The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Keith mate.

Forgot to mention that Milton Keynes shopping centre has a Saxon Gate.
Now if that isn't rubbing it in if you are a Viking.

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Cant get the sobbing effects for you Exiled .....perhaps raping and pillaging would suffice ?

Keep wearing that kit you lads wearing tonite and it could happen. It's F***ing awful. 

Well  Do i call it smash & grab? The great escape 

God we're F***ing awful.  You lads must be loving it. Hopefully sack Ole in the morning 

I can’t  believe I predicted them to finish 3rd or 4th at the beginning of the season... play like that and they’ll be lucky to get 8th...

Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton, Wolves and even Tottenham are easily better than them from the teams I see getting the slots after 1st and 2nd and a few more have a say in that convo I’d say.

I can’t  believe I predicted them to finish 3rd or 4th at the beginning of the season... play like that and they’ll be lucky to get 8th...

 

This is what Ole does  Leads us all into a false sense of security  when he wins 7/8 games on the bounce with attacking football but then forgets we don't have a defence due to his inept tactics. 

This is what Ole does  Leads us all into a false sense of security  when he wins 7/8 games on the bounce with attacking football but then forgets we don't have a defence due to his inept tactics. 

I can’t even see you getting those random 7/8 game streaks though this season, looks like the teams performance as a while is started to affect your forwards... apart from the goal Rashford looked rubbish, I mean he got me a goal in FPL, but he’ll be getting traded out for Son or someone 😂

Chelsea losing to West Brom, and the funny thing is, had Kepa been playing, he’d have probably saved that one 😂

I can’t even see you getting those random 7/8 game streaks though this season, looks like the teams performance as a while is started to affect your forwards... apart from the goal Rashford looked rubbish, I mean he got me a goal in FPL, but he’ll be getting traded out for Son or someone 😂

Chelsea losing to West Brom, and the funny thing is, had Kepa been playing, he’d have probably saved that one 😂

Me neither,  watching United play i get the feeling the players now realise Ole not the man to take us to the next level. All though they haven't down tools you can see the way their playing. Theres  just no fire in players stomachs, no intensity in the way their playing..

I'm pretty sure music to yours ears though mate 

Me neither,  watching United play i get the feeling the players now realise Ole not the man to take us to the next level. All though they haven't down tools you can see the way their playing. Theres  just no fire in players stomachs, no intensity in the way their playing..

I'm pretty sure music to yours ears though mate 

Has much as I take joy in United being absolutely dire, I also don’t think there is a bigger rivalry in world football between you and us, and as long as we finish above you, I’d rather be battling you guys instead of City, because the last few years the games between us have slowly seemed to lose that importance and all stakes feel to them.

Has much as I take joy in United being absolutely dire, I also don’t think there is a bigger rivalry in world football between you and us, and as long as we finish above you, I’d rather be battling you guys instead of City, because the last few years the games between us have slowly seemed to lose that importance and all stakes feel to them.

Sadly very true and i can only hope the tide will turn eventually.

Well  Do i call it smash & grab? The great escape 

God we're f**king awful.  You lads must be loving it. Hopefully sack Ole in the morning 

Doesn't matter. Three points is three points. Never mind the manner of it. You go back and reorganise yourselves. It's like you gained a first down in NFL. You've moved forward, tackle your next play and do it all over again. There's time to think about things. You just need to improve against stronger opponents.

Not hoping for the best here.

sh*te again but also stuffy again

Doesn't matter. Three points is three points. Never mind the manner of it. You go back and reorganise yourselves. It's like you gained a first down in NFL. You've moved forward, tackle your next play and do it all over again. There's time to think about things. You just need to improve against stronger opponents.

Not hoping for the best here.

The manner in the way we win is important though Ruth. Impossible to get in top 4 the way we're playing and don't want to be lucky all the time. I want to be able to say we deserved the win but that's far from the truth.

If it was just the odd game or so I'd agree but with Ole at the wheel it's never happening even with 11 world class players in front of him he'd still struggle to win anything sadly.

Well  Do i call it smash & grab? The great escape 

God we're f**king awful.  You lads must be loving it. Hopefully sack Ole in the morning 

I hope Pochettino gets a Managerial Job just before Ole gets sacked. 

I hope Pochettino gets a Managerial Job just before Ole gets sacked. 

Your a bitter sweet Aussie mother f**ker Ian 

Sick sick sick 

I hope Pochettino gets a Managerial Job just before Ole gets sacked. 

Would it worry you if we got Poch?  Do you rate him?

Would it worry you if we got Poch?  Do you rate him?

Not so much worry Keith, even with Poch I doubt Munts would ever surpass us, he would make you a better side with a proper system, might take him a few seasons tho, and I’m not sure your fan base will afford him the time to build it,
As each season that passes with us above you the pressure builds as will the disappointment, eventually the board would crack under pressure from the fans and the management merry go round starts again, don’t forget your noisy neighbours, Cant see them going anywhere either , you never know mate, you could end up with Pep, he won’t be at Citeh by then  !



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Would it worry you if we got Poch?  Do you rate him?

He will be better then Ole that's for sure mate. I watched your game, how that lad on the left flank missed 5 chances to bury you is beyond me and anyone who says WB is better then TAA  (not saying you do) needs to be shot, because he is sh*t. He may have pace but he was no where near that fella, can't believe he didn't make u pay over and over again for not manning him up.

Anyways I like Poch, seems like a likeable character whereas with Ole you just want to punch him in that Bambi face of his!

He will be better then Ole that's for sure mate. I watched your game, how that lad on the left flank missed 5 chances to bury you is beyond me and anyone who says WB is better then TAA  (not saying you do) needs to be shot, because he is sh*t. He may have pace but he was no where near that fella, can't believe he didn't make u pay over and over again for not manning him up.

Anyways I like Poch, seems like a likeable character whereas with Ole you just want to punch him in that Bambi face of his!

None of my United mates think WB is better than TAA but you'll always get those that wear rose tinted glasses who say he is. I just keep wide birth of those type of  fans as clearly F***ing deluded 

Will you still like Poch if he comes to OT though. 

Not so much worry Keith, even with Poch I doubt Munts would ever surpass us, he would make you a better side with a proper system, might take him a few seasons tho, and I’m not sure your fan base will afford him the time to build it,
As each season that passes with us above you the pressure builds as will the disappointment, eventually the board would crack under pressure from the fans and the management merry go round starts again, don’t forget your noisy neighbours, Cant see them going anywhere either , you never know mate, you could end up with Pep, he won’t be at Citeh by then  !

I mean, they have already given Ole plenty of time, probably more than he deserves, so they might do the same for Poch, who is actually a good coach.

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None of my United mates think WB is better than TAA but you'll always get those that wear rose tinted glasses who say he is. I just keep wide birth of those type of  fans as clearly f**king deluded 

Will you still like Poch if he comes to OT though. 

No, he will then become a Manc c**t, so no!!! 

No, he will then become a Manc C**t, so no!!! 

Well that double standards as I know you like me and Im a Manc  c**t. 

Leipzig and P.S.G.  eh Keith ?

Ole at the wheel .....

Leipzig and P.S.G.  eh Keith ?

Ole at the wheel .....

You know as well as I do mate we're only making up the numbers this year. If we get through the first stages that will be a success.  However, under no circumstance do we want Europa football.

You lads got a good draw.

Nil Desperandum Keith.

Never Despair.

Ole has all those mega transfers in place mate.