a fair habit of it of late! What a great morning, Monday work aint looking so bad today!

Claiming a few hours later it was sarcasm, but he's talking pure sh*te.

The fella's a freak who does his own kind of weird soccer saturday commenting on United games from his bedroom!!

Don't feel too much sympathy for his brother,  he got booted at at torquay for knicking other players money in the dressing room

F***ing hell, what an awful family. I think we should all just agree to locking the Giggs in a furnace.

Nice to see this thread wake up again Frankly  Yeah he had a bad game today and they parked the bus well. Raf must of had lessons of Mourhino 

They defended well but it was hardly park the bus stuff.

Claiming a few hours later it was sarcasm, but he's talking pure sh*te.

The fella's a freak who does his own kind of weird soccer saturday commenting on United games from his bedroom!!

This one was only a few minutes after that original one:

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/962734780801540097

Not that I care too much either way, but it's bloody embarrassing to me when Liverpool fan pages jump on this sh*t and claim it as proof of united fan stupidity when it's quite clearly sarcasm. Just makes us look bad to be honest. Whether the lad is usually a dumbass, I have no idea - however this was clearly a piss take for me, and a sh*t look when I saw so many LFC pages jumping on and taking the piss out of it.

The oddest thing that Sanchez miss ,he seemed to just stop for a split second then try again by then it’s to late as the defender gets back to block.

Almost like he's second guessing himself amongst other thoughts like 'how the f**k have I ended up as a team mate of Jesse Lingard's'?

Lingard is the ultimate YouTube footballer - you can compile a decent 2 minute highlights package of his goals but aside from that he's f**king w*nk. You feel that Man Utd's issues could be partly solved by getting rid of him entirely. What are his goals worth when his absence will no doubt free up goals elsewhere in the team?

This one was only a few minutes after that original one:

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/962734780801540097

Not that I care too much either way, but it's bloody embarrassing to me when Liverpool fan pages jump on this sh*t and claim it as proof of united fan stupidity when it's quite clearly sarcasm. Just makes us look bad to be honest. Whether the lad is usually a dumbass, I have no idea - however this was clearly a piss take for me, and a sh*t look when I saw so many LFC pages jumping on and taking the piss out of it.

F***ing hell - send this idiot to clown college so he can learn some decent comic routines. Such abject failures at attempts of 'humour' make those tweets even more pathetic. He'd have been better off claiming it was real which judging by the crap he regularly tweets would have been entirely expected. The only people being made to look bad in this failed stunt are the saddos who follow these sort of accounts on twitter and sadly every top club has them. Half expecting this idiot to advertise Brain Force Plus next...

F***ing hell - send this idiot to clown college so he can learn some decent comic routines. Such abject failures at attempts of 'humour' make those tweets even more pathetic. He'd have been better off claiming it was real which judging by the crap he regularly tweets would have been entirely expected. The only people being made to look bad in this failed stunt are the saddos who follow these sort of accounts on twitter and sadly every top club has them. Half expecting this idiot to advertise Brain Force Plus next...

Again, regardless of the quality of tweets the amount of LFC accounts using them thinking they're actual serious is equally as abhorrent. Twitter is such a sh*t show these days. Plenty of LFC accounts are worse, sadly.

Haha that's F***ing special.