What does Rafa write in those notes on the bench?

Don't know about you, but I would love to see the notes Rafa seems to pen whenever we concede a goal and when things aren't going our way, which is pretty much all the time at the moment.

I would love to get inside his head and find out exactly what he's writing. Decisions he has made and perhaps more importantly, the decisions he hasn't made.

What is he writing? Whatever it is, it isn't working.

What do you think?

He's probably rearranging the order in which he is going to bollock the players.

After Skrtel scored he went to the bottom of the list.  When Adebayor scored he had to cross his name out to put him back at the top.

taking orders from the subs bench and some of the crowd behind him

fat spanish waiter and all that..

A top secret Spanish weekly column for Marca.

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Letter to santa? 3 points,some cash from the yanks,Lucas to become the awesome Brazilian

I wish those two American tw*ts would give me the money I need to strengthen my squad and I wouldn't be 7th in the Premiership if they did.  :

A postcard to Mr X Alonso....Wish You Were Here.

Probably writing Kuyts name on the team sheet for the next game, no matter how bad his previous performance is, he always starts the next game.( I know he works hard but so do washing machines)

Probably writing Kuyts name on the team sheet for the next game, no matter how bad his previous performance is, he always starts the next game.( I know he works hard but so do washing machines)

Nice one.

Writing down what he forgot to buy at waitrose on way to game. God knws what he does lets hope he draws a pic of his ass with fingers being pulled out cos he has to pull his out t get us ov the slump we in.

Did anyone else see those notes that Mourinho wrote during his time at Chelski? He was analysing every move that the opposition players were making, trying to find a weakness to pass on to his players, either during that game or the next time they faced them.
In the example printed in the newspaper, Chelski were playing against Newcastle and he noticed that when the ball is played in front of Newcastle's back 4, Titus Bramble would move forward to meet it. He passed this on to his players at half time and they exploited it almost straight away. A couple of Chelski players played a 1-2 in front of Newcastle's back 4, Bramble stepped forward and a diagonal ball was played in behind him to the Chelski runner... goal.
I'm assuming Rafa is analysing things to the same extent.

Rafa could be taking notes of decisions he made.

"I should ... in future " and "I shouldn't .... next time."

Example?
I shouldn't start with Babel next time.

Did anyone else see those notes that Mourinho wrote during his time at Chelski? He was analysing every move that the opposition players were making, trying to find a weakness to pass on to his players, either during that game or the next time they faced them.
In the example printed in the newspaper, Chelski were playing against Newcastle and he noticed that when the ball is played in front of Newcastle's back 4, Titus Bramble would move forward to meet it. He passed this on to his players at half time and they exploited it almost straight away. A couple of Chelski players played a 1-2 in front of Newcastle's back 4, Bramble stepped forward and a diagonal ball was played in behind him to the Chelski runner... goal.
I'm assuming Rafa is analysing things to the same extent.

If thats the case . . . then those notes at 92 minures are yet to be explained !

This is what Rafa's been doing all time on the bench

  

When we score:

"YEEEESSSSS GET THE F**k IN! WELL IN STEVIE LAD!!"


When we concede:

"F**k OFF! ANOTHER SET PIECE!"

Drawing Fergie's mangina.

When we score:

"YEEEESSSSS GET THE F**k IN! WELL IN STEVIE LAD!!"


When we concede:

"F**k OFF! ANOTHER SET PIECE!"

sudoko puzzles ?

I love H&G...I love H&G not....
Purslow you rock!

Rafa is writing his autobiography as it happens so when Babel scores a hat trick the shock doesn't give him health problems ! 

probably thinking about the possible line-up for his fifa 10/football manager

Recently he's writing:

Please God,Torres should recover
Please God,Torres should recover
Please God,Torres should recover
Please God,Torres should recover..........