The 2009 Christmas Countdown

I hate it.

The sooner it's over, the better.

What a load of bollocks!! Don't disrespect some of the boss laughs we've had at Christmas!! Especially my F***ing birthday you big miserable git.

 

Shut it you and just lock the damn thread!

Shut it you and just lock the damn thread!

No little sausage rolls for you this year Mr!

And to top Christmas off we've got a home game boxing day.

Can see myself getting a bit tipsy!!

And to top Christmas off we've got a home game boxing day.

Can see myself getting a bit tipsy!!

That would be good to see that game, Wolves at home, my Sister's fella is a Wolves supporter, so I'll be able to give him lots of stick when we slaughter them......must try and get a ticket for that game.

No little sausage rolls for you this year Mr!

It's not the fun I dislike, it's the whole ethos of the thing. I haven't been to church for years. I don't believe in their version of God. Millions die due to religious wars every year. And they want me to celebrate this by spending all me money on someone else?

I'm opting out. I'll buy me own little sausage rolls

It's times like this I'm glad I haven't got a bird!

It's times like this I'm glad I haven't got a bird!

Turkey or Chicken? 

Cas how did I know one of the ladies had started this thread? It's like my Mrs she says I love xmas and she's started buying prezzies and all that carry on, but give it a couple of weeks and she's giving it one of them - "I'm rushed off me feet and what are you doing? F**k all its allways left to me!!! Jesus h christ there should be a law against it I mean premature preparation and persecution of unwilling participants in the xmas pantomime.

Cas how did I know one of the ladies had started this thread? It's like my Mrs she says I love xmas and she's started buying prezzies and all that carry on, but give it a couple of weeks and she's giving it one of them - "I'm rushed off me feet and what are you doing? f**k all its allways left to me!!! Jesus h christ there should be a law against it I mean premature preparation and persecution of unwilling participants in the xmas pantomime.

Well said Stuey mate.

Stop being a pair of grumpy buggers you two  Has Gow got to you already 

Humbug.

Humbug.

Bumhug.

Christmas is crap when you're old, i want a Scalextric but my dad told me to piss off and i can have new socks instead.

HUMBUG!!

Bumhug.

   

Bumhug.

snigger

 

Quality MsG

Christmas is crap when you're old, i want a Scalextric but my dad told me to piss off and i can have new socks instead.

HUMBUG!!

I know, I'd ask for a prezzie, but my mum and dad are F***ing off to Zambia in November, so they'll be skint by christmas!!

I absolutely LOVE Christmas  I always feel depressed when it's over though...
It can't start early enough for me.
I just love everything about it, the dark nights, the lights in town, putting up the xmas tree, the atmosphere, buying and receiving presents and the whole 'Family' feel of the day itself. Christmas Rocks!

I don't give a sh*t Mr Scrooge had a perfectly valid argument and only for that kid having a dicky leg we wouldn't have to put up with all this bollocks, and I'm not even  sure about the kid being disabled you know as I do what the nippers are like and they'll stop at nothing to get their own F***ing way (sorry about the expletive).

Christmas is coming and it's going to be the best yet. You have my word on it.

Added a poll.

I lurve a bit of it.

Voted.

Where's the option for I love all of it?

Actually I'm going for the second one, I don't like the washing up part of it.