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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      RedWilly
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17975: Aug 04, 2019 09:34:46 pm
      Apparently they have pulled the plug on the Dybala deal due to his lack of interest.

      Sounds very much like the girl you thought you were dating after going for coffee once, really doesn’t see you as anything more than friends and announcing the ‘break up’ to save face after you’ve told all your mates about her :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17976: Aug 05, 2019 01:26:49 pm
      80M for slab head.

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      Reply #17977: Aug 05, 2019 05:33:55 pm
      Could have signed Ake, Koulibaly and many others for less or a similar fee, far better players than this glorified Phil Jones.

      It’s an insult to Virgil that Maguire costs more than him now.

      Panic buy, written all over it.
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      Reply #17978: Aug 05, 2019 06:54:39 pm
      Could have signed Ake, Koulibaly and many others for less or a similar fee, far better players than this glorified Phil Jones.

      It’s an insult to Virgil that Maguire costs more than him now.

      Panic buy, written all over it.

      Haha will slot in seamlessly with the other none-achievers.
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      Reply #17979: Aug 05, 2019 09:35:15 pm
      So the glorified Phil Jones cost basically the same as Virgil, Trent, Matip, Robbo and Gomez combined.

      Wow.
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      Reply #17980: Aug 05, 2019 10:47:05 pm
      Hey Keith has been quiet on these boards of late!
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      Reply #17981: Aug 07, 2019 03:43:34 pm
      And now apparently Erikson has told the mancs to do one :D

      Reminds me of David moyes summer this does, what’s the odds of them re-signing Fellaini :D
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      Reply #17982: Aug 10, 2019 11:25:18 am


      It’s an insult to Virgil that Maguire costs more than him now.

      Panic buy, written all over it.

      Certainly no panic buy KK as was needed. Virgil was considered by many to be too expensive at the time but has gone out to prove he's now worth much more the the 75 million you paid. We can also argue Maguire isn't worth 80 million (( 50 million at most in my book ))  However, he may go on to prove he's a VVD  :f_whistle: :lmao: and then will all be saying money well spent  ;D ;D
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      Reply #17983: Aug 10, 2019 11:28:08 am
      However, he may go on to prove he's a VVD  :f_whistle: :lmao:

      More likely to test positive for VD.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17984: Aug 10, 2019 11:31:16 am
      More likely to test positive for VD.



       :lmao:
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      Reply #17985: Aug 10, 2019 12:19:18 pm
      Certainly no panic buy KK as was needed. Virgil was considered by many to be too expensive at the time but has gone out to prove he's now worth much more the the 75 million you paid. We can also argue Maguire isn't worth 80 million (( 50 million at most in my book ))  However, he may go on to prove he's a VVD  :f_whistle: :lmao: and then will all be saying money well spent  ;D ;D

      Think Van Dijk has already shown he had bags of ability before the move though, certainly more than Maguire has shown IMO.
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      Reply #17986: Aug 10, 2019 01:32:02 pm
      Think Van Dijk has already shown he had bags of ability before the move though, certainly more than Maguire has shown IMO.


      Certainly true, whoever felt that it was worth splashing 80m on the player is the right man making the right decisions to keep the mancs where they are now - second rate club in second rate competitions.
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      Reply #17987: Aug 10, 2019 03:51:26 pm
      Certainly true, whoever felt that it was worth splashing 80m on the player is the right man making the right decisions to keep the mancs where they are now - second rate club in second rate competitions.

      Ole said along the lines of the disruptive players will be gone in the summer, they got rid of 1 player - Lukaku, their top scorer. Genius.
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      Reply #17988: Aug 10, 2019 05:19:33 pm
      Ole said along the lines of the disruptive players will be gone in the summer, they got rid of 1 player - Lukaku, their top scorer. Genius.

      That'll do for me.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17989: Aug 11, 2019 04:46:35 pm
      Looking through that team of the scums today . Lot of sh*te ;D maybe finish top half of the table if their lucky
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      Reply #17990: Aug 11, 2019 04:52:39 pm
      Looking through that team of the scums today . Lot of sh*te ;D maybe finish top half of the table if their lucky

      Yes really not impressive so far, Chelsea not much better.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17991: Aug 11, 2019 04:53:26 pm
      A pen at the toilet.  Usual
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      Reply #17992: Aug 11, 2019 05:24:02 pm
      Don't worry lads you've f**k all to worry about, we're still sh*te. Defensively we look awful, midfield bang average and up top all over the place. Ole needs to go by Christmas as well out of his debt here.
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      Reply #17993: Aug 11, 2019 05:27:43 pm
      Don't worry lads you've f**k all to worry about, we're still sh*te. Defensively we look awful, midfield bang average and up top all over the place. Ole needs to go by Christmas as well out of his debt here.

      Maguire and wan look good but the rest look average defensively. I agree midf
      Don't worry lads you've f**k all to worry about, we're still sh*te. Defensively we look awful, midfield bang average and up top all over the place. Ole needs to go by Christmas as well out of his debt here.

      Not sure many were worried about Utd to be honest Keith.
      I think you've improved the defence though, at least you have half a defence now. 😊
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      Reply #17994: Aug 11, 2019 06:10:23 pm
      Yep, theyve won the league
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      Reply #17995: Aug 11, 2019 06:12:35 pm
      Wow, Chelsea are proper sh*t, making Utd look far better than they are.
      Looking forward to Wednesday now.
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      Reply #17996: Aug 11, 2019 06:52:29 pm
      No doubt the Mancs will think they are going to win the league after that result but in truth all today has proven is what the majority already knew. No Hazard no Chelski.
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      Reply #17997: Aug 11, 2019 07:00:09 pm
      Great stuff Ole. That will surely extend your stay in the Man Utd dugout by a month or so.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17998: Aug 11, 2019 07:22:35 pm
      To think, Chelsea were still unlucky not to score and had more chances.
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      Reply #17999: Aug 11, 2019 09:36:49 pm
      Great stuff Ole. That will surely extend your stay in the Man Utd dugout by a month or so.

      Now don't you start  ;D  I'm betting he's gone by Christmas  :lmao:

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