The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Mirror today going on about Ronaldo having a bi*ch fit wanting the manager situation sorted.

Utterly predictable. I knew it was a disaster signing the moment Rio grinned his smug ' we've got this in the bag and everything is going to be good,' I grinned broader, confident it would F**k up their genuine young talent.

Utterly predictable. I knew it was a disaster signing the moment Rio grinned his smug ' we've got this in the bag and everything is going to be good,' I grinned broader, confident it would F**k up their genuine young talent.

I love how they binned Dan James off after spending a whole year listening to commentators going on about him being the next Ryan Giggs, then they fu**ed him off for the aging Princess Ronaldo.

Strong lineup for both Villa and Utd tonight, not messing around, even without Ronaldo and Coutinho in starting XIs.
Am sure SG would love to get a result tonight.

Strong lineup for both Villa and Utd tonight, not messing around, even without Ronaldo and Coutinho in starting XIs.
Am sure SG would love to get a result tonight.

Can’t see it tonight. United need a reaction and it’s their last hope for silverware.
3-0 maybe.

Can’t see it tonight. United need a reaction and it’s their last hope for silverware.
3-0 maybe.

They were lucky to win 1-0. Still utter sh*te and outplayed by Villa.

They were sooooooo lucky.
I think Stevie is doing a good job there. Nice Umschaltspiel, very effective Gegenpressing. A little bit like Dortmund under Jürgen around 2010.
I he will ever succeed him, I think he is on the right way. 

They were sooooooo lucky.
I think Stevie is doing a good job there. Nice Umschaltspiel, very effective Gegenpressing. A little bit like Dortmund under Jürgen around 2010.
I he will ever succeed him, I think he is on the right way. 

English please?

English please?

Sorry, thought it would be international nowadays....
Umschaltspiel = switching game
Gegenpressing = counter-pressing

Sorry, thought it would be international nowadays....
Umschaltspiel = switching game
Gegenpressing = counter-pressing

Yeh c'mon Keith everyone knows that.........not.
 

Yeh c'mon Keith everyone knows that.........not.
 

Sorry bit behind the ears but I am a manc. 

English please?

ffs
he is doing boss la

English please?

Sorry, thought it would be international nowadays....
Umschaltspiel = switching game
Gegenpressing = counter-pressing

Hahahaha taking the piss out of a manc after 10 posts, I like this cat!!

ffs
he is doing boss la

Hahahaha taking the piss out of a manc after 10 posts, I like this cat!!

Fook sake don’t you two start. 

Fook sake don’t you two start. 

Okay, somehow we did. But Keith, you now got a German manager too. So you have to learn some German football phrases.
I´ll help you. Here´s your homework.

Seitfallzieher
Teilkreis am Strafraum
Schwalbenkönig
Arschkarte
Zeitspiel
Blutgrätsche

Good luck

Okay, somehow we did. But Keith, you now got a German manager too. So you have to learn some German football phrases.
I´ll help you. Here´s your homework.

Seitfallzieher
Teilkreis am Strafraum
Schwalbenkönig
Arschkarte
Zeitspiel
Blutgrätsche

Good luck

 

Nice impact Phil had tonight. 1 scorer, 1 goal, quite close to make the winner...
Maybe it would have been worth a second or third thought to get him back to anfield.

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1482730015791976449

it seems even a good away at a difficult place like Brentford cant bring harmony with Ronaldo having an hissy fit.

it seems even a good away at a difficult place like Brentford cant bring harmony with Ronaldo having an hissy fit.

Was funny watching Ragnick have to have a word with him. Deffo telling him to stop being an egotistical pr**k.

Interedting after the chat Robaldo moved off the step and went to actual seat in technical area

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1486094392486404101

Get Mason Greenwood in the f**king jug.

C**t

https://twitter.com/erlingtxt/status/1487686418285555713?t=-Vol-pJCeWL9pJTIMl0PMg&s=19

https://twitter.com/ranny_ft/status/1487676418830053381?t=vzHcR-ki2kiMhjeKfQelOg&s=19

Get Mason Greenwood in the f**king jug.

C**t

https://twitter.com/erlingtxt/status/1487686418285555713?t=-Vol-pJCeWL9pJTIMl0PMg&s=19

https://twitter.com/ranny_ft/status/1487676418830053381?t=vzHcR-ki2kiMhjeKfQelOg&s=19

Ronaldos influence rubbng off already . In all seriousness he will be in a lot of trouble

There's a term for forcing someone to have sex with you that they seem to be skating around.