The completely random comment thread

Vtorres's earwig is an extra from g-force, by the way is an earwig a cockroach with dwarf genes.

If the earwig is planning on staying in Vtorres's house permanently I hope he helps out round the house tbh.

He is not helping out, every time i see him i go downstairs get the hi tech catching equipment (Container, Postcard) next minute his gone. I finally got rid of him 5mins later either he survived and climbed back through the window or he brought his brother along with him because he came crawling next to the window.

EDIT - He/she is behind me now cant catch it because its on my curtains !

Does youre earwig morph into a tiger? why not just find a heavy object and knock the f*ck out of it?

No i could never kill a creature of god. To be honest incests freak me out make me all itchy.

Incest is bad vtorres, you will end up with funny looking kids.

Does youre earwig morph into a tiger?

No I could never kill a creature of god. To be honest incests freak me out make me all itchy.

This thread is hilarious, Talking about incest now!  

Opsy a slight spelling error there

Fairplay mate if your'e that way inclined, but you need to install a technical detterent, of which there are many, otherwise adopt my "Blitzkrieg" mentality of kill everything that moves without permission.

I might ring up Marcus from the BB house he could have it done in an instant. Him taking 99men at once and coming out the victor so he says.

I'm off for a smoke, catch ya all next time.

Opsy a slight spelling error there

Incest, does that mean you keep it within the family?

Are you asking me if i am incest or asking what incest means ?

It's wrong man, WROONNGG!

Are you asking me if I am incest or asking what incest means ?

Joke mate, you might not undersand my sense of humour.I honestly forget that you Liverpool supporters are around the globe, as far as I'm concerned,we all belong at Anfield, so as such, we can take the piss out of each other, without detracting from our support of the club.So if I have offended you I apologise.

Vtorres IS incest, the incest man should be just under his name on every post for the best typo of all time.

Hmm that could be controversial i like it (I am not incest though)

Vtorres we,ve established you as a trie LFC supporter, but now to serious matters.Rafa Benitez, time to go?

HELL NO NEVER !

So if Rafa stays, how do we reconcile the management/ownership differences? I value youre opinion, because I do'nt have the answer myself.

Simple we get rid of the owners just force them out of the club don't know how but the answer is not getting rid of Rafa the answer is getting rid of the two yank cu*ts. The perfect replacement would be DIC as they are rich Arabs and love to flash there money and they can do that buy giving Rafa a 100m transfer budget. Rafa has rebuild ed this team it would not be right for him to leave now !

Simple we get rid of the owners just force them out of the club don't know how but the answer is not getting rid of Rafa the answer is getting rid of the two yank cu*ts. The perfect replacement would be DIC as they are rich Arabs and love to flash there money and they can do that buy giving Rafa a 100m transfer budget. Rafa has rebuild ed this team it would not be right for him to leave now !

That's an ideal world mate, that's not going to happen, so what's the best we can hope for in your opinion?

That Rafa gives them an ultimatum coff up or i am out and they coff up.