What does Rafa write in those notes on the bench?

*What does Rafa write in those notes on the bench?* Nov 23, 2009 10:39:25 am

Don't know about you, but I would love to see the notes Rafa seems to pen whenever we concede a goal and when things aren't going our way, which is pretty much all the time at the moment.

I would love to get inside his head and find out exactly what he's writing. Decisions he has made and perhaps more importantly, the decisions he hasn't made.

What is he writing? Whatever it is, it isn't working.

What do you think?

He's probably rearranging the order in which he is going to bollock the players.

After Skrtel scored he went to the bottom of the list. When Adebayor scored he had to cross his name out to put him back at the top.

taking orders from the subs bench and some of the crowd behind him

fat spanish waiter and all that..

A top secret Spanish weekly column for Marca.

http://www.marca.com/

IRWT

Letter to santa? 3 points,some cash from the yanks,Lucas to become the awesome Brazilian

I wish those two American tw*ts would give me the money I need to strengthen my squad and I wouldn't be 7th in the Premiership if they did. :

A postcard to Mr X Alonso....Wish You Were Here.

Probably writing Kuyts name on the team sheet for the next game, no matter how bad his previous performance is, he always starts the next game.( I know he works hard but so do washing machines)

Quote from Tombo on Nov 23, 2009 01:10:02 pm

Probably writing Kuyts name on the team sheet for the next game, no matter how bad his previous performance is, he always starts the next game.( I know he works hard but so do washing machines)

Nice one.

Writing down what he forgot to buy at waitrose on way to game. God knws what he does lets hope he draws a pic of his ass with fingers being pulled out cos he has to pull his out t get us ov the slump we in.

Did anyone else see those notes that Mourinho wrote during his time at Chelski? He was analysing every move that the opposition players were making, trying to find a weakness to pass on to his players, either during that game or the next time they faced them.
In the example printed in the newspaper, Chelski were playing against Newcastle and he noticed that when the ball is played in front of Newcastle's back 4, Titus Bramble would move forward to meet it. He passed this on to his players at half time and they exploited it almost straight away. A couple of Chelski players played a 1-2 in front of Newcastle's back 4, Bramble stepped forward and a diagonal ball was played in behind him to the Chelski runner... goal.
I'm assuming Rafa is analysing things to the same extent.

Rafa could be taking notes of decisions he made.

"I should ... in future " and "I shouldn't .... next time."

Example?
I shouldn't start with Babel next time.

Quote from Reprobate on Nov 23, 2009 01:33:32 pm

Did anyone else see those notes that Mourinho wrote during his time at Chelski? He was analysing every move that the opposition players were making, trying to find a weakness to pass on to his players, either during that game or the next time they faced them.
In the example printed in the newspaper, Chelski were playing against Newcastle and he noticed that when the ball is played in front of Newcastle's back 4, Titus Bramble would move forward to meet it. He passed this on to his players at half time and they exploited it almost straight away. A couple of Chelski players played a 1-2 in front of Newcastle's back 4, Bramble stepped forward and a diagonal ball was played in behind him to the Chelski runner... goal.
I'm assuming Rafa is analysing things to the same extent.

If thats the case . . . then those notes at 92 minures are yet to be explained !

This is what Rafa's been doing all time on the bench

When we score:

"YEEEESSSSS GET THE F**k IN! WELL IN STEVIE LAD!!"

When we concede:

"F**k OFF! ANOTHER SET PIECE!"

Drawing Fergie's mangina.

Quote from Eem on Nov 23, 2009 03:54:39 pm

When we score:

"YEEEESSSSS GET THE F**k IN! WELL IN STEVIE LAD!!"

When we concede:

"F**k OFF! ANOTHER SET PIECE!"

sudoko puzzles ?

I love H&G...I love H&G not....
Purslow you rock!

Rafa is writing his autobiography as it happens so when Babel scores a hat trick the shock doesn't give him health problems !

probably thinking about the possible line-up for his fifa 10/football manager

Recently he's writing:

Please God,Torres should recover
Please God,Torres should recover
Please God,Torres should recover
Please God,Torres should recover..........

He tries to figure out this tricky little blighter:

That was piss easy, I must have done it in about four seconds!

Maybe that's what he's writing, "piece of piss that, now I'm bored, no?".

Shopping list.

Bog rolls.
Oven chips.
Lasagne.
Daily Sport.
Bag of satsumas.
Ping pong ball.

To do list:

Dinner
Send kids to bed
Trip to X-rated shops
Sexy time.

Montse very happy for sure

Quote from 7-King Kenny-7 on Nov 23, 2009 08:51:18 pm

Sexy time.

Verry niicee. High fivee!

He just likes writing on quaaaallity paper.

Jaffa Cakes.
Angel Delight.

Tampons.
Cucumber.
Barms.

David Silva.

He got into the craze 8 years too late.

1) Humiliate Mr Fergsuon
2) Punch Voronin
3) Maintain fantastic goatee
4) Punch Voronin

I hate Voronin

Triple A batteries.
Chewing gum.
Mach III blades for me razor.

Write Voronin's name all over the page. Then use it too wipe ass during half time break.

"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things.

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
silver white winters that melt into springs,
these are a few of my favorite things.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so bad. "

I know that it is hard economic times but why should i have to write on both sides of the paper,and I wish Tom and George would not give me homework to do when the match is being played.

Dear Santa

Could you please get rid of these two clowns who are ruining this football club.
A bid from Ajax for Babbel.
A bid from anyone for Voronin.
a pair of slippers as well.

Thank you

Rafa

Him and Sammy play hang man.........
MA_ _ _ESTER U_ _TED PLAYERS
ARE A BU _ _ _ OF
TO_ _ERS

"Note to self: Buy more horse placenta."

Quote from LFC9 on Nov 24, 2009 05:04:59 pm

Him and Sammy play hang man.........
MA_ _ _ESTER U_ _TED PLAYERS
ARE A BU _ _ _ OF
TO_ _ERS

Well someone's cheating then because 'S' has already been said.

O christ i checked that 3 times aswell

Sorry, I have nothing better to do until Kick Off

It's Rafa's plan on how to kill Tom Hicks and George Gillett

Rafa's designing the new stadium brick by brick !

writes where lucas could be heading

January buys:

1. Kun Aguero 45 million
2. Silva 20 million
3. Villa 40 million
4. Kjaer 10 million

Sell :
1. Babel ~~30 million~~f**k lucky if i got 5 million
2. Dossena 5 million
3. Voronin 3 million if anyone interested

Wait...who the f**k i'm kidding with?Aguero 45 million? Lucky if I got 10 million from them bas***ds!

He stresses he anger out by writing

Lucas you sh*t, Babel your sh*t, Voronin your sh*t, I really want Villa! like as many times as he can.

Maybe Mark Hughes is a moron and will bid £40mil for Babel, Voronin & Lucas! if only it was as simple as doing the money cheat in Football Manager

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Quote from OptimusRobbo on Nov 26, 2009 04:24:09 pm

He stresses he anger out by writing

Lucas you sh*t, Babel your sh*t, Voronin your sh*t, I really want Villa! like as many times as he can.

Maybe Mark Hughes is a moron and will bid £40mil for Babel, Voronin & Lucas! if only it was as simple as doing the money cheat in Football Manager .

Are you on Acid?

Nope not on acid, but they really aint good enough to be at liverpool.

hmmmm now was was it i said at halftime in Istanbul...

Back to Football Manager 10 and see my players stats! Maybe I could raise Voronin's!

What to get from the offy on the way home, to drown his sorrows after the sh*te results of late .

I must not comment on Slur Alex
I must not comment on Slur Alex
I must not comment on Slur Alex
I must not comment on Slur Alex
I must not comment on Slur Alex
I must not comment on Slur Alex
I must not comment on Slur Alex
I must not comment on Slur Alex
I must not comment on Slur Alex
I must not comment on Slur Alex
And if I do next time I'll be on detention

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