Saying's that stick in your head

Compare the Merekat is doin' my head in

Simples.  

"Im sweating more than a peadophile in a playground" - My best mate after a work out... which usually is walking to the pub

As for football, the one that still sticks in my head is still Andy Gray v Olympiakos "OHHH YOOU BEAUTY!!! WHAT A HIT SON, WHAT A HIT!!"
"You dont need me to explain this, let the pictures tell ya everything" Love it

'For the sake of argument' always baffles me. If you want to argue, just F***ing argue. Don't hide behind that statement like you're schizophrenic and it's someone else arguing.

 Ferguson to the press and anyone else who would listen to him----RAFA insulted big fat Sam after we went 2 goals up against Blackburn.What a joke.

Ones that  I have grew up with

every days a school day you learn something new every day

look after the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves

famous football quote

Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.

and as my mate says "I'll F**k anything that moves and if it doesn't move I'll F**k it till it does"

Me an a mate on holiday walking past a guy and a girl, and they seemed to be in deep discussion (from my glimpse at them) then the girl just screams 'SAVE THE BANANA'

To which we just burst into laughter!!

Was a few years back but sticks in my head and I think of it every time I see a banana!

Some guy at a party last night wouldn't stop saying"look on the bright side mate" :f_steam:felt like screaming

Speak of the devil, and you stand on his tail

One of my all time favourites
 
Comes from the film Snatch

Brick Top

Do you know what "nemesis" means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me.

or another from the same film

Turkish: F**k me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection Turkish.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

..... as 9 bears.. me and my m8s on holiday said it non stop!!. One of my m8s claimed that it works in every sentence so we just started putting it on the end of everything. Im hungry as 9 bears. .. Im tired as 9 bears. That chair is comfy as 9 bears. Weird boys we really are...

"Don't let the bed bugs bite!"- that used to scare the sh*t out of me!!!

An older guy once gave me this gem - "By the time you are good enough, I will be too old". Can be applied to just about anything.

Others:

You dont need a long neck to be a goose
I'll hit you that many times with a right you'll be begging for a left
Dont dip your spoon into the office coffee - referring to sleeping with work mates
Its hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys
Full as a centipedes sock drawer - after a big meal

I'm tellin'me mam!