Rachel Riley from Countdown

Dmasta you've found me out! Don't tell Ross though...
Yeah that is some weird stuff, Google does that a lot to me for some reason. I innocently googled a pic of a Swallow bird, and well, the things I seen almost blinded me!! 

*runs off to google swallow bird*

Don't worry I won't tell him . If you Turn safe search from 'off' to 'moderate' (most of) that stuff should stop coming up.

*runs off to google swallow bird*

Don't worry I won't tell him . If you Turn safe search from 'off' to 'moderate' (most of) that stuff should stop coming up.

  You really are Googling it, aren't ya? 
Well thanks for the tip Dmasta, I'm going to change that safe search thing now, can't be exposing my innocent eyes to such explicit material anymore!

You really are Googling it, aren't ya? 

Maybe.

Dmasta mate, one more and you're heads in the basket along with Charles'. His head's rotting there. Yours can rot alongside.

LP, how dare you betray me! *Runs off crying*

Dmasta mate, one more and you're heads in the basket along with Charles'. His head's rotting there. Yours can rot alongside.

OK Madame I'll be good from now on.

Dmasta mate, one more and you're heads in the basket along with Charles'. His head's rotting there. Yours can rot alongside.

LP, how dare you betray me! *Runs off crying*

Sorry Ross!   

*Bursts into a rendition of 'You belong with me' by Taylor Swift*

 

Princess you actually look like her.

^ No I don't Kenny!

C'mon, I'm not saying she's ugly but I see no resemblance...

I'm gonna lock this thread soon. One of my mates told me she's a manc.

Poor girl.

I'm gonna lock this thread soon. One of my mates told me she's a manc.

Poor girl.

LP looks better anyway.

Sorry Ross!   

*Bursts into a rendition of 'You belong with me' by Taylor Swift*

 

Do you wear short skirts or t-shirts? Are you cheer captain or on the bleachers?

My head's isn't in the basket's Ross, but its on LP's lips when you weren't looking!

I think we need a LP from LFCReds thread going on here as well!

My head's isn't in the basket's Ross, but its on LP's lips when you weren't looking!

I think there's laws against that considering the age difference.

Sorry Princess you are better looking. Just from a distance she looked similar, and i was picturing the same body to be honest :

I think there's laws against that considering the age difference.

You horny basket!

There's 2 lips on a woman.

I was referring to a cherry chapstick.

Love the fact that LP googled 'swallow bird' and was surprised to see a bit of porn come up.

I mean, come on!

A distressing turn of events hearing Kenny's rumour that she is indeed a Manc. Have we got confirmation of that yet. It's Monday tomorrow and I don't want any of us doing something we might regret. We need clarification before 3.20pm tomorrow.

(If it's confirmed LFC Reds will be sending out emergency soap-on-a-ropes for the male cohort on here to wash down their members.)

We might be a bit short on the soap-on-a-rope in the store room I'm afraid. My mate said that she actually said it on the show a few weeks ago.

I'm willing to disbelieve him though. We need official conformation. (if we start to notice too many fingers on one hand then I think we can start to worry though)

Just goes to prove there's no such thing as perfect.

I knew she was fishy from the start. :

Been down there have you?

I just googled it (once I finished googling 'swallow bird' of course ) and according to a fansite "Rachel Riley is an avid Manchester United fan."

I feel violated.

It doesn't look good Im afraid.

Rachel Riley is an avid Manchester United fan.

http://www.rachelriley.org/who-is-rachel-riley-t2.html

her favourite team, Manchester United. "I love watching United and Ronaldo is my favourite player," she says. "Hopefully I will be able to see them more as Manchester is only 45 minutes away from Leeds, where we film Countdown."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2009/01/04/new-countdown-girl-rachel-riley-I-won-t-get-every-sum-right-exclusive-interview-115875-21014279/

She'll be a Madrid fan by now. No worries.

And Ross, no.

Disappointed.

And disappointed.

Shall we move onto another fit presenter? How's about Bleakley from The One Show, I still think she's a milf.