The who would you like to punch in the throat thread

The go compare advert singer - f**king compare this ya tw*t

Michael Winner - I'll give you it's just an a freaking advert, my bollocks he's a walking advert for retroactive abortion

Bono - repeatedly whilst holding a brick

Gary Neville - 'cos he's him

Now where did I put the rest of my list???

But he's the new Jesus, didn't anyone tell you? 

Take it up the Arsene Wenger.

Bono - repeatedly whilst holding a brick

But he's the new Jesus, didn't anyone tell you? 

OK so no punching. However I have thought that Crucifixion is long due a comeback.

Much as I'd love to tw*t that pr**k Kelvin Mckenzie....there can only be one candidate....

...Michael Gove......I defy anyone to deny wanting to smack this creep.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/internets-toes-curl-after-michael-9631162

...kill two birds with one huge feckin' stone..

Katie Hopkins.

Neymar. Repeatedly!

Any Nationalist.

Gemma Collins.

Much as I'd love to tw*t that pr**k Kelvin Mckenzie....there can only be one candidate....

...Michael Gove......I defy anyone to deny wanting to smack this creep.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/internets-toes-curl-after-michael-9631162

...kill two birds with one huge feckin' stone..

Jaw break time.

Boris bunmbling c**t

Danny Murphy....Deffo.

Nearly all the pundits and commentators on the telly!. So full of claptrap and useless info.

Trump