The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

You believe that but will still smack your arse when we play you. 

Hahahahaha not a f***in chance lad 🤣that club is on a serious decline and you f***in know it 😉

Long may Mourinho days continue. I'm all for him, he'll do a great job at Utd. Give him more tine and much more money to spend he will succeed. I'm pleading to the MU board not yo sack him.

Hahahahaha not a f***in chance lad 🤣that club is on a serious decline and you f***in know it 😉

I would honestly tell you if I thought that was the case mate. Premier League is a Marathon not a dash. 3 games in and poor start. Not saying for a second we can win the league coz already said pre season we can't.

It was one defeat and it's being called a crisis on BBC. Pathetic really. They'll still challenge for a top four spot.

They are spolit over the years and thought they can trample over teams and that it is their rights to win everything and that it will last forever. So, a little hiccup becomes a big big crisis. Talking of spoilt brats.

https://twitter.com/MiguelDelaney/status/1034190520996843521

You were right Keith. No chance of resigning. Good news for you (and us) is that he's hunkering down! 

https://twitter.com/MelissaReddy_/status/1034188915643695106

They have massive problems

They look dysfunctional, rudderless. A back four of Shaw, Valencia, Smalling and Lindelof. Wow. It'll take more than £200m to sort that out.

For the first time in a long time, I can say with absolute surety, that we are a much better team than the mancs.

With a much better manager.

" Respect Please ? "   

0 - 3

 

People would call it a thrashing, don't worry it's heritage.

The mancs thought it would last forever.

They could never see a time when a foreigner would ever be in charge. And they could never see a time when they would hire someone who only plays functional football. And they could never see a time when the noisy neighbours would be more successful than them. And they could never see a time when a top 4 spot had to be earned, as it has to be for everyone else. And they can never see a time when it could take them two and a half decades to be back on top, as it took them the last time. So now they think hiring their 4th coach in 5 years is all they have to do, to turn the tide.

You don't have to tell us that mega starts have soon been followed by stumbles. I've seen enough of them down the years at this club. But what we can say is, the last time we won our first three games in a season, we took the title race all the way to the final day.

This.

Never heard him sound so emotional.

https://twitter.com/LFCFansCorner/status/1034194491509485568

Bet he's crying all alone in the showers right now.

Absolute meltdown happening.

That's just a opinion of yours that certainly isn't shared by me and many mancs.

You do share some of those views, you post some of them here, including in the post I quoted. Other mancs may not share all of them, but they share some of them, and more besides.

Less than three years ago, they were selling his scarves outside their ground. Next weekend, they will have some poor unfortunate saddo fly over Turf Moor with a PM for him.

Never heard him sound so emotional.

https://twitter.com/LFCFansCorner/status/1034194491509485568

Bet he's crying all alone in the showers right now.

Love the fact what he is saying has absolutely F**k all to do with Man Utd and is all about him, banging on about his three Premier League titles he won with Chelsea.

The man's a F***ing egomaniac.

You believe that but will still smack your arse when we play you. 

Keep telling yourself that mate if it helps you sleep at night

Rumours say that when he stormed out demanding ‘respect please’, he then turned his back only to reveal soiled trousers as he walked out the press room.

https://twitter.com/mckenzie_colin1/status/1034216568383627264?ref_src=twcamp%5Ecopy%7Ctwsrc%5Eandroid%7Ctwgr%5Ecopy%7Ctwcon%5E7090%7Ctwterm%5E3

https://twitter.com/iano_lfc96/status/1034189512119865344

A Manc manager asking for respect due to past glory.

F***ing beautiful irony, that

The best part about this loss, which has probably been stated plenty already, is he just got spanked 0-3 by a team that made history by making no moves in the Summer. For all his whining about signings and all that, he just got a lesson in the art of football management between the ears.

You believe that but will still smack your arse when we play you. 

I'm such a F***ing cynical b***ard these days that I'm genuinely afraid that we'll be at polar opposites when we play you lot - as in we'll be flying, you lot treading water - but then some F***ing useless c**t like Fellaini will score a scrappy goal in the 89th (after he should have been sent off three times) to steal a point, let alone a win.

I hate my brain sometimes

Wow even by Jose standards that was something else. First manager to go, im putting money on it.

Carlton Pogba will get him out the mess.....mans a machine.

I'll let you know when we're back. 

I'll be standing in the Kop in the Sky by then Keith.


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BTW   An old Dean Martin Song ....

"When the ball hits the net and Mourinho’s upset ....

....  that’s a Moura."

Was at the pictures last night did I miss anything?.