The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

You lads must be laughing your socks off at our summer panic buys  Christ its embarrssing whats going on in the boardroom along with no doubt Ole involved in the signings. 

We now sign a OAP in Cavani that nobody wanted and lets be honest he's not coming to Manchester United because we're who we are (( Or at least was )) its merely based on we will pay him the most wages. 

Can only hope he does a Zlatan  for a year or so but certainly won't be holding my breath. 

Another year without a decent trophy looking very likely. 

You lads must be laughing your socks off at our summer panic buys  Christ its embarrssing whats going on in the boardroom along with no doubt Ole involved in the signings. 

We now sign a OAP in Cavani that nobody wanted and lets be honest he's not coming to Manchester United because we're who we are (( Or at least was )) its merely based on we will pay him the most wages. 

Can only hope he does a Zlatan  for a year or so but certainly won't be holding my breath. 

Another year without a decent trophy looking very likely. 

That ye have signed Cavani after the Falcao and Sanchez debacles sums up Woodward and your owners in a nutshell.

Clueless and desperate with no plan or vision.

That ye have signed Cavani after the Falcao and Sanchez debacles sums up Woodward and your owners in a nutshell.

Clueless and desperate with no plan or vision.

They're probably hoping it turns out more like the Ibra signing instead.

Looks like the fans are not all that impressed with the men's squad

https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-united/story/4201813/uswnt-pressheath-man-united-jerseys-outsell-men-in-first-three-days

And the 7-2 ? 

An off day!!

Harry Maguire's dream season continues on.

Just read that a Manc has started a petition to carry Maguires international ban into premier league 

Quote from Ole about Bruno Fernandes, being unhappy. He probably didn't meant this like it sounds, but he said: "He’s not used to losing league games but welcome to Manchester United – this is what happens."

 

This sux, again I can't come in here and laugh at them as I'm too distraught with VVD's injury!

Oh f**k it..................


Just seen a poll going around on FB



 

United debt up 133% and reported loss of 23M.

It is smart to be conservative in spending until this covid thing plays out.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-united/story/4213844/man-united-financial-results-debt-up-133revenue-downlosses-of-232m-amid-covid-19

United debt up 133% and reported loss of 23M.

It is smart to be conservative in spending until this covid thing plays out.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-united/story/4213844/man-united-financial-results-debt-up-133revenue-downlosses-of-232m-amid-covid-19

It won't affect the way they do business one bit.

Incredible stuff from Rashford. Football is football, life is life Well played lad

Give Marcus Rashford player of the year now!

Will also be funny, whenever the crowd's are back and we play Utd and they start with "Feed the Scousers" and we respond with "One Marcus Rashford, there's only one Marcus Rashford"

https://twitter.com/xxx/status/1320068384550248448?s=09

They’re back! (Again.)

They’re back! (Again.)

Impossible to knock that performance so no one will be laughing tonite.    Couldn't work out if we played well against PSG or they played bad. However, tonite there's no doubting they played well. Why the F**k can't Ole find consistency 

judging by their recent Bundes league performance Leibzig are a good team

Impossible to knock that performance so no one will be laughing tonite.    Couldn't work out if we played well against PSG or they played bad. However, tonite there's no doubting they played well. Why the f**k can't Ole find consistency 

Because the squad is still too imbalanced. It is designed for counter attacking which can come undone when you face teams that are happy to take a point.
Personally I think under OGS you will become a good cup team (like we were under Houllier and Benitez) where we just came short in a title challenge but did well in one off cup games.

Because the squad is still too imbalanced. It is designed for counter attacking which can come undone when you face teams that are happy to take a point.
Personally I think under OGS you will become a good cup team (like we were under Houllier and Benitez) where we just came short in a title challenge but did well in one off cup games.

It's unbalanced because Ole inept with tactics/formations. Being good cup team simply not good enough. These recent good wins not doing Poch any favours.

We will never be a great side under Ole, just average at best with the occasional good run like he has in last two CL games.

He's been in charge for basically 2 full years but when you watch Man U you don't get the sense they are building something and improving but rather just "there".

He's been in charge for basically 2 full years but when you watch Man U you don't get the sense they are building something and improving but rather just "there".

Sadly all but true.

Impossible to knock that performance so no one will be laughing tonite.    Couldn't work out if we played well against PSG or they played bad. However, tonite there's no doubting they played well. Why the f**k can't Ole find consistency 

Yes very good performance, Man Utd so reminds me of us about 6-7 years ago, capable of brilliant performances but totally inconsistent.