Players that are Ugly Enough to Play for manchester united

I'll start the ball rolling.

Carlos Puyol

You have got me trawling in my head through my pannini football albums;
Ian dawes and ian ormandroyd. Martin Keown (villa days especially). Micky Gynn. Gary Waddock. Simon Bumstead. The chavtastic Colin West...too many nightmares caused by them and many others from 80's Pannini sticker albums!

Scott Gemmill.

Cheers Ross. A bit slow this thread. Thought it would rocket.

People, I want you to think Luke Chadwick kind of ugly (although why anyone that pays to host content would want to host this pic is totally way beyond me! Remember people, this picture is costing them money every day).

Nobby Stiles



Davie Dodds



Iain Dowie

God yes, to Davie Dodds and Iain Dowie!!

How's about

Matt Le Tissier

God yes, to Davie Dodds and Iain Dowie!!

How's about

Matt Le Tissier

Hilarious isn't it mate? But look at the link...

http://www.all-about-forensic-psychology.com/images/leeds-united-matt-le-tissier.jpg

And it gets funnier still!

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Franck Ribery. Actually, isn't he linked with United? 

f***in hell. He looks like gary and phil neville had a kid, doesn't he? Seriously!

Neville Family Tree

Manure should sign tevez and ribery...imagine their bromance goal celebrations with rooney and scholes...MOTD would have to have an 18 certificate rating to show that...give kids nightmares!

He really does fit the bill

Neville Family Tree

His father is his brother...no dont go there

What about Ronaldinho.