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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16020: May 14, 2018 01:55:40 pm
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      Reply #16021: May 14, 2018 02:03:56 pm
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      Reply #16022: May 14, 2018 02:06:20 pm

      That sums up how f**king obsessed they are by everything we do!!

      And how can any actual manc take the piss out of our accent when they literally all sound like this c**t. :laugh:
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      Reply #16023: May 14, 2018 02:10:11 pm

      That sums up how f**king obsessed they are by everything we do!!

      And how can any actual manc take the piss out of our accent when they literally all sound like this c**t. :laugh:

      “....I’ll fookin’ kill meself....”
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16024: May 14, 2018 02:59:31 pm

      He's got a point..  :D

      Please make is happen! (the results... I mean)
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      Reply #16025: May 14, 2018 03:09:37 pm
      That sums up how f**king obsessed they are by everything we do!!

      And how can any actual manc take the piss out of our accent when they literally all sound like this c**t. :laugh:

      He's obviously escaped from some f**king institution or other, see all the bizzies closing in on him when his mad rambling catches on?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16026: May 14, 2018 04:15:58 pm
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      Reply #16027: May 14, 2018 04:19:23 pm
      That sums up how f**king obsessed they are by everything we do!!

      And how can any actual manc take the piss out of our accent when they literally all sound like this c**t. :laugh:

      It was funny watching it  ;D Obviously a deluded c**t that even though our biggest rivals you can't hide the fact it's deserved. Oh by the way! There's obsessed fans both sides of the M62.  :lmao:
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      Reply #16028: May 14, 2018 04:54:26 pm

      It was funny watching it  ;D Obviously a deluded c**t that even though our biggest rivals you can't hide the fact it's deserved. Oh by the way! There's obsessed fans both sides of the M62.  :lmao:

      Everton?
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      Reply #16029: May 14, 2018 04:57:18 pm
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      Reply #16030: May 14, 2018 05:11:58 pm

      It was funny watching it  ;D Obviously a deluded c**t that even though our biggest rivals you can't hide the fact it's deserved. Oh by the way! There's obsessed fans both sides of the M62.  :lmao:

      We're not even on the same level regards obsession Keith.

      Told you before lad, how many songs have you lot sung about us since the 90s when we weren't even playing you!!
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      Reply #16031: May 14, 2018 06:51:57 pm
      We're not even on the same level regards obsession Keith.

      Told you before lad, how many songs have you lot sung about us since the 90s when we weren't even playing you!!

      I think 535 pages says your wrong  lar  ;D I've also lost count the amount of times both sing/chant songs at each other
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      Reply #16032: May 14, 2018 07:28:55 pm
      I think 535 pages says your wrong  lar  ;D I've also lost count the amount of times both sing/chant songs at each other
      Says the manc on an LFC form.
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      Reply #16033: May 14, 2018 07:32:23 pm
      I think 535 pages says your wrong  lar  ;D I've also lost count the amount of times both sing/chant songs at each other
      You can't chant a song. You can chant a phrase. That's heritage.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16034: May 14, 2018 07:39:33 pm
      football has moved on its much more subtle than having a big target man and a couple of wingers. Seems nobody told Maureen he is yesterdays man.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16035: May 14, 2018 09:06:59 pm

      There's more scousers on Redcafe than mancs on here  ;)
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      Reply #16036: May 16, 2018 01:42:31 pm
      I think 535 pages says your wrong  lar  ;D I've also lost count the amount of times both sing/chant songs at each other

      Tbh this was seen as a piss-taking thread back when it was first thought up!!

      You can f**k off with that sing/chants at each other, I'm talking specifically when we don't play each other, you sing about us every f**king game and have done since the 90's "our kid"

      As I said laa obsessed!!

      https://twitter.com/AnfieldFM/status/995992080290754560
       
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      Reply #16037: May 16, 2018 03:51:33 pm
      Tbh this was seen as a piss-taking thread back when it was first thought up!!

      You can f**k off with that sing/chants at each other, I'm talking specifically when we don't play each other, you sing about us every f**king game and have done since the 90's "our kid"

      As I said laa obsessed!!

      https://twitter.com/AnfieldFM/status/995992080290754560
       

      Looks like Keith kicking off whenever it’s said that De Gea is their star player.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16038: May 17, 2018 02:02:24 pm
      Manchester United legend Paddy Crerand told police to 'f*** off' after drink-driving arrest - then gave bizarre excuse for swearing

      Manchester United legend Paddy Crerand told police to 'f*** off' after drink-driving arrest - then gave bizarre excuse for swearing
       
      Two-time First Division winner was pulled over after he crashed into a car close by to his home in Sale, Greater Manchester
       
       
      Manchester United legend Paddy Crerand told police officers to 'f*** off' after he was arrested for drink-driving.
       
      Two-time First Division winner Crerand was pulled over after he crashed into a car close by to his home in Sale, Greater Manchester, in January, a court heard.
       
      The former Scotland international reacted angrily to cops asking him to spell his own name, before excusing himself by claiming he swore due to him 'being Scottish'.
       
      Crerand had “three or four glasses of wine” but insists he only took over the wheel as his wife Noreen has fallen ill.
       
      Thomas Smith, who was the driver of the other car, said in court: “After I asked if he was OK, he started saying, ‘I can’t believe what you have f***ing done’.
       
      “I tried to explain it was my right of way but he didn’t listen.
       
      “He said people are never on this road at this time of night.
       
      “We called police and when they asked for details he eventually said his name. When a female officer asked how to spell it, he said, ‘If they can’t spell it, tell them to f**k off’.”
       
      Crerand: “I probably did use bad language. We use it all the time on the football pitch. If you go to Glasgow, it’s the first thing you hear.”
       
      The ex-midfielder played over 300 times for United as part of the Busby Babes having signed from Celtic.
       
      After retiring in 1971, Crerand was an assistant manager at Old Trafford, boss at Northampton before becoming a regular on MUTV.

      https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-legend-paddy-crerand-12549803
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      Reply #16039: May 17, 2018 02:15:40 pm
      Manchester United legend Paddy Crerand told police to 'f*** off' after drink-driving arrest - then gave bizarre excuse for swearing

      Manchester United legend Paddy Crerand told police to 'f*** off' after drink-driving arrest - then gave bizarre excuse for swearing
       
      Two-time First Division winner was pulled over after he crashed into a car close by to his home in Sale, Greater Manchester
       
       
      Manchester United legend Paddy Crerand told police officers to 'f*** off' after he was arrested for drink-driving.
       
      Two-time First Division winner Crerand was pulled over after he crashed into a car close by to his home in Sale, Greater Manchester, in January, a court heard.
       
      The former Scotland international reacted angrily to cops asking him to spell his own name, before excusing himself by claiming he swore due to him 'being Scottish'.
       
      Crerand had “three or four glasses of wine” but insists he only took over the wheel as his wife Noreen has fallen ill.
       
      Thomas Smith, who was the driver of the other car, said in court: “After I asked if he was OK, he started saying, ‘I can’t believe what you have f***ing done’.
       
      “I tried to explain it was my right of way but he didn’t listen.
       
      “He said people are never on this road at this time of night.
       
      “We called police and when they asked for details he eventually said his name. When a female officer asked how to spell it, he said, ‘If they can’t spell it, tell them to f**k off’.”
       
      Crerand: “I probably did use bad language. We use it all the time on the football pitch. If you go to Glasgow, it’s the first thing you hear.”
       
      The ex-midfielder played over 300 times for United as part of the Busby Babes having signed from Celtic.
       
      After retiring in 1971, Crerand was an assistant manager at Old Trafford, boss at Northampton before becoming a regular on MUTV.

      https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-legend-paddy-crerand-12549803
      Might of been worse!! Could of spit on them.  :f_whistle:
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      Reply #16040: May 17, 2018 02:49:06 pm
      Might of been worse!! Could of spit on them.  :f_whistle:

      He should have just said he was in a hurry due to having just sh*t himself.

      It works for some ;)
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      Reply #16041: May 17, 2018 02:52:54 pm
      He should have just said he was in a hurry due to having just sh*t himself.

      It works for some ;)

      Never been pulled up for drink driving so wouldn't know. Hard to get drunk on red bull and diet coke.  ;D
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      Reply #16042: May 17, 2018 03:04:14 pm
      Never been pulled up for drink driving so wouldn't know. Hard to get drunk on red bull and diet coke.  ;D

      That above was Ferguson's excuse, when he got collared!!
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      Reply #16043: May 17, 2018 03:11:39 pm
      That above was Ferguson's excuse, when he got collared!!

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #16044: May 17, 2018 11:19:35 pm
      Crerrand is a horrible b***ard manc
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      Reply #16045: May 18, 2018 09:06:20 am
      Crerrand is a horrible b***ard manc

      I thought all mancs were horrible bas**rds?.
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      Reply #16046: May 18, 2018 11:13:20 am
      I thought all mancs were horrible bas**rds?.

      Bit harsh Keith but ok ok you win.. they are then

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      Reply #16047: May 18, 2018 11:21:13 am
      I thought all mancs were horrible bas**rds?.

      First time I’ve ever actually agreed with you
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      Reply #16048: May 18, 2018 02:31:33 pm
      Bit harsh Keith but ok ok you win.. they are then

      🗣

       :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16049: May 18, 2018 02:32:38 pm
      First time I’ve ever actually agreed with you

      Well that's a start then.  :D

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