The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

https://x.com/TransferSector/status/1787911770083823656

Errr.... he said Tuchel, you're obviously thinking of Emery......

F**k 🤦‍♂️😂

https://x.com/TransferSector/status/1787911770083823656

Make.

It.

Happen!

Serial winner southgate 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bring it on.

Jokes aside, Southgate would be the perfect fit for them to take them back to where they wanna be. He's got the charisma, the charm, the elegance, that winning formula that no England manager has seen in the last 60 years. He's basically a generational manager.




































 

Serial winner southgate 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bring it on.

I'll have you know he has won some games.

Jokes aside, Southgate would be the perfect fit for them to take them back to where they wanna be. He's got the charisma, the charm, the elegance, that winning formula that no England manager has seen in the last 60 years. He's basically a generational manager.



 

I'll have you know he has won some games.

Is he a younger version of Woy  in disguise 

Serial winner southgate 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bring it on.

Play on words I know, but is that Weetabix or Corn Flakes.   

Play on words I know, but is that Weetabix or Corn Flakes.   

Very good 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6KjGNhe264

 Please bring in Southgate 

Please bring in Southgate 

If what we read is true looking odds on. 🤦‍♂️

When Southgate gets announced. I'll celebrate like we've won the quadruple 

If what we read is true looking odds on. 🤦‍♂️

I'm no England fan..far from it, but what's behind all this Southgate vitriol?.....Surely he's no worse than what you have now.

I'm no England fan..far from it, but what's behind all this Southgate vitriol?.....Surely he's no worse than what you have now.

....and therein lies the problem (for Utd) 

Erik ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing your ID."

Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows I am Erik Ten Hag."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Ten Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”

When Southgate gets announced. I'll celebrate like we've won the quadruple 

But you’ve never won it so how would you know. 

I'm no England fan..far from it, but what's behind all this Southgate vitriol?.....Surely he's no worse than what you have now.

I’ve no idea Longy and hoping the media stories are incorrect, I’m not much of an England fan but that’s mainly because the way Safegate plays his system. Certainly isn’t attractive to watch and with the current England side ( world class ) I think we’re under achieving. Had Pep or Klopp been in charge I think we would be great to watch and would follow them more.

Erik ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing your ID."

Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows I am Erik Ten Hag."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Ten Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”

You’re a kunt.   

I'm no England fan..far from it, but what's behind all this Southgate vitriol?.....Surely he's no worse than what you have now.

As the youth like to say currently...he's Mid.

Not bad, not great. Just right in the middle, nothing to get excited about.

Christ?? City win today to go top. Not often I want United to lose but sadly that’s the case tomorrow if it means staying ahead of the noisy neighbours 🤮🤮🤮

Christ?? City win today to go top. Not often I want United to lose but sadly that’s the case tomorrow if it means staying ahead of the noisy neighbours 🤮🤮🤮

No longer arsed about City winning four, infact I want them to win the league ahead of Arsenal. I can't F***ing stand Arteta and the shameless Arsenal supporters.

No longer arsed about City winning four, infact I want them to win the league ahead of Arsenal. I can't F***ing stand Arteta and the shameless Arsenal supporters.

I don’t like Lego head either. It’s a lose lose for me so it’s a case a lesser of the two evils 🤦‍♂️ I am arsed about City doing a 4 timer. 🤮🤮🤮  the Arsenal fans appear to be really bad from what I’ve read and seen on tv, just glad I don’t live in London so won’t see that much of it.