Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but they bounce back the year after and win la liga and the champions league for 10 years straight!

I wish I had a private Jet!

Granted but then crashes fortunately you get of it 100% alive.

I wish i could be bothered to pee.

Granted, but you notice your urine is red.

I wish the Liverpool game would start already.

Granted, but we get thrashed 4 zip and Stevie and Nando pick up serious injuries! (Perish the thought)

I wish Australia wins the Ashes 2-1

Granted - but the ashes are blown away when someone opens the container to admire them

I wish LFC could get new owners who can actually spell football correctly.

Granted but they spell soccer instead.

I wish I could have a curry every day.

Granted but then you need 20 shits a day.

I wish i was the richest man in the world and could buy Liverpool.

Granted, but you get out bid by Man Shitty

I wish I could never get Ill.

Granted, but you will be poor forever and live on the streets. 

I wish i had a lifetime supply of make-up! 

Granted, but you will be poor forever and live on the streets. 

I wish I had a lifetime supply of make-up! 

Granted, but as you obviously don't need it, I hope you find a better man than anyone on here.

Granted, but the man ends up having commitment phobia!

I wish I could successfully partner Stevie in midfield to capture Premiership at long last.

Granted but then you get sold to Man united alongside Scholes.

I wish my stomach would stop rumbling.

Granted, but then your arse starts to rumble instead!

I wish ManUre would get relegated.

Granted but it's only on FIFA '09


I wish i had a really rather large.........















Lottery win

Granted but then you invest it all on Newcastle and lose all your money.

I wish i would be offered a contract with Liverpool in pes09 become a legend

But for your PES09 disc to snap breaking the ps3 aswell.

Would love for his girlfriend to buy him a new Range Rover sport.

Granted but it's a small die cast model.



I wish my beard was considerably more splendid.

Granted but infested with Fleas.

I wish that I was on my Beach Holiday now.

Granted but it's in Skegness.


I wish it was the start of the season tomorrow.

Granted but it's the dogging season.

I wish that Kate Moss was naked in my room now.

Granted but it's the dogging season.

I thought that was 365 days a year?

Granted but it's the dogging season.

I wish that Kate Moss was naked in my room now.

Granted , but then she realises she's in the wrong room and immediately puts on he clothes and leaves

I wish my school was less strict

Granted but then you get shipped out to a boys school
I wish the yanks would go crazy and give Rafa 100m to spend on players