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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17430: Feb 13, 2019 05:49:59 pm

      The 2 players I mentioned, Sterling and Coutinho, actively agitated for a move, behaving like dickheads in the process, did Di Maria do this?


      Yeah there's another one.  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17431: Feb 13, 2019 09:42:39 pm
      Might be old news this one, but just heard how they extended Phil Jones contract to 2022 :D

      The live comedy from the Theatre of Pish continues!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17432: Feb 13, 2019 09:55:02 pm
      Might be old news this one, but just heard how they extended Phil Jones contract to 2022 :D

      The live comedy from the Theatre of Pish continues!

      they must have another Phil Jones it cant be that big carthorse of a defender surely
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17433: Feb 14, 2019 09:46:30 am

      I'm pretty sure Suarez would get a very warm welcome from most fans on his return, yes he behaved like a bit of a dick but he did give us an extra season and almost got us the title, plus he never refused to play or talked sh*t about the club.
      I ask again though Keith did Di Maria actively agitate for a move away or talk crap about Man Utd after leaving, if not then I cannot understand the hostility towards him.
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      Reply #17434: Feb 14, 2019 09:52:56 am
      I'm pretty sure Suarez would get a very warm welcome from most fans on his return, yes he behaved like a bit of a dick but he did give us an extra season and almost got us the title, plus he never refused to play or talked sh*t about the club.
      I ask again though Keith did Di Maria actively agitate for a move away or talk crap about Man Utd after leaving, if not then I cannot understand the hostility towards him.

      Suarez refused to train with the first team. Had to be essentially begged to stay and made up numerous amounts of bollocks to leave

      I'd never doubt his undeniable quality, he is a genius.
      But I don't like him, wouldn't want him back nor would give him a warm welcome

      Unbelievable footballer
      But a tw*t
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17435: Feb 14, 2019 12:11:15 pm
      they must have another Phil Jones it cant be that big carthorse of a defender surely

      The fella we missed out on, and this place probably went into meltdown.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17436: Feb 14, 2019 12:36:44 pm
      P.S.G.     

      Class Act eh? and without two star players.

      Ooops.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17437: Feb 14, 2019 12:40:23 pm
      The fella we missed out on, and this place probably went into meltdown.

      Yep.

      Would have been another one of Kennys British cart horses if we weren’t just beaten to his signature by the Mancs.
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      Reply #17438: Feb 14, 2019 12:43:54 pm
      Yep.

      Would have been another one of Kennys British cart horses if we weren’t just beaten to his signature by the Mancs.

      Would probably have gotten on the pitch more often than the Croatian cart horse though
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17439: Feb 14, 2019 12:44:59 pm

      FYI Keith .....

      Luis stayed on after Stevie asked him to. He could have gone  a season earlier.
      If you saw the devastation with Luis when we blew the title due to someone's stupid f**king tactics then his heart was definitely in the right place.
      He has never slagged us off and has always said that if he ever returned to play in England he could only ever play for us.
      Luis has my respect and admiration.

      As for the other two snivelling little dickheads  Sterling and Coutinho .....
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      Reply #17440: Feb 14, 2019 12:50:02 pm
      FYI Keith .....

      Luis stayed on after Stevie asked him to. He could have gone  a season earlier.
      If you saw the devastation with Luis when we blew the title due to someone's stupid f**king tactics then his heart was definitely in the right place.
      He has never slagged us off and has always said that if he ever returned to play in England he could only ever play for us.
      Luis has my respect and admiration.

      As for the other two snivelling little dickheads  Sterling and Coutinho .....

      Suarez no different to either

      We refused to sell or don't doubt he'd have ended up at Arsenal
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      Reply #17441: Feb 14, 2019 12:55:44 pm
      Suarez no different to either

      We refused to sell or don't doubt he'd have ended up at Arsenal

      Can't recall Suarez refusing to play, can you remind me when he did that, also in his final season he seemed to give 100%, yeah proper scumbag him!!!
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      Reply #17442: Feb 14, 2019 12:58:02 pm
      Can't recall Suarez refusing to play, can you remind me when he did that, also in his final season he seemed to give 100%, yeah proper scumbag him!!!

      Refused to train. Refused to play pre season

      Only got his head down when we said he couldn't go to arsenal but we would let him go abroad the following summer if he got his head down

      He did and he did

      But like I say don't kid yourself, had he been allowed he would have been an Arsenal player

      As I said, unbelievable player.
      Complete cock and never ever in a million years a legend
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17443: Feb 14, 2019 01:39:52 pm
      Suarez refused to train with the first team. Had to be essentially begged to stay and made up numerous amounts of bollocks to leave

      I'd never doubt his undeniable quality, he is a genius.
      But I don't like him, wouldn't want him back nor would give him a warm welcome

      Unbelievable footballer
      But a tw*t

      Fully echo my sentiment. Once in a lifetime player, but a c**t of the highest order. Was so furious when he did that world cup bite incident after we rejected Barcelona's first offer. Pathetic stuff.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17444: Feb 14, 2019 02:16:20 pm
      I'm pretty sure Suarez would get a very warm welcome from most fans on his return, yes he behaved like a bit of a dick but he did give us an extra season and almost got us the title, plus he never refused to play or talked sh*t about the club.
      I ask again though Keith did Di Maria actively agitate for a move away or talk crap about Man Utd after leaving, if not then I cannot understand the hostility towards him.

      Already told you mate not that i can remember re Di Maria, and like i said many players get hostility thrown at them when leaving the club. More so good players which he was and still is. Just never fitted in at United under the manager at the time.

      Suarez is world class but just acted like a c**t most times. Coz he was that good yes i agree some would welcome him back with open hands. Doesn't excuse what he did though. If i was a Liverpool fan i'd say f**k the Judus for orchestrating a move.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17445: Feb 14, 2019 02:18:29 pm
      FYI Keith .....

      Luis stayed on after Stevie asked him to. He could have gone  a season earlier.
      If you saw the devastation with Luis when we blew the title due to someone's stupid f**king tactics then his heart was definitely in the right place.
      He has never slagged us off and has always said that if he ever returned to play in England he could only ever play for us.
      Luis has my respect and admiration.

      As for the other two snivelling little dickheads  Sterling and Coutinho .....

      Some valid points Miro but all im saying is not all fans would agree with you. Im sure at the same time some would welcome back Sterling & Coutinho.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17446: Feb 14, 2019 02:37:50 pm
      Some valid points Miro but all im saying is not all fans would agree with you. Im sure at the same time some would welcome back Sterling & Coutinho.

      OK even if we accept that some fans wouldn't welcome Suarez back and give him a round of applause you have admitted that there is absolutely no reason why Di Maria was treated how he was. For example last Saturday Ibe and Solanke returned to Anfield, both extremely underwhelming players for us but both got a cheer from  the home supporters, as it should be.

      I just find the notion of booing an ex-player who for whatever reason didn't settle or perform well really weird.
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      Reply #17447: Feb 14, 2019 02:54:26 pm
      OK even if we accept that some fans wouldn't welcome Suarez back and give him a round of applause you have admitted that there is absolutely no reason why Di Maria was treated how he was. For example last Saturday Ibe and Solanke returned to Anfield, both extremely underwhelming players for us but both got a cheer from  the home supporters, as it should be.

      I just find the notion of booing an ex-player who for whatever reason didn't settle or perform well really weird.

      Yes course I admit (( from what I remember at the time )) there was no reason why Di Maria should have had a bottle thrown at him under any circumstances really but you'll always get the exception to the rule with some dickhead fans.

      Ibe & Solanke moderate players at best. Fans are more lenient/forgiving with such players as there never going to be world class.

      Suarez had the lot, he had the ability to become a legend had he stayed such was his presents on the pitch and with the fans. They loved him and understandably so. However, with all his antics you can now understand why so many Liverpool fans hate him, he broke their hearts.
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      Reply #17448: Feb 14, 2019 03:17:42 pm

      Nah, that was Torres.
      Anyway. This topic has taken an odd turn.
      Thought I was in "Least favourite player for a moment".
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      Reply #17449: Feb 14, 2019 03:22:11 pm
      Nah, that was Torres.
      Anyway. This topic has taken an odd turn.
      Thought I was in "Least favourite player for a moment".

      Torres another one.  ;D Yeah point taken. Back on subject. Who're those manc tw*ts playing weekend  :f_whistle:  ;D
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      Reply #17450: Feb 14, 2019 04:09:04 pm
      Torres another one.  ;D Yeah point taken. Back on subject. Who're those manc tw*ts playing weekend  :f_whistle:  ;D

      Are you feeling confident about the Chelsea game Keith? I find it impossible to predict that one, you'd expect there to be a reaction from Chelsea after the humiliation last weekend but who knows.
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      Reply #17451: Feb 14, 2019 05:29:23 pm
      Are you feeling confident about the Chelsea game Keith? I find it impossible to predict that one, you'd expect there to be a reaction from Chelsea after the humiliation last weekend but who knows.

      Actually think we have a chance but would be more than happy with a draw. Sarri could be on way out summer the way things are going, Can't see Hazard staying either. Its are only chance of silverware so the lads will be up for it. Forunately Pogba can play so thats a bonus for us. Been a hard draw for United so far, so much for the conspiracy theories were as we get good draws. Must of got mixed up with the noisy neighbors  ;D ;D ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17452: Feb 14, 2019 07:05:46 pm
      Sanchez injured running into a linesman 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ffs like
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17453: Feb 14, 2019 07:34:16 pm
      Would probably have gotten on the pitch more often than the Croatian cart horse though

      Possibly under Kenny.

      Not under Klopp as he regards the Croatian cart horse as you label him world class unfortunately for you.
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      Reply #17454: Feb 14, 2019 07:40:14 pm
      Possibly under Kenny.

      Not under Klopp as he regards the Croatian cart horse as you label him world class unfortunately for you.

      Hardly

      He laughed when told Lovren called himself world class

      Don't blame him
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17455: Feb 14, 2019 09:04:02 pm
      19mill to get rid of Moaninho, that is a LOT of moolah. You'd need to want shot of him pretty bad to pay that much.
      F***ing tosspot - does a sh*te job - moans his head off for months - blames everyone but himself for poor results - then swans off with a truckload of cash.
      Why not arrest him for fraud instead !!
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      Reply #17456: Feb 14, 2019 10:21:30 pm
      19mill to get rid of Moaninho, that is a LOT of moolah. You'd need to want shot of him pretty bad to pay that much.
      F***ing tosspot - does a sh*te job - moans his head off for months - blames everyone but himself for poor results - then swans off with a truckload of cash.
      Why not arrest him for fraud instead !!


      That does include 6 of his back room staff yet still record revenue of £206 million for the quarter so not to shabby really  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17457: Feb 14, 2019 10:28:34 pm
      still record revenue of £206 million for the quarter so not to shabby really  :D

      How much of that goes towards servicing the loans?..
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      Reply #17458: Feb 14, 2019 10:32:20 pm
      19mill to get rid of Moaninho, that is a LOT of moolah. You'd need to want shot of him pretty bad to pay that much.
      F***ing tosspot - does a sh*te job - moans his head off for months - blames everyone but himself for poor results - then swans off with a truckload of cash.
      Why not arrest him for fraud instead !!


      Cheaper than losing Pogba and Martial and then trying to replace them.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17459: Feb 14, 2019 11:01:15 pm
      How much of that goes towards servicing the loans?..

      Good question, don't know the answer.

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