100 things that will happen before our stadium is built

Ill try anything twice. In case I did it wrong the first time.

Ill try anything twice. In case I did it wrong the first time.

I used to be retro sexual.

Can't beat a hairy minge and sixties tits.

Wayne Rooney sex scandal....

oh wait

Rafa will leave.

Thank F**k for that, at least we only have 99 thing to wait for before we get the bloody stadium.

Fergie will join the AA and follow the 12 steps, which includes asking for forgiveness/making amends. I believe he'll get down on bended knee and ask us Liverpool  fans for forgiveness.  

We'll be in the Championship...?

Roy Hodgson will eventually be fired and we will get a manager of the calibre required to get us playing football again. . . Oh yeah and winning more than 50 percent of our matches. . . A bit like Rafa did up until last season

Hicks and gillette will admit they are skint.

Our Leader in exile will return.

Our Leader in exile will return.

And lead us to our 19th title.

Fergie will be crowned "Supreme Overlord of Football" and be allowed to ref his own matches.

World war III

 

Fernando will run 100m and not pull his groin/hamstring/thigh/arse cheeks/nipples/testicles/fingers/brain.

  that,s sooooooooo funny   

roy hodgson wiil win away games

Roy will admit he and poulsen are sh*t.

All of our players will come back from an international match unscathed...

Luke Chadwick will pull a bird

Luke Chadwick will pull a bird

Be serious, please.

England will fail to qualify for the 2018 World Cup in England - I know the home team normally gets entered automatically, but with Roy Hodgson as manager, who knows, he may want everything to be fair on Latvia...

Aurelio will rightly be played ahead of Konchesky.

Dani Pacheco will start a league game under Roy Hodgson, bagging 2 assists and MOTM.

Christian poulsen gets man of the match and key to the city after many impressive performances.

Fernando Torres will score a goal.