The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

Hatrick No 2

FFS they'll be trying to outdo our 9-0 today...

Hatrick No 2

Complete forward playing for the complete team.
I said at the beginning of the season we would be closer to third than we would be to first.
They have no weaknesses.

It was only a matter of time before city turned this league into the bundesliga or Ligue 1 and I think that time is now....

Don't think Mo will be anywhere near the golden Boot. He's been spluttering since the afcon finished. This lad ... I said he'd get 40 plus. Wouldn't be surprised if he got 50 in all comps as they will go deep in every competition. Look at his age .... frightening.

He's the sort of player we will never sign. But can you imagine .....

Complete forward playing for the complete team.
I said at the beginning of the season we would be closer to third than we would be to first.
They have no weaknesses.

It was only a matter of time before city turned this league into the bundesliga or Ligue 1 and I think that time is now....

They do have a weakness in defence but such  talent up front it will make up for their mistakes at the back.

18 league goals already... we had a 9-0 victory and they are still almost on double our GD... Premier League about to become a farmers league unfortunately.

They are playing their kids now with 20 mins to go in a PL game because they are so comfortable.

They are playing their kids now with 20 mins to go in a PL game because they are so comfortable.

To be fair we done that too last time out. Admittedly, I can’t see us doing it again anytime soon.

To be fair we done that too last time out. Admittedly, I can’t see us doing it again anytime soon.

We had to play kids we have nobody fit at the minute

League will be done by Christmas, no one is keeping pace with them.

As much as sky like to bang the drum about how competitive the prem is, it’s being completely dominated by one team to the point that even when another club (us) gets to their best level in decades and goes into the high 90’s points wise you still can’t win it.

It’s going to be no different to Ligue 1 now over the next 10 years.

Yup, Arsenal are going to fall off soon, and it'll be all City, can't see the league going to anyone else for the forseeable future, could well go on and dominate for 10 years with players like Haaland... I mean they are bringing De Bruyne off the bench ffs... even if we have an amazing 11, our full squad can't compete.

League will be done by Christmas, no one is keeping pace with them.

Except Arsenal, who are actually above them.

9 league goals what is he likely to end up with.
Suarez still has the record for a calendar month with 10

We will do them over twice, as will Spurs. There's 12 points right there!

Except Arsenal, who are actually above them.

Yeah but I don’t think anyone expects them to stay there long term

Hopefully last night can kick start our season and we can get on a bit of a run now

they spawned it again by missing Isak in the newcastle side

Safe to say City defending not as good as last year so far so what do they do! Buy a defender before the deadline  Never heard of the lad though. Manuel Akanji the name. Is he any a good?

Safe to say City defending not as good as last year so far so what do they do! Buy a defender before the deadline  Never heard of the lad though. Manuel Akanji the name. Is he any a good?

… he’s decent on FIFA 

Here we go!!! Hardly touched the ball AGAIN!!! and bang, he’s in for No 1 

Here we go!!! Hardly touched the ball AGAIN!!! and bang, he’s in for No 1 

BANG! 2 yards out

BANG! 2 yards out

That’s what goal hangers do. 

Don't be fooled, City will win.

Don't be fooled, City will win.

We know Robby.