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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      stuey
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18375: Jan 08, 2020 03:28:13 pm
      Yeah well United have reached a level of consistency with their shiteness but Arsenal reached that point a while back. Haven’t achieved top 4 since 15/16 and looking like another year without it. While they got to the final of the European runners up cup last season, they are currently languishing in 10th place, 4 points behind United.

      Over on the caff they're blaming everything, right down to the ref's whistle.
      They call the players, some who were bad signings, past their best or just scapegoats.
       They blame the manager, who to be fair has inherited a major f**k up compliments of the board, and previous managers.
      They blame the owners whose manageable debt mantra is coming home to roost but was fine and dandy when Ferguson ran a tight ship and the jigsaw meshed.

      Suffice to say things are looking fu**ed down the M62 and long may it continue.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18376: Jan 08, 2020 11:53:29 pm
      May Ole’s reign long continue.



       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18377: Jan 09, 2020 10:29:04 am
      Offered Young a one year contract extension, great news!!
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      Reply #18378: Jan 09, 2020 01:27:05 pm
      Offered Young a one year contract extension, great news!!

      they do like to throw money away don't they
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18379: Jan 09, 2020 03:52:28 pm
      Offered Young a one year contract extension, great news!!

      He's turned it down apparently. Always thought he was a pr**k but not stupid it seems.
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      Reply #18380: Jan 09, 2020 04:20:47 pm
      He's turned it down apparently. Always thought he was a pr**k but not stupid it seems.

      Sinking ship spring to mind
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      Reply #18381: Jan 09, 2020 04:41:30 pm
      They really are a hell of a long way now from where they were, the worst thing for them is that they seem to be getting worse every year instead of better as opposed to teams like Chelsea, Spurs, Wolves, Leicester, even Arsenal who are all improving, although Arsenal is also a long way off at the moment.

      They're in the same position we were in during the 90s.
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      Reply #18382: Jan 09, 2020 04:43:19 pm
      They're in the same position we were in during the 90s.

      more like the 70's and relegation
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18383: Jan 10, 2020 01:27:36 pm

      We're on the road to nowhere.
      « Last Edit: Jan 10, 2020 01:32:02 pm by stuey »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18384: Jan 10, 2020 03:48:44 pm
      Ole ‘ burning down the house’that fergie built.
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      Reply #18385: Jan 16, 2020 08:37:40 pm
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51142447 - Young is moving to Inter, I wonder if there's more or less pigeons there than in Manchester?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18386: Jan 17, 2020 01:47:11 am



       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18387: Jan 17, 2020 09:12:01 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18388: Jan 17, 2020 09:22:36 am
      Ole ‘ burning down the house’that fergie built.

      By the time Fergie retired the house was already crumbling at the foundations, full of damp and needed a complete rewiring job & insulation.

      The side that he left Moyes was absolutely dire, how he managed to win the title with it just shows how much of a good manager he was

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18389: Jan 17, 2020 03:45:52 pm
      See them clucking about their front 3 having scored 1 more goal than ours, despite playing more games as their front 3 have been playing League cup and FA Cup.

      Whatever skewed stats suit the narrative I guess. I’m sure our front 3 will be incredibly bothered by this whilst having 2 trophies this season, at the top of the league and in the CL.
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      Reply #18390: Jan 17, 2020 03:49:31 pm
      See them clucking about their front 3 having scored 1 more goal than ours, despite playing more games as their front 3 have been playing League cup and FA Cup.

      Whatever skewed stats suit the narrative I guess. I’m sure our front 3 will be incredibly bothered by this whilst having 2 trophies this season, at the top of the league and in the CL.

      The sign of a great team is goals coming from all the players, that's what United used to have and what we have now.
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      Reply #18391: Jan 17, 2020 06:47:09 pm
      See them clucking about their front 3 having scored 1 more goal than ours, despite playing more games as their front 3 have been playing League cup and FA Cup.

      Whatever skewed stats suit the narrative I guess. I’m sure our front 3 will be incredibly bothered by this whilst having 2 trophies this season, at the top of the league and in the CL.

      Yeah, it was mentioned a few pages back. I guess they need something to be proud of! :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18392: Jan 17, 2020 10:34:56 pm
      Don’t know what’s stranger, the fact someone actually paid to sign Ashley Young or that United named Maguire captain. Surely should have been De Gea? I mean he only carried them for years...
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      Reply #18393: Jan 19, 2020 08:32:44 pm
      Keep feeding Lukey Shaw them burgers!!! :)
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      Reply #18394: Jan 19, 2020 08:40:31 pm
      Keep feeding Lukey Shaw them burgers!!! :)
       

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      Reply #18395: Jan 19, 2020 08:46:21 pm
      Keep feeding Lukey Shaw them burgers!!! :)

      I had a United fan say James reminded them of Giggs, he got upset when I said Shaw reminded me of Greggs.
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      Reply #18396: Jan 19, 2020 08:46:46 pm

      He just seems to always have cramp, that damn McDonalds secret sauce !!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18397: Jan 19, 2020 08:52:47 pm
      Oh dear.

      The Perch quote will kill Ferguson by alcoholic poisoning !


      Whats  our net spend £70 mill.

      What was theirs ?

      16 points ahead plus the Hammers in hand.
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      Reply #18398: Jan 19, 2020 11:32:35 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18399: Jan 20, 2020 06:18:17 pm


      Was Oli at the wheel?

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