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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4416: Jan 13, 2024 10:58:33 pm
      :I predict KDB to be rushed into the squad and crock himself again.

      Only thing crocked was Newcastle
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      Reply #4417: Jan 13, 2024 11:08:18 pm

      woke up saw they scored 90+1

      and that doesn't even matter- they are still jammy cu*ts, just like u r a c**t  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4418: Jan 13, 2024 11:55:34 pm
      Only thing crocked was Newcastle

      I think Guardiola's head is a bit crocked too!   :lmao:
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      Reply #4419: Jan 14, 2024 08:59:03 am
      woke up saw they scored 90+1

      and that doesn't even matter- they are still jammy cu*ts, just like u r a c**t  :lmao:

      They battered them to be fair mate. 🤢
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      Reply #4420: Jan 14, 2024 01:24:20 pm
      F**k them. Still cu*ts and still jammy.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4421: Jan 14, 2024 02:05:16 pm

      Found a billionaire oil sheikh!!

      Must be terrible and give up on your own team and kind of support the neighbours :laugh:
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      Reply #4422: Jan 14, 2024 02:15:32 pm
      Found a billionaire oil sheikh!!

      Must be terrible and give up on your own team and kind of support the neighbours :laugh:

      I try not to speak with forked tongue mate, hopefully my opinion wrong.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4423: Jan 14, 2024 04:25:54 pm
      I try not to speak with forked tongue mate, hopefully my opinion wrong.
      You're a web fingered Manc. Of course it is  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4424: Jan 14, 2024 05:50:12 pm
      I try not to speak with forked tongue mate, hopefully my opinion wrong.

      No, but we know how Man Utd fans feel about Liverpool in a title race they'll support City ;)
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      Reply #4425: Jan 14, 2024 05:55:10 pm
      No, but we know how Man Utd fans feel about Liverpool in a title race they'll support City ;)

      Already nailed my mask this year mate. I said anyone but city which also means you lot before them. Don’t want them to win four on the bounce. If it means you lot winning so be it. However, hopefully gunners beat you and city to it. 😂
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      Reply #4426: Jan 14, 2024 05:57:06 pm
      Already nailed my mask this year mate. I said anyone but city which also means you lot before them. Don’t want them to win four on the bounce. If it means you lot winning so be it. However, hopefully gunners beat you and city to it. 😂

      Not a chance, they're a busted flush.
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      Reply #4427: Jan 14, 2024 06:02:59 pm
      Not a chance, they're a busted flush.

      Still the river to come, even if I end up jumping in it.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4428: Jan 15, 2024 04:30:27 pm
      115 charges. When are these f*cking cheats getting done. Sick of it.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4429: Jan 15, 2024 05:20:52 pm
      115 charges. When are these f*cking cheats getting done. Sick of it.

      It’s better for it to be done properly than rushed
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4430: Jan 15, 2024 07:46:12 pm
      It’s better for it to be done properly than rushed

      Maybe they’ll get away with it because they’re such a financial powerhouse.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4431: Jan 16, 2024 05:13:20 pm
      Date Set For Man City Hearing But No One Is Allowed To Know It
      Premier League chief executive Richard Masters says a date has been set for the hearing into Manchester City's alleged breaches of financial rules.

      But, speaking in front of MPs, Masters said he could not reveal the date.

      Everton, already appealing against a 10-point deduction for a previous charge, and Nottingham Forest were charged for breaching league profit and sustainability rules on Monday.

      Masters said he understood why both clubs' fans might be frustrated.

      "I can [understand] but they are very different charge" he told the Culture, Media and Sport (CMS) committee.

      "If any club, the current champions or otherwise, had been found in breach of the spending rules, they would be in exactly the same position as Everton or Nottingham Forest.

      "But the volume and character of the charges laid before Manchester City, which I obviously cannot talk about at all, are being heard in a completely different environment.

      "There is a date set for that proceeding. Unfortunately, I can't tell you when that is but it is progressing."

      Premier League champions City were charged with more than 100 breaches in February 2023 but are yet to face a hearing.

      Everton were handed a 10-point deduction in November, having been referred to an independent commission in March.

      City's charges related to a nine-year time frame from 2009. Since 2009, they have won the top flight seven times, but are facing potential relegation and having titles taken away if the case against them is proven.

      They were also charged with failing to co-operate since the Premier League launched its investigation in 2018.

      There have been reports the case will be heard at the end of this year, although this has not been confirmed by the Premier League and it seems unlikely there will be a verdict until 2025.

      Everton and Nottingham Forest's referral to an Independent Commission is for alleged breaches during the three-year period ending 2022-23.

      These cases must be heard by 8 April.

      Before that, there will be a hearing for Everton's appeal against the first alleged breach which relates to the previous year.

      Masters was asked if this was merely an attempt by the Premier League to prove it can operate without a football regulator, something that the government plans to appoint.

      "No. We take our rule book very seriously," he responded.

      "It is a handshake between all 20 clubs. Clubs look each other in the eye and say we will comply with these rules. They expect the board, if clubs don't comply with those rules, to take action.

      "Everton are a very important member of the Premier League, an ever present. But we also have to think about the other 19 clubs and their fanbases in the decisions that we make.

      "The charges we made in March 2023, for the first Everton case, were eventually heard in October. We did make a plea at the time to hear the first case before the end of the season but Everton argued against that and the commission agreed with them.

      "Nobody likes enforcing these financial rules. They were brought in in 2013-14 with the specific purpose of ensuring that unsustainable spending couldn't go too far and a wrapper was put around how much clubs could invest in pursuit of their aims. It is the first time we have laid a charge in this way."

      Football League chair Rick Parry sat alongside Masters in front of the panel.

      One MP, Damian Green, is a Reading fan and was at Saturday's game against Port Vale which was abandoned after fans invaded the pitch to protest against owner Dai Yongge.

      Green outlined the doomsday scenario many supporters are scared of becoming reality.

      "The word on the street is that he now doesn't want to sell and is just asset stripping and is doing it quite visibly with players," Green said.

      "He is willing to sell any player of any value for what little he can get and wants to be left with the training ground as a piece of property having folded the club.

      "He was approved to be an owner and is someone who in two different countries has killed off two football clubs already. It seems to me pretty extraordinary that he was ever allowed into the English game in those circumstances."

      Parry said the EFL would be meeting Reading fans on Tuesday but outlined the complexity of the situation.

      "We share the fans' concerns absolutely," he said.

      "We are trying to take action against Dai Yongge. Just before Christmas, we took action against the owner in an attempt to get the owner disqualified.

      "It failed on that occasion. They fined him instead which, frankly, is no use at all. If he won't put money into the club he won't pay the fines.

      "Reading sold the stadium and training ground. It is absurd that was allowed to happen. Fortunately, that loophole has been closed.

      "What normally happens in this situation is that clubs go into administration. At least then there is a process. It happened with Derby and Wigan.

      "It is pretty extraordinary for an owner to effectively sit there and do nothing. That is a new one. We haven't seen that before. It is a fresh challenge and we don't have an instant solution."

      Parry said issues around the domestic calendar needed addressing as a matter or urgency.

      BBC Sport has previously reported FA Cup replays from round three onwards and two-legged EFL Cup semi-finals will be ditched to create space for more European matches.

      However, Parry said that with no deal yet on an increased funding package with the Premier League, who want to impose regulation around what Championship clubs can spend and are yet to agree where the proposed funding of around ÂŁ900m will come from, the changes won't happen.

      "As part of the total system, part of a new deal, we are prepared to take on board considerably less revenue to our clubs from the loss of FA Cup replays and from the second leg of the Carabao [Cup].

      "We are absolutely not prepared to concede those on the basis that there is no deal. The 14 clubs who are the non-permanent members of the Premier League have been in there for an average of 13 years each.

      "The 14 clubs in the EFL who had the longest tenure in the Premier League also had an average of 13 years in the Premier League. This season those 14 clubs in the Premier League will receive ÂŁ1.8bn between them, the 14 in EFL will receive less than ÂŁ90m, that is less than five percent.

      "That is the chasm we are trying to bridge."

      As part of the calendar solutions, it has been suggested Women's Super League games could be televised at 15:00 GMT on a Saturday, which remains a blackout period.

      This, it is argued, will create space for the women's game to showcase itself.

      Masters said the change was unlikely to be practical because of the legalities around Uefa's 'Article 48', which allows the blackout to be in force.

      "You can't divide Article 48 for different bits of the game," he said. "If Article 48 didn't exist, everything could be televised. It is very difficult to find a slot where no men's football exists. The answer is not obvious."

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67993371
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4432: Jan 17, 2024 08:40:09 am
      Nick Harris@sportingintel -

      Lots of commentary in past 36hrs about why PL charges under PSR rules against EFC and NFFC appear to be being expedited, while Man City's 115 charges (from an investigation dating back to 2018) linger, TBD on a now-agreed but not public timetable 1/n

      Everton (for a second time) and Forest have been charged for "simple" failures to balance their books around the "acceptable" losses of ÂŁ105m over a 3-year ruling period. 2/n

      Whereas Man City's 115 charges effectively amount to accusations they were conducting financial fraud on a grand scale over a long period, and hoodwinking not just the PL but UEFA, and not co-operating. 3/n

      We know from Football Leaks and other sources that the City hierarchy's view has long been they'd “rather spend £30m on the 50 best lawyers” and sue Uefa “for the next ten years” than accept a punishment. THIS is plutocracy. 4/n

      They HAVE spent millions on lawyers. The've used every legal avenue possible to stall the process. When I was an MoS reporter in 2021 we used an external QC to gain access to "open justice" and attend court as City tried to stymie the PL's investigation. 5/n

      If Man City's supposed mountain of irrefutable evidence of their innocence is ready to go, then bring it on and get it sorted. For the benefit of everyone. 6/n

      They could have cooperated almost SIX years ago when the PL first started investigating them, and they didn't. That's their prerogative. It's not great on the optics but they don't care about optics. 7/n

      There is also a massive (MASSIVE) political element to this case. Sheikh Mansour is the deputy PM of a significant political ally of the United Kingdom. Imagine if he and his club were shamed by multiple guilty verdicts. Unprecedented and unpalatable. 8/n

      I'll be submitting further FOIs to try to establish the extent of British government involvement in the PL vs City case, but others so far have been fruitless. The stakes are SO much higher than whether a football club broke some football rules. 9/n

      Some (some) City fans go to extremes to convince themselves there's no case against City. Despite having been fined 90m euros (later reduced to "only" 30m) for major breaches of financial rules, and dishonesty, and non-cooperation. Before 115 PL charges. 10/n

      I've reported on City my whole working life. I knew, and know, people inside the club at all levels. I've been Khaldoon's guest in their directors' suite (albeit before I called them out). I have multiple sources who told me what really happened. 11/n

      Man City's hierarchy realised around 2010 that they needed "accelerated investment' before UEFA's FFP came into force. Their solution was cooking the books. That was evident from their 2014 punishment onwards. It's all been in plain sight. 12/12

      Goodnight. X

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4433: Jan 17, 2024 01:41:24 pm
      Nick Harris@sportingintel -

      Lots of commentary in past 36hrs about why PL charges under PSR rules against EFC and NFFC appear to be being expedited, while Man City's 115 charges (from an investigation dating back to 2018) linger, TBD on a now-agreed but not public timetable 1/n

      Everton (for a second time) and Forest have been charged for "simple" failures to balance their books around the "acceptable" losses of ÂŁ105m over a 3-year ruling period. 2/n

      Whereas Man City's 115 charges effectively amount to accusations they were conducting financial fraud on a grand scale over a long period, and hoodwinking not just the PL but UEFA, and not co-operating. 3/n

      We know from Football Leaks and other sources that the City hierarchy's view has long been they'd “rather spend £30m on the 50 best lawyers” and sue Uefa “for the next ten years” than accept a punishment. THIS is plutocracy. 4/n

      They HAVE spent millions on lawyers. The've used every legal avenue possible to stall the process. When I was an MoS reporter in 2021 we used an external QC to gain access to "open justice" and attend court as City tried to stymie the PL's investigation. 5/n

      If Man City's supposed mountain of irrefutable evidence of their innocence is ready to go, then bring it on and get it sorted. For the benefit of everyone. 6/n

      They could have cooperated almost SIX years ago when the PL first started investigating them, and they didn't. That's their prerogative. It's not great on the optics but they don't care about optics. 7/n

      There is also a massive (MASSIVE) political element to this case. Sheikh Mansour is the deputy PM of a significant political ally of the United Kingdom. Imagine if he and his club were shamed by multiple guilty verdicts. Unprecedented and unpalatable. 8/n

      I'll be submitting further FOIs to try to establish the extent of British government involvement in the PL vs City case, but others so far have been fruitless. The stakes are SO much higher than whether a football club broke some football rules. 9/n

      Some (some) City fans go to extremes to convince themselves there's no case against City. Despite having been fined 90m euros (later reduced to "only" 30m) for major breaches of financial rules, and dishonesty, and non-cooperation. Before 115 PL charges. 10/n

      I've reported on City my whole working life. I knew, and know, people inside the club at all levels. I've been Khaldoon's guest in their directors' suite (albeit before I called them out). I have multiple sources who told me what really happened. 11/n

      Man City's hierarchy realised around 2010 that they needed "accelerated investment' before UEFA's FFP came into force. Their solution was cooking the books. That was evident from their 2014 punishment onwards. It's all been in plain sight. 12/12

      Goodnight. X

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      He basically says what I've said for 2 years when he says there is more to it than city cheating.

      I'll say it again. There's too many corrupt greedy f*ckers making too much who have lots of seats at lots of tables and luxuries covered for and provided by these cheating fuc*ers in exchange for turning a blind eye.

      This will all get 'washed away' . Nothing will happen to city. And then they will just carry on.

      A potential and expensive political crisis/war and pressure/threats from dark and hidden corners will see to it that they get away scot free
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4434: Jan 17, 2024 01:47:07 pm
      Nick Harris@sportingintel -

      Lots of commentary in past 36hrs about why PL charges under PSR rules against EFC and NFFC appear to be being expedited, while Man City's 115 charges (from an investigation dating back to 2018) linger, TBD on a now-agreed but not public timetable 1/n

      Everton (for a second time) and Forest have been charged for "simple" failures to balance their books around the "acceptable" losses of ÂŁ105m over a 3-year ruling period. 2/n

      Whereas Man City's 115 charges effectively amount to accusations they were conducting financial fraud on a grand scale over a long period, and hoodwinking not just the PL but UEFA, and not co-operating. 3/n

      We know from Football Leaks and other sources that the City hierarchy's view has long been they'd “rather spend £30m on the 50 best lawyers” and sue Uefa “for the next ten years” than accept a punishment. THIS is plutocracy. 4/n

      They HAVE spent millions on lawyers. The've used every legal avenue possible to stall the process. When I was an MoS reporter in 2021 we used an external QC to gain access to "open justice" and attend court as City tried to stymie the PL's investigation. 5/n

      If Man City's supposed mountain of irrefutable evidence of their innocence is ready to go, then bring it on and get it sorted. For the benefit of everyone. 6/n

      They could have cooperated almost SIX years ago when the PL first started investigating them, and they didn't. That's their prerogative. It's not great on the optics but they don't care about optics. 7/n

      There is also a massive (MASSIVE) political element to this case. Sheikh Mansour is the deputy PM of a significant political ally of the United Kingdom. Imagine if he and his club were shamed by multiple guilty verdicts. Unprecedented and unpalatable. 8/n

      I'll be submitting further FOIs to try to establish the extent of British government involvement in the PL vs City case, but others so far have been fruitless. The stakes are SO much higher than whether a football club broke some football rules. 9/n

      Some (some) City fans go to extremes to convince themselves there's no case against City. Despite having been fined 90m euros (later reduced to "only" 30m) for major breaches of financial rules, and dishonesty, and non-cooperation. Before 115 PL charges. 10/n

      I've reported on City my whole working life. I knew, and know, people inside the club at all levels. I've been Khaldoon's guest in their directors' suite (albeit before I called them out). I have multiple sources who told me what really happened. 11/n

      Man City's hierarchy realised around 2010 that they needed "accelerated investment' before UEFA's FFP came into force. Their solution was cooking the books. That was evident from their 2014 punishment onwards. It's all been in plain sight. 12/12

      Goodnight. X

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      This dude has some balls coming out with these accusations....he could very well find himself wandering around searching for his head. Key point from all of this...the involvement with the British Government likely means nothing substantial will ever come from this.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4435: Jan 17, 2024 10:50:56 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4436: Jan 21, 2024 02:39:25 pm
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      Reply #4437: Jan 21, 2024 02:54:47 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4438: Jan 21, 2024 03:17:06 pm
      I bet it's all the Arab's cash propping the government up too!!

      How long before we see prep boy Sunak donning a Man City shirt having a kick about at the Emptihad?

      Not just corrupt cu*ts but Tory supporting cu*ts too.

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