Be the forum pauper!

UK only I'm afraid.

Go here
http://www.uklocalarea.com/browse.php
whack in your postcode and post your score!

(1 is the most deprived - 32,482 is the least deprived)

My area: Index of Multiple Deprivation: 10,483

Woo hoo!  Please sir, can I have some more!  

(Although we did get a decent score of 22,735 for crime - that's because I'm the king on my patch!)

4,063

Mainly due to anti-social dog barking issues no doubt.

Now, if the council would do something about it...

Unfortunately those ratings onyl apply to England.

Im 1116 out of 1896. So bring me my tea Jeeves!!!!!

18,043, and I thought I was in a shithole!

16,955, very average.

Living environment 9,659 though, meaning it's a shithole.

Mine is:

Index of multile deprivation: 8,181
Living environment: 2,936
Crime: 3,879

Gow is winning by a country mile so far!

*Cough Cough*

25,804  

Not me then 

Not me then 

Gow can come live with you, then.

Problem solved.

I've already invited him round for Christmas 

Unfortunately those ratings onyl apply to England.

Im 1116 out of 1896. So bring me my tea Jeeves!!!!!

Posh!    Take it that's Wales?  I put my sister's postcode in and her area is 912 out of 1,896 but her living environment is a staggering 1,663 

*Cough Cough*

25,804 

Not me then 

   Very posh!

18,043, and I thought I was in a shithole!

2076.............I do live in a sh*t hole

Posh!    Take it that's Wales?  I put my sister's postcode in and her area is 912 out of 1,896 but her living environment is a staggering 1,663 

   Very posh!

Does she live in Broadlands, Bridgend?

Its a new build place with nice scenery and buildings and amneties but it is smack bang next to the dregs of society.

Index of Multiple deprevation 7,262
This is for my u.k. property which I'm endeavouring to sell  (some chance !)

Does she live in Broadlands, Bridgend?

Its a new build place with nice scenery and buildings and amneties but it is smack bang next to the dregs of society.

No, other end of the country.  A little village in North Wales.  Smack bang in the middle of lots of fields!

No, other end of the country.  A little village in North Wales.  Smack bang in the middle of lots of fields!

Thats probs why the living environment is high, if its a small village and its North Wales the barriers to living must be low, A) They hate you if you cant speak Welsh, B) Its probs quite expensive.

26,316.

Thats probs why the living environment is high, if its a small village and its North Wales the barriers to living must be low, A) They hate you if you cant speak Welsh, B) Its probs quite expensive.

It's north east Wales, pretty anglicised there so that doesn't happen.  She does have Rhyl on her doorstep

26,316.

Poshest yet!

971.... I think beirut is higher..sh*t

i think redkenny may beat me though, i only live where the bombs land, he lives where they launch them from 

I knew you'd win robby. It's because of you living there that it's rated so badly.

971.... I think beirut is higher..sh*t

I think redkenny may beat me though, I only live where the bombs land, he lives where they launch them from 

 

15,502

this looks more like the count to a million thread  

this looks more like the count to a million thread   

You should know!

Only trying to help Venners counting skills !

Anyone know how to find out which were the worst rated areas?

Tried L4 ?

971.... I think beirut is higher..sh*t

i think redkenny may beat me though, i only live where the bombs land, he lives where they launch them from 

236. 

But that's where I used to live, ten minutes walk down the road.

Now it's a proud 2,982 in my barracks.

I've just entered L4 0TE and it was so poor the page didn't load properly, twice. So I can't see the number, just a thing that says 'Very poor'.

Index of multiple depravation 295

(Does this Tocky lad win then?)

 Quality of Life Indicator: Poor

Index of Multiple Deprivation: 8,486


Barrows not that bad

Index of multiple deprivation: 1,877

Index of Multiple Deprivation: 11,410

Crime: 24,528

I'll have a go when I get in. Can't do it on my phone, but I've got a feeling it'll be down there with the roughest!

Index of multiple deprivation 485, bloody hell, didn't think it was that bad.

Index of Multiple Deprivation: 317



Scruffs around here.

"this area was ranked 32,340 out of 32,482 in England, where 1 was the most deprived and 32,482 the least."

Ghetto life.

"this area was ranked 32,340 out of 32,482 in England, where 1 was the most deprived and 32,482 the least."

Ghetto life.

Bet you can get your car insured.

I've just entered L4 0TE and it was so poor the page didn't load properly, twice. So I can't see the number, just a thing that says 'Very poor'.

117.

Crime: 53.

I knew you'd win robby. It's because of you living there that it's rated so badly.

Thanks Gowey, and the stats just went down when you drove past in your Battered ford Cortina with your ub40 card  

      
971
Income Deprivation: 2,237
     
2,237
Employment: 1,068
     
1,068
Health: 682
     
682
Education: 4,116
     
4,116
Barriers to Services: 25,646
     
25,646
Living Environment: 55
     
55
Crime: 3,618
     
3,618

 i cant believe there is a thousand employed around here, if you count illegal trades then maybe so.

14,101

Index of Multiple Deprivation: 5,440

Income Deprivation: 6,677

Crime: 15,665

Well theres only 6,678 people live where I live in my sleepy village does that mean I'm the only one making any money

Index of Multiple Deprivation: 31,971
     

Income Deprivation: 32,430
     

Employment: 31,193
     

Health: 27,467
     

Education: 28,672
     

Barriers to Services: 23,959
     

Living Environment: 27,973
     

Crime: 24,641

Index of Multiple Deprivation: 12,770
     

Income Deprivation: 15,318
     

Employment: 10,098
     

Health: 4,753
     

Education: 14,369
     

Barriers to Services: 18,152
     

Living Environment: 21,352
     

Crime: 16,592
     


Gow, how did you manage that?  You only live round the corner from me 

117.

Crime: 53.

And that's Anfield Road.

L4 0TE

26,888 for me.

Bet you're jealous RP. I've got WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF about 20 feet from me right now.

Am I the 'best' so far then?

Wait until you have to pay your own bills and rent.

You won't be then.

Am I the 'best' so far then?

You're the best a man can get. Allegedly....

Didn't Know his surname was Gillett !

Index of Multiple Deprivation: 31,325 dead posh around here

Is that why you got the ASBO?

its not an ASBO its only a exclusion order from the town centre

Didn't know they had a town centre there.

stop squinting then, you blinked and missed it.

Bah. everton mints.

You lot are snobs la, the only one with anything close to mine is CRK.

They wouldn't know hardship if it bit them on their upper class arses (bottoms for you lot) would they Joey lad.

I knew you'd win it Billy.

And I knew you'd be gutted if you didn't!

I don't see MsG offering a prize though!

There's not a lot us L8 boys don't win

Shouldn't the winner be the biggest number?

No. Armani boy.

Billy has to fight with rats the size of cats to get to the bog in the back garden because it's the only one they've got. His kitchen's narrower than your ma's little toe.

Didn't stop you going to that brasses house the other night did it?

Turned out to be Posh Spice.

She takes it up the arse.

20 squids.

On a blow-up mattress.

Bargain.

Didn't know Posh Spice paroled Prinny Rd. And I certainly didn't know she accepted squids, thought she was like most and took money.

Didn't know Posh Spice paroled Prinny Rd. And I certainly didn't know she accepted squids, thought she was like most and took money.

There was a queue of Nevilles when I came out.

But I'd already ruined her.

Am I the 'best' so far then?

No mate, I'm privileged.

Income deprivation  695

employment          343

health                   431

education              435

barriers to services  1667

barriers to housing   445

living enviroment      1120


Quality of life indicator poor  Fckin hell Gareth mate we living in some sh*t in these valleys.

Looks like I deserved the noble status of 'Madame' after all.

Income deprivation  695

employment          343

health                   431

education              435

barriers to services  1667

barriers to housing   445

living enviroment      1120


Quality of life indicator poor  Fckin hell Gareth mate we living in some sh*t in these valleys.

That's what I was thinking Andy, wouldn't move though love it here, must be mad ?

I live in a hole in the ground in the middle of the desert?do's that count,also there is no oasis for a 30 mile radius and no cash machine .

This post is just like deprivation top trumps     ...love it.

I live in a hole in the ground in the middle of the desert?do's that count,also there is no oasis for a 30 mile radius and no cash machine .

Mate you seem to eat well for someone in a hole in the desert.

Income deprivation  29,758
employment 26,344
crime 32,325
health 27,655
Get thee behind me plebs

I thought the high numbers were better 

Andy, not to be the forum pauper, you need low numbers.

I was drunk last night when i wrote that .

Mate you seem to eat well for someone in a hole in the desert.

The odd passing camel go's down well!

bars on your home windows, and probably a tommy gun on the roof, a bouncer for the postman, without this you cant get insurance round our way.

Do you live in Crocky or Norris Green?