The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

I expect utd to play out of their skins and get something from this...more Ederson fuckups would be funny

I expect utd to play out of their skins and get something from this...more Ederson fuckups would be funny

Nah Citeh have an excess of skill in all departments, they will stifle them and eliminate the Ronaldo threat, the factor that has saved their bacon this season.

I’ll take a draw but if City cannot beat that team, it’s laughable.

I’ll take a draw but if City cannot beat that team, it’s laughable.

Derby Day and Im dreading it, how the mighty have fallen. 

Three at the back - brave.

thought UTD have done well of late against City under Ole .Its great to watch a game where any result is a result.

Derby Day and Im dreading it, how the mighty have fallen. 

Less of a fall, but a slide, we did it, Arsenal did it, Leeds did it. The problem with you guys is that you keep spending big to hide the cracks.
Ronaldo seems cheap at £15m(?) but his wages sure as hell make up for that. VDB sits in the stands, Sancho, where's he? and that lad Sanchez costly isn't in it. Oh Maguire £80m.

They need to stop getting expensive INDIVIDUAL players, and look at the long term team players, oh, get a decent manager who's done stuff with out money. But that's not the Utd way.

I remember a Spitting Image sketch with Ron Atkinson in a corner shop, he asked how much a cigar was, 20 pence was the answer, he offered £50, nothing has changed I guess.

Citeh 1 up.

would love a draw here.

We shall see if Ronaldo still has it in him to turn this around.

Less of a fall, but a slide, we did it, Arsenal did it, Leeds did it. The problem with you guys is that you keep spending big to hide the cracks.
Ronaldo seems cheap at £15m(?) but his wages sure as hell make up for that. VDB sits in the stands, Sancho, where's he? and that lad Sanchez costly isn't in it. Oh Maguire £80m.

They need to stop getting expensive INDIVIDUAL players, and look at the long term team players, oh, get a decent manager who's done stuff with out money. But that's not the Utd way.

I remember a Spitting Image sketch with Ron Atkinson in a corner shop, he asked how much a cigar was, 20 pence was the answer, he offered £50, nothing has changed I guess.

What's gone on with Sanchez is embarrassing. Ole's pursued him for two years and not playing the formation he bought him for. Now I know he's got off to a bad start but give up trying to work out Ole's motives

We shall see if Ronaldo still has it in him to turn this around.

Nearly 

Abu Dhabi should be up 3 already.

would love a draw here.

Looking like a strong possibility. When you miss chances the way City has it usually comes back to bite you.

Abu Dhabi should be up 3 already.

Up by one. Then we should take into account Ronaldo’s left foot volley and near post strike tbf.

Looking like a strong possibility. When you miss chances the way City has it usually comes back to bite you.

Thanks to  DeGea it's only 0-1

Citeh 2 up HT

#olein

Thanks to  DeGea it's only 0-1

No thanks. Another goalkeeping slip.

Absolute sh*te from De Gea.

Absolute sh*te from De Gea.

And the defense before that. The ball should have never made it to the far post but De Gea’s positioning was dire.

No thanks. Another goalkeeping slip.

No I disagree on on yours and Neville comments, it was more Shaws fault for leaving it.

No I disagree on on yours and Neville comments, it was more Shaws fault for leaving it.

But the ball was so near David he could’ve saved it? With a bit of anticipation? Do you think he was really caught in no man’s land?

I thought he could’ve done a bit more regardless of Shaw.